I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
A quarter for your thoughts?
WELL I'D HUG YOU AND SINCE YOU ARE APPARENTLY SOFT I'D STROKE YOUR SOFT LOCKS AND THEN JUST STARE AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HELLA CUTE, BOOP YOUR NOSE, AND HUG YOU AGAIN
Here. Her name is Petunia and I fucking hope this is what you think of every time I say "sweet petunias"
Don't worry!! I'll never be able to unsee that!!!!
Good
It Be Like That Sometimes.
I'm probably gonna just…
becomes a V.F.D
Creepily observe people from my house
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
who's up next beetches
I mean we’re not that close but I am curious
I can't compete for the floof, but I can compete for the softest
ya boi is the human equivalent of a chinchilla
mhm
but can i wrap you in a blanket burrito while you angrily nom at my face and beg for unhealthy amounts of rasin
I mean
I wouldn't object to that tbh
just don't make me wear ears and a tail
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
who's up next beetches
pick me! pick me!
HUG YOU, YOU LITTLE SQUISH AND THEN BOOP YOUR NOSE AND HUG YOU AGAIN AND BOOP YOUR NOSE AGAIN AND OBSESS OVER WHAT AN ADORABLE BEAN YOU ARE
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
who's up next beetches
I mean we’re not that close but I am curious
I'd use the "BI there" pun again and even if we're not close I'd hug you
and then compliment your purple hair
and hug you again
:D
I can't compete for the floof, but I can compete for the softest
ya boi is the human equivalent of a chinchilla
mhm
but can i wrap you in a blanket burrito while you angrily nom at my face and beg for unhealthy amounts of rasin
I mean
I wouldn't object to that tbh
just don't make me wear ears and a tail
Chinchillas are adorable, don't even try to prove me wrong
I will supply detailed descriptions of the acts of affection I would perform if I met you for 25 cents each
A quarter for your thoughts?
WELL I'D HUG YOU AND SINCE YOU ARE APPARENTLY SOFT I'D STROKE YOUR SOFT LOCKS AND THEN JUST STARE AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HELLA CUTE, BOOP YOUR NOSE, AND HUG YOU AGAIN
I strictly require hugs from the front so I can hug back, so you better prepare yourself.
@NutEllaDraws ….. I seem to recognise those eyes XD
Chinchillas are adorable, don't even try to prove me wrong
ella has chinchillas
Chonky bois
do you want to see pictures?
cause i will aggressively show you pictures
they are the cutest creatures on planet earth and i would die for them
Chinchillas are adorable, don't even try to prove me wrong
ella has chinchillas
Chonky bois
do you want to see pictures?
cause i will aggressively show you pictures
they are the cutest creatures on planet earth and i would die for them
Yes I very much so want that
@NutEllaDraws ….. I seem to recognise those eyes XD
👁️w👁️
if those are lee's eyes I will C R Y
Yeah they are
WHEEZE
WHY IS THAT ONE DETAIL ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME
Yeah they are
WHEEZE
WHY IS THAT ONE DETAIL ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME
DOUBLE WHEEZE
She has a folder of my eyes
Lee
ee
bee
See? It's fate.
Yeah they are
WHEEZE
WHY IS THAT ONE DETAIL ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME
DOUBLE WHEEZE
She has a folder of my eyes
WHEEZE
TRIPLE WHEEZE
regains composure
Amazing