@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
"Count on me, I vow to my manliness that I'll become the perfect girl!"
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@Nor_bananas
"Acually I am a Lebanese I come from the island Lesbian it is a very confusing thing"
"Kel took away your stake knife"
"No you don't wanna eat my fingers they have nail polish and nail polish tastes terrible"
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
I've been born now!
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Razor clams."
"Do they shave?"
"Other people."
"He's a witch."
"His name is Mike.”
"Mike the Witch."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"There was a huge temple that weighed eight yomamas."
"Did you just make that up?"
"No, we measured."
"Dog carving is a sport."
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"It's what they don't show on the Olympics. :
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
By today's standards it's just a normal tv with diabetus
Not safe for pants
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
"abs I'm not reading your sordid kpop manifesto"
How's it like being dead can you update me
Hey! Hey! Hey! This is a family-friendly Pg clean channel, where people occasionally die
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
I want my dog to call me onii-chan
@spacebluelily language
If only Russia and Ukraine could get along like this
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Don't worry, violence is VERY feminine
It's cool, I know what a phone is
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@Starfast group
10/10 very carpet.
Did she just take off her skin?
It's the pants guy!
Here's your whale, Your Majesty.
Idris Elba is my sleep paralysis demon.
It's a wereWelsh.
Bears: The musical.
No! Just when I thought my earholes were cleansed!
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Quick twerk him back to life
@Nor_bananas
"My fingers are too boney and don't have enough meat on them you don't want to eat my fingers eat Emily's fingers instead or something!"
@Nor_bananas
My sister and her friend get really close to each other (acting a scene in Heartstopper)
Friend(whisper): what's your favorite Minecraft mod?
Sister(whisper): a Pisces
Friend (whisper) : Smash
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
I think a corpse should be dead
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Like a childhood sleepover in the treehouse before a knife fight
Just because he's named Jesus doesn't mean he's Mexican
@Nor_bananas
"That school is sports on steroids. Good Luck with your game today." "😨"
@Yamatsu
"I am eleven times smarter than the average crab."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"He died doing what he loved: being mean to elephants."
@Yamatsu
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@Nor_bananas
"Lord Farquad gave me a really hard math problem and I didn't like it"
"I ate expired croissants for dinner"
"This is all hypothetical, like if I hypothetically blew up the moon how many bombs would I need how much would it cost and where would I buy them. It is all hypothetical mom."
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Do fuck with me, you hysterical hedgehog
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@Nor_bananas
What if I ate the empire state building?
What if you didn't
The cat says moo the dog says bark the wolf says howl and the fox says homicide
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
communists took my grandpa's yaoi collection