forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Deleted user

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

@False-andrew flash_on

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

owo

Deleted user

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Deleted user

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

@Eli-the-transboi group

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

@spacebluelily language

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Deleted user

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

Oh. So they both suck ass.

Deleted user

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

Too late, she's on my side now.

Deleted user

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

@spacebluelily language

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

Too late, she's on my side now.

smiles we'll see about that

@Eli-the-transboi group

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

Oh. So they both suck ass.

Mhm

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

It means cool

@spacebluelily language

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

it means very cool person /j

Deleted user

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

@False-andrew flash_on

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

woah woah woah- let's calm down here- Pandora, no stealing other people's followers- Visio, no impaling the children and sucking their lives away- not with that giant sword or with Linea Noctem-