forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Mike Zuckerberg with a gun in the house
Ancient boomer

I waited until I had a list of 20 out of context things for this. Here we go:

1. The sock was stained…blood, of course
2. Why'd you come late, you scared me
3. Look at my stomach
4. She has Goldfish in her shoes
5. The amount of orange juice coming out of this orange
6. Your insides are really warm
7. It's too bad you don't have more meat on you tiny body
8. Are you a kidney, 'cause I wanna eat you. -Eyeless Jack(best pick up line ever lol)
9. Somebody's close. Uh-in getting a Bingo
10. Why is he calling all the N's(again, in Bingo)?
11. I just got railed by a semi-truck
12. Staring contests are better with your mask on (this is just a good tip)
13. I hate harming watermelons
14. Half his body fell off
15. mmm…you both smell and taste like quarters
16. Do you wanna get gay grenaded? -wise words of a friend I used to know
17. Give me more news of the capelin
18. Heheh…flame dicks
19. NOT ON MY DICK
20. Flowers on my dick, and bees all around

Bonus 1- This is exactly the reason why I hate Bingo
Bonus 2- I'm good at transporting kids

Spoiler - click to show.

"So how far do you have to put your penis into Kirby's mouth before he controls you like a sock puppet?"

Oh my god-

You may have adopted kpop and sports anime but you can't run from your past. We know who you were back in 2013

"I don't know if I would go back in time to stop world war two, but I'd maybe go back and stop the Cambodian genocide. You know, to compensate."

"So basically, Gerard Way is still writing comics or whatever and meanwhile some aspiring singer gets to not die and become famous."

"…But shockingly, three days after Valentines day they stopped selling Valentines stuff. So happy Easter, I guess."

I'm not a bad girl, really… If you don't believe me ask my mommy

Dammit! The twink became a dilf

"I already have a boyfriend."
"Well have another."

We're not going to be hanging any babies
I am the Jesus of my youtube channel!

Tall girl, Why don't you just exercise to shrink?

I be looking like I got ran over but I'm still FINE

“And nobody wants to be like Klymenko!”

“Why are there so many bottles in this part of the trench?”

ARE you shooting the waifus

No one's cutting paper safely on my watch!
Thanks for the advice and screw you too

"Hi dipshit" - A literal country

"You have to draw the ears, otherwise it looks like a demented baby."

"And you, the chicken of the military. How could you betray the country that gave you everything? You sold your country for some fast food!"

"There's a couple bullet holes. I'm not sure how they got there, but I'm sure it's not a big deal."

"'I don't think this is going to work,' I say as I'm high on heroin."

And so I built a bomb tonight our school is Vietnam lets guarantee they never see their senior prom.
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars

(All of this is from heathers the musical song meant to be yours)

Stop hitting me I'm already a slug!

Ay gurl, you wanna date a man whose brain is all three states of matter at once?

"Fuck Olive go Racoon"
Me playing pokemon today

"I don't hate her. I'm just agitated when she exists."

Draw a circle, that's the earth. I am God, the world, the flesh and the devil. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I am the creator of all that is, was and will be.