forum Share things nobody asked you to share

Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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i literally want to have a child just to say this joke to them all the time

Well, Dom is the site dad, Whisper and Winter are the site moms, and I'm the site newlywed-next-door-couple who shamelessly flirts with their significant other constantly and will let you come over and watch movies and eat junk food and pizza. :D

And I'm the annoying cousin who somehow has a girlfriend

ooh! could i be the adorable but kinda dumb litttle bro?

I don't see why not.

ooh! could i be the adorable but kinda dumb litttle bro?

Can I be the same???

Brothers Forever!

Yay!!

👍

-in condescending and overly adoring next-door-neighbour voice-
You two darling little beans can come over to my house anytime. We can watch movieees, and hang ouuut…

I'm not a child…

I was being melodramatic.

Oh…

Being melodramatic is one of my many talents, dah-ling. Don't take it literally.

ignoring that and jumping up and down IMA BEAN!!!

I'm the weeb child who has an apartment in the basement and rarely even leaves the room

wooooooo

my friends often joke that they're going to have biological children just so when the child beats them in a video game they can say "yeah, and i did your mom" technically without it being a lie

I'm the weeb child who has an apartment in the basement and rarely even leaves the room

(my cousin Jonathan)

i can be the broke artist child who still lives in the house even in her 30's cause she can't afford rent and doesn't socialize enough to find a gf that'll take care of her

lol

Well, Dom is the site dad, Whisper and Winter are the site moms, and I'm the site newlywed-next-door-couple who shamelessly flirts with their significant other constantly and will let you come over and watch movies and eat junk food and pizza. :D

So you're the vodka aunt??? And let's be honest here, yes I am a mom, but I fit the category of the crazy uncle you only see at family reunions who teaches you curses for kick and says hold my beer for everything. But I shall wear the title of mom proudly.

…vodka aunt…??

Eris is the Martini aunt already
Idk what I am. Kinda just the dude who shows up with random facts and something to complain about lol

…vodka aunt…??

Okay the one who parties hard flirts constantly really doesn't care about PDA 12/10 will do PDA's in public and they always seem to have money and fun times are always there. Plus someone around the said aunt smells either really good or alcoholic. There is no inbetween. Hence the vodka aunt.