forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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AME!!!!
I throw her a magic cheesecake
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(I am unfollowing this now, but I will stalk-)

probably smart…. LOL

It is a very good idea.

Denny don’t sign it

I chuckle as the blade carves a hole through my form, the smoke exploding out before recollecting into my being again, as I finally make a move on Gabs and Ghostie. Gabs is launched into the air by a black wave then slammed back into the earth while Ghostie's form is ripped apart slowly by a shadowy being that looked like her worst fear

(is that a boggart)

I regain my form quickly, scampering away from the creature what is that thing?!

I tilt my head, smiling cruelly Whatever your worst fear is.

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

I don't necessarily hate everyone. I just dislike the ones who have attempted to kill me and who have insulted my honor and credibility.

I tilt my head, smiling cruelly Whatever your worst fear is.

I continue backing away from the creature, pulling out a chancla

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

If I did said person would probably do as he is to everyone else and honestly? Not in the mood today

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

If I did said person would probably do as he is to everyone else and honestly? Not in the mood today

guess I’ll die. Again

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

I don't necessarily hate everyone. I just dislike the ones who have attempted to kill me and who have insulted my honor and credibility.

Who would do such a thing?

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

I don't necessarily hate everyone. I just dislike the ones who have attempted to kill me and who have insulted my honor and credibility.

I said most for a reason.

Elder Crab, this shit is tense-

I barely know what's happening anymore

there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults

Then you will all die. I shrug

See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!

You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.

Eyes widen Damn, that's a nice offer.

I hold out my hand, a quill appearing just above my palm. In my other hand, a contract appears Just sign this.

Hold up, I need my glasses for this. After a few minutes, I find my glasses, and adjust them, squinting at the paper Oi, that's not French. I need my extra braincells for this.

krowemoh

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

If I did said person would probably do as he is to everyone else and honestly? Not in the mood today

No, I'm actually quite reasonable. If everyone takes back their insults and threats we will have no issues.

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WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

If I did said person would probably do as he is to everyone else and honestly? Not in the mood today

No, I'm actually quite reasonable. If everyone takes back their insults and threats we will have no issues.

What insultes and threats- I’m confusedddddd—
(They were probably joking- but still that’s not an excuse)

No, I'm actually quite reasonable. If everyone takes back their insults and threats we will have no issues.

yells SAYS THE CRAZY PERSON WHOS CHASING ME AROUND WITH A WEIRD CREATURE (it’s a boggart 100%)

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

@Undeniable_Force GEMMMA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE DENNY IS BETRAYING YOU

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

I smile Rulership. Immortailty. Freedom to talk to whomever you please and do whatever you want. Freedom to accept gifts from Gemma's so-called "Heretics." And badass weaponry.

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????

cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk

this might be a legitimate reason to bring the snake back. Like not bc I wanna throw things at him but because we need he lp

If I did said person would probably do as he is to everyone else and honestly? Not in the mood today

No, I'm actually quite reasonable. If everyone takes back their insults and threats we will have no issues.

ugh at least your not on team chicken (I'm assuming?)

i propose we bring back the murderous snek

i propose we bring back the murderous snek

I SECOND THAT