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Our show is called Edgar and we're all hekka pumped

Hey I started a new rp and I need some more participants, anyone wanna join?

I really want a Winnie the Pooh shirt that says "I don't give a bother" or something like all the shirts about not giving a fuck but it's Pooh

I-
this is the sum of everything I have ever wanted.

Has it ever occurred to pop artists that their ex girlfriend doesn't want to have a song written about their sex or lack there of????

Oh my god you’re right

Every. Freaking. Song. Is. About. Sex. I'm sick of it. And I can't change the station cause it's on the bus

Time to go fail my exams

Time to go fail my exams

Lol I know it’s probably too late for that but good luck

Aw thanks, now it's time for, "you have half an hour to drink as much coffee as you can to stay awake for two hours at drivers ed!! Even though you were just asleep!!! A minute ago!!"

Oh yes I forgot to mention the part about half my family being sick so I'm probably sick too so let's go spread that around :/

Sorry that must suck for ya

My body is awake but my mind isn't. I tried to wake myself up but I can't even really count to 200 by 2s. Which I can usually do

Oof

Have you tried splashing some cold water on your face or something like that? I prefer drinking water with a hella lot of lemon in it to focus but I asume you don’t have lemons just lying around wherever you are right now…

Don't have cold water either but I'll keep that in mind for next time
Also that reminded me of the clean and clear ad about the lemon stuff and the girl goes "It smells like LEMONS" idk if you've seen that tho cuz you aren't in the us right?

Nope I am not and nope I have not

It's a really terrible ad on youtube that you can't skip but one of the girls testing it goes "iT sMeLLs LiKe LeMoNs!" Really happily and it makes me laugh

Lemoneas

WHOA

guys look
https://www.popsci.com/can-your-genes-make-you-kill

Coolio

Yup, I may or may not have gotten overly enthusiastic about sharing that….

I swear I'm not a psychopath I just think genes are cool

Okay I'm back from getting my wisdom teeth removed