Y'know those vaguely historical movies about young teenage girls who don't want to be ladies and they run off to do some secret thing while pretending to be a boy because women don't have rights and then they meet a runaway boy and fall in love? I want one of those where they fall in love with a girl instead of a boy because we should stop pretending that gen z invented being gay and give us the secret gay historical side romance movies we deserve
I'll do you one better, and have her fall in love with a girl disguised as a boy. And then when they find out they're both girls, they don't mind because they love each other a lot.
bailey and zach from suite life on deck but zach is a girl
Oh my lord, someone needs to fund this!!
Y'know those vaguely historical movies about young teenage girls who don't want to be ladies and they run off to do some secret thing while pretending to be a boy because women don't have rights and then they meet a runaway boy and fall in love? I want one of those where they fall in love with a girl instead of a boy because we should stop pretending that gen z invented being gay and give us the secret gay historical side romance movies we deserve
Babe let's write one-
Y'know those vaguely historical movies about young teenage girls who don't want to be ladies and they run off to do some secret thing while pretending to be a boy because women don't have rights and then they meet a runaway boy and fall in love? I want one of those where they fall in love with a girl instead of a boy because we should stop pretending that gen z invented being gay and give us the secret gay historical side romance movies we deserve
Babe let's write one-
Can we- can we include pretty pirate ladies 👉👈
Y'know those vaguely historical movies about young teenage girls who don't want to be ladies and they run off to do some secret thing while pretending to be a boy because women don't have rights and then they meet a runaway boy and fall in love? I want one of those where they fall in love with a girl instead of a boy because we should stop pretending that gen z invented being gay and give us the secret gay historical side romance movies we deserve
Babe let's write one-
Can we- can we include pretty pirate ladies 👉👈
Ofc that's the aesthetic that makes me the most gay
YESSSSSS!!! would be homeless for a year to see this movie happen
I wanna be one of the pirates
You can't just say 'hey, let's make a gay pirate movie' and intend on leaving me out of it
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
I wanna be one of the pirates
You can't just say 'hey, let's make a gay pirate movie' and intend on leaving me out of it
Who said we were gonna leave you out dumbass? <3
……. *also kinda wants to be a gay pirate….
No, even better, Jack Sparrow with pink dreadlocks and high-heeled boots.
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill
Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill
quietly stands next to you
Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?
Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.
Are we going full historical fiction or do we want to work with the stories of the irl lesbian pirates?
Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?
Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.
Yay!! Another person who knows!!!
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hill
Okay but Elizabeth Swann
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hillquietly stands next to you
Walks to you, but like in the style of Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel
Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?
Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.
Yay!! Another person who knows!!!
I read history books, darling. Waaaaaaaaaaay too many history books
Can Jack Sparrow be in it
Jack sparrow is 1. Not a hot lesbian and 2. Unattractive and crusty
I will die on this hillOkay but Elizabeth Swann
YES
Are we going full historical fiction or do we want to work with the stories of the irl lesbian pirates?
Let’s do historical fiction, but try and aim to make sure it’s as historically accurate as possible.
Did you know there was a group of lady pirates who would disguise themselves as men to run their ships and then just before they kill an enemy, they’d open their shirt so the man’s last thought would be that he was defeated by a woman?
Yessss. Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Two amazing ladies if I do say so myself.
We stan two queens