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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“I’m going to be a monkey when I grow up” - a three year old at the preschool

"Now that you've seen my body, there's no escape. Take responsibility robo."

Both of you stop before I throw BOTH of your asses into the fucking ocean!

"Yeah, I think that'll be better than making out to a BC Children's Hospital ad."

"A single person produces more meat than I expected"
"It… it would be an honor to be killed by your cooking, Mistress Rumi!"
"My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in!"

"Move and I'll irradiate you with this feeble infrared light!"

"Don't be silly. Porn holds more value than art."

"Boxers, their job is to punch people."

Come on Helga, I'm sure your parents didn't leave you. They're probably just dead

"I'm the only baby here… Oh, and I'm 30 years old."

I can't believe you pimped me out to me nemesis

How can a fictional character be more complex than me. Bitch you dont even exist give me your depth

"You deserve the best, and by that I mean all the heroin in the world."

"We are in the highest holy days, stop talking about zesting people!"

Im cryin Mr Enter wanted Mei to use her panda powers to fight Al-Qaeda 💀

A Tory Ate My Therapist (NOT CLICKBAIT)

"Cut her hands off! Just like the wizard of Oz!"

"You're a retired stay at home mom."

Crack is a gateway to slang

"I like that she's… full of liquid."

FFDP is the embodiment of "Yeah, I lift"

"Ravioli girl" that's me

If you don't let me, I'll eat your underpants and die.