dominic.
I'm disappointed.

in other news my mom is onto me

in other news my mom is onto me

Oh?

On to you about what?

I look at his mouth and all I see is “iT’s A mEtApHoRe!!!1!!”

On to you about what?

Indeed.

I look at his mouth and all I see is “iT’s A mEtApHoRe!!!1!!”

yOu pUt tHe tHiNg wItH tHe pOwEr tO kIlL yOu bEtWeEn yOuR lIpS

Cigarettes will forever be hilarious now.

On to you about what?

Indeed.

my current mental state.
Immediately after posting that she came in and talked to me.

On to you about what?

Indeed.

my current mental state.
Immediately after posting that she came in and talked to me.

That being?

On to you about what?

Indeed.

my current mental state.
Immediately after posting that she came in and talked to me.

That being?

no bueno.

Isn't it a good thing that she can tell that you're in a not-so-good mental state? Unless she's doing something to make it worse.

I mean, I guess
But I'm the type who likes people not to know when I'm struggling
And it makes her feel hopeless
I mean, I'm on meds
I'm in therapy
What else can she do for me?
And I get it.

But then she just whipped out some Tiger's Eye and gave me it which made me very happy. I already have Tiger's Eye, but a second piece brings joy to my witch heart.

hi i’d like to say to my husband that I am also ridiculously flexible, yet I know how flexible I am.

You know that thing where it’s like, “Oh, if you can touch your toes…”

i can fold over sitting, or standing, to touch them, then wrap my hands around it. Want proof, bet, I’ll send proof to your DMs, I’m not afraid

I can also put both feet behind my head in the right clothes.

But then she just whipped out some Tiger's Eye and gave me it which made me very happy. I already have Tiger's Eye, but a second piece brings joy to my witch heart.

Your mom sounds like she’s improving, too

But then she just whipped out some Tiger's Eye and gave me it which made me very happy. I already have Tiger's Eye, but a second piece brings joy to my witch heart.

Your mom sounds like she’s improving, too

She is, honestly.

hi i’d like to say to my husband that I am also ridiculously flexible, yet I know how flexible I am.

You know that thing where it’s like, “Oh, if you can touch your toes…”

i can fold over sitting, or standing, to touch them, then wrap my hands around it. Want proof, bet, I’ll send proof to your DMs, I’m not afraid

I can also put both feet behind my head in the right clothes.

send em

bitch bet

update on emi's flexibility: I have video evidence she can do all those things

I wanna see. Not because I don't believe you. I'm curious

how is it weird i don’t understand

i hate teenagers…
~ jayden

Do post vid.

i hate teenagers…
~ jayden

So do I