basically my study hall is during our lunch shifts, and I needed Nate to print something out for me. So I went down during his lunch, to hang out with our friends and stuff, too, and I honestly never regretted anything more.
It starts out with me arriving there with him opening a tiny ass thermos. It’s like, the size of your hand when you cup it around something. It’s supposed to be travel sized or like, one serving sized or whatever.
Somehow, he managed to fit a whole cooked pack of ramen into it that he had cooked that morning. He opened the poor thermos to be greeted with a layer of water on top, and when he poked the ramen and tried to fork it from its little area of hell, it didn’t even budge.
He manages to get it up, and it’s all chunky from how overcooked it is. But apart from being in chunks, it’s like, in really big ball formations that refused to break the shape of the thermos. He ATE THEM LIKE THAT and like, slurped really loud to purposefully accentuate the grossness of the situation.
At this point, I was gagging, I was close to tears, I regretted even existing at this point. I could’ve stayed upstairs in my study hall and playmy stupid word search in peace. Instead I had to watch my boyfriend, who I assumed to be like, a gentleman, ingest this disgusting ramen in the grossest way possible.
About halfway through the fucking thermos, he sets down his fork, deciding he doesn’t need it anymore, and just starts taking mouthfuls of this ramen. All at once. It’s sticking out of his mouth. His friend’s taking pictures and videos of this atrocity. I was just close to vomiting. I felt more like a disappointed mother than a girlfriend to this boy. In the end he managed to get scraps of noodles down someone’s shirt and almost put another down my sweater when he shocked me with the fork.
He finally finally finishes (this was over a period of like, fifteen minutes, and it felt like years), and he pulls out this nasty ass banana that’s like, almost rotted. He pulls off the peel or whatever the fuck, and it just comes off. I was like, hell no, look at this
I bring attention to it and like, every teenage boy does, fucking deepthroats it
I am just
grossed out
still
I kissed this man
I-
I thought better of this boy