forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"We can eat ice cream together after school on a zoom call ok?"

"Aww, you took me to the murder spot. How romantic."

“STOP FUCKING MY MOM-“

I just wanted to apologize for committing tax fraud

“OW, MY ASS CHEEKS-“

Not like Voldemort was doxing Harry Potter

"Maybe the fifth date can be the bank robbery. And then on the sixth one we should just kill each other."
"Little Caesar's hot and ready? More like Little Caesar's hot and wait 5-10 minutes."

Harry Potter and the Twitch Raid
This guy is somebody's trigger

we're not just telling stories we're taking lives

"Asaba-sensei, I don't think you should run in the hallway."
"There was an study conducted by, um, a f-foreign university … It was scientifically proven that s-sheep were best animals for counting."

It's a nut you can play OUTSIDE!

"Aw, darn. There goes my evil plan to ruin all the eggs."

Christian theatre kids are the weirdest people to hang out with but they know how to party

You have been accused of the murder of Humpty Dumpty

sending that to my girlfriend

Iswearifyouusedapumpkincarvingknife-

They're not all filled with steroids, how dull will that be

Becoming a rapper… A fate worse than death

I don't feel lovrd. My plantains don't have hearts on them.

Ahh, I see the two assassins I sent to kill you have failed. Very well. Let us make peace. Handshake!

It's the Virgin Mary, not the Vegan Mary