@rot-baby-rot!
chug the cake
chug the cake
Murder may happen tomorrow.
Pffffft murder is probably gonna happen today
I’ll help hide the body
Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence bad
I’ve got a big yard, perfect for burning stuff without a trace
Perfect. I'll drop the body off later in a plastic bag
(Also, fire goood)
Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence bad
Won't do much. Fire has to be REALLYYY hot to completely burn a body, and it has to burn a long time. Also no guarantee that all the evidence will burn. So if you want to get rid of it, it'd be best to dump it in a river or something. It'll eventually be found, but it would be more likely to get rid of evidence. We are talking hypothetically, right?
Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence badWon't do much. Fire has to be REALLYYY hot to completely burn a body, and it has to burn a long time. Also no guarantee that all the evidence will burn. So if you want to get rid of it, it'd be best to dump it in a river or something. It'll eventually be found, but it would be more likely to get rid of evidence.
We are talking hypothetically, right?
Perhaps.
Burn it, get a cow, butcher the cow and bury the body remains under the cow. That way, if people start looking for the body they'll find the dead cow and aren't likely to go past it. As for the murder weapon make sure you use the same thing you used to kill the human, to kill the cow. Then they won't think that it's the murder weapon. Burn everything else.
Thank you! I am now very thankful I moved to the country ^w^
They can still find human blood amidst the cow blood, I think. Make sure no one suspects you. Kill lots of cows so it looks normal
Burn it, get a cow, butcher the cow and bury the body remains under the cow. That way, if people start looking for the body they'll find the dead cow and aren't likely to go past it. As for the murder weapon make sure you use the same thing you used to kill the human, to kill the cow. Then they won't think that it's the murder weapon. Burn everything else.
Realising I may be a murderer as well as a writer…
They can still find human blood amidst the cow blood, I think. Make sure no one suspects you. Kill lots of cows so it looks normal
Or say that you had to put it down cause it was sick.
I know lots of people who run beef farms, no one would suspect a thing if I got a part-time job helping them.
or find a killer that hasn't been caught in your state or inter-state, and copy their MO. people will most likely chalk it up to the other person (who hasn't been found so duh, no one knows who all they've killed). and on the off chance you get caught, you might be able to get a shorter sentence for lack of creativity
y'all
Is that a "stop talking about murder" y'all or a "I hate getting my period" y'all?
maybe it’s a “you guys might be overreacting a smidge” y’all
I marched through a parade with period cramps and I’m not bitching so 🤫
Well I’m sorry my hormones are making me exaggerate/overreact to everything
Now if you’ll excuse me I just finished the last bite of cake and now I need to cry
I've decided to respond to my hormones by drawing the lyrics to songs but badly
right now I'm drawing "Saint Bernard"
What are period cramps.. (inside joke since I don't get them)
I usually don’t get period cramps but oh boy this month is an exception
I woke up three times last night because of the pain
Next month try taking Advil at night for about a week before you get your period.
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