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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Yeah, I was the one that shot at ya, sorry⭐."
"You don't even have a skull."
"Sorry for killing your son but in my defense-"

"Please! I just want to kill someone!"

"Heroin flavoured root beer."

Kamakura. The city was a well-fortified walled metropolis in the heart of the island.

Eny meanie miny mo your mom is a fucking hoe

Twinkle twinkle little start I ma hit you with a car.

"Just feeling my glam rock fantasy in Animal Crossing today."
"I've named this turtle Turt Vonnegut."

while petting another persons watch
"Hi watch! I love you"
-me

"I want to forcibly consume another persons bagel and watch the joy drain from their face."
"I can count at least to two!" -Why two? - "…That's how many friends I have."
"Stop talking, I'm falling in love with you."

Yeah boy, we be mopping the floor with milk

Guidance counselor: Are you doing okay?

Me: yea why?

Guidance counselor: Your search history on your school chrome book said you search 'Fear of being alone' the other day?

Me trying not to laugh: Oh yea I just like seaching random Phobias I'm fine.

Guidance counslor: what is the phobia called

Me: Autophobia or Monophobia they mean the same thing

Guidance counselor: okay just checking you can go now

Me leaves and laughs walking back to class

And that was the best thing that happend to me today.

"Lolicon is a crime!"

Why is your family scottish

"Costco: The Musical"

"A spotify playlist called 'Songs That Make Me Want to Smash a Window.'"

"It's like drive-in-ception over here."

"We were thinking of hunting you for sport. Sorry, you weren't supposed to know that, but I just thought I'd mention it so that it wouldn't be awkward if it got brought up."

"I was perfectly happy listening to classic rock songs that slap, but you had to go and ruin it."

"Drinking and driving is still legal if you aren't a coward."

"GUNS?!? WE'RE JUST A NORMAL FAMILY THAT LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. WE DON'T HAVE THOSE!"

"Sorry I fucked your husband!"

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

Twin Tails Shall Prevail. It Is Justice. Beauty. Twin Tails Are Awesome. Pigtails Shall Prevail."

"Listen until Batman canonically gets a hoagie he’s not from Jersey"

"Listen until Batman canonically gets a hoagie he’s not from Jersey"

TRUE

"This is just like Talk Dirty to Me by Poison, except in real life!"

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

what is that from?

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

what is that from?

Hellva Boss. A cartoon that is NOT FOR KIDS it is very much like Hazbin Hotel but better. (Yea I said it come fite me bitch) you can find the episodes on youtube idk what else it is on.

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

what is that from?

Hellva Boss. A cartoon that is NOT FOR KIDS it is very much like Hazbin Hotel but better. (Yea I said it come fite me bitch) you can find the episodes on youtube idk what else it is on.

I KNEW IT!!!! YASS. Poor owl king guy.

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

what is that from?

Hellva Boss. A cartoon that is NOT FOR KIDS it is very much like Hazbin Hotel but better. (Yea I said it come fite me bitch) you can find the episodes on youtube idk what else it is on.

I KNEW IT!!!! YASS. Poor owl king guy.

RIP Stolas (aka owl king guy)

"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"

what is that from?

Hellva Boss. A cartoon that is NOT FOR KIDS it is very much like Hazbin Hotel but better. (Yea I said it come fite me bitch) you can find the episodes on youtube idk what else it is on.

I KNEW IT!!!! YASS. Poor owl king guy.

RIP Stolas (aka owl king guy)

I love that show. thing.

"You know you're officially a DM when one of your players decides to seduce someone."