I tilt my head I do not care about the rest of you. I flick my fingers and a wall of black force knocks everyone but Blue Lily and Ghostie away
Ghostie, prove it. Or are you scared of the consequences? I turn my back to Ghostie And you, Blue Lily. . . are you so sure of that blood that you would be willing to put yourself through hell to test it?
scoffs I’m not scared of you— raises sword awkwardly
I don't even turn to face you Prove it. Is all you can do stand their and look like a half dead tree holding a blunt metal bar?
Fine, I’ll prove it. I attempt to decapitate Visio
I already live in hell so idk sure???
American, I'd wager? Yes, I assume so. But you see, I'm me. Whatever you may think is hell, there is so much worse.
me who lives a mixture of both Mexican and American hell: uh yeah sure buddy. I don't think you can reach the level of ….well….you know….my parent's version of hell, but uh you can certainly try
Elder Crab, this shit is tense-
I barely know what's happening anymore
there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults
Then you will all die. I shrug
See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!
You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.
drops from above with my Viking battle axe
Pandora and Ame are my Allies. I will not be dismissed so easily
GABS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO x infinity
I don't want you to get hurt
I tilt my head I do not care about the rest of you. I flick my fingers and a wall of black force knocks everyone but Blue Lily and Ghostie away
Ghostie, prove it. Or are you scared of the consequences? I turn my back to Ghostie And you, Blue Lily. . . are you so sure of that blood that you would be willing to put yourself through hell to test it?
scoffs I’m not scared of you— raises sword awkwardly
I don't even turn to face you Prove it. Is all you can do stand their and look like a half dead tree holding a blunt metal bar?
Fine, I’ll prove it. I attempt to decapitate Visio
I don't even flinch as the blade hits my neck and passes through without resistance, little tendrils of smoke following the blade Nice try.
I tilt my head I do not care about the rest of you. I flick my fingers and a wall of black force knocks everyone but Blue Lily and Ghostie away
Ghostie, prove it. Or are you scared of the consequences? I turn my back to Ghostie And you, Blue Lily. . . are you so sure of that blood that you would be willing to put yourself through hell to test it?
scoffs I’m not scared of you— raises sword awkwardly
I don't even turn to face you Prove it. Is all you can do stand their and look like a half dead tree holding a blunt metal bar?
Fine, I’ll prove it. I attempt to decapitate Visio
I don't even flinch as the blade hits my neck and passes through without resistance, little tendrils of smoke following the blade Nice try.
pauses mid axe swing
Wait a diddly darn minute-
I tilt my head I do not care about the rest of you. I flick my fingers and a wall of black force knocks everyone but Blue Lily and Ghostie away
Ghostie, prove it. Or are you scared of the consequences? I turn my back to Ghostie And you, Blue Lily. . . are you so sure of that blood that you would be willing to put yourself through hell to test it?
scoffs I’m not scared of you— raises sword awkwardly
I don't even turn to face you Prove it. Is all you can do stand their and look like a half dead tree holding a blunt metal bar?
Fine, I’ll prove it. I attempt to decapitate Visio
I don't even flinch as the blade hits my neck and passes through without resistance, little tendrils of smoke following the blade Nice try.
Wh— I throw my sword at Visio in ghost-flavored confusion
(The only reason I dont come here is the large font, but this crap is funny—)
am I dumb or is Visio now quite literally a “vision”
Elder Crab, this shit is tense-
I barely know what's happening anymore
there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults
Then you will all die. I shrug
See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!
You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.
Eyes widen Damn, that's a nice offer.
(Omg I am currently so bored, nothing is stimulating enough, and I feel like I’m going to lose my mind- SO BORED ARGH)
I tilt my head I do not care about the rest of you. I flick my fingers and a wall of black force knocks everyone but Blue Lily and Ghostie away
Ghostie, prove it. Or are you scared of the consequences? I turn my back to Ghostie And you, Blue Lily. . . are you so sure of that blood that you would be willing to put yourself through hell to test it?
scoffs I’m not scared of you— raises sword awkwardly
I don't even turn to face you Prove it. Is all you can do stand their and look like a half dead tree holding a blunt metal bar?
Fine, I’ll prove it. I attempt to decapitate Visio
I don't even flinch as the blade hits my neck and passes through without resistance, little tendrils of smoke following the blade Nice try.
Wh— I throw my sword at Visio in ghost-flavored confusion
I chuckle as the blade carves a hole through my form, the smoke exploding out before recollecting into my being again, as I finally make a move on Gabs and Ghostie. Gabs is launched into the air by a black wave then slammed back into the earth while Ghostie's form is ripped apart slowly by a shadowy being that looked like her worst fear
(Nooooo I’m sorry gabssss)
Elder Crab, this shit is tense-
I barely know what's happening anymore
there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults
Then you will all die. I shrug
See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!
You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.
Eyes widen Damn, that's a nice offer.
You dare betray Team Crab? You dare betray Gemma who offered you a place in her family? You would betray her for this wannabe, bootleg, version of Vision?
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????
(Omg I am currently so bored, nothing is stimulating enough, and I feel like I’m going to lose my mind- SO BORED ARGH)
(mood like i should be doing hw but I'm here and watching tiktoks lmao)
Elder Crab, this shit is tense-
I barely know what's happening anymore
there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults
Then you will all die. I shrug
See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!
You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.
Eyes widen Damn, that's a nice offer.
You dare betray Team Crab? You dare betray Gemma who offered you a place in her family? You would betray her for this wannabe, bootleg, version of Vision?
Hey, nobody said I was betraying nothing! Just commented on the quality of the offer, is all. Geez. Chill out.
(I am unfollowing this now, but I will stalk-)
I chuckle as the blade carves a hole through my form, the smoke exploding out before recollecting into my being again, as I finally make a move on Gabs and Ghostie. Gabs is launched into the air by a black wave then slammed back into the earth while Ghostie's form is ripped apart slowly by a shadowy being that looked like her worst fear
(is that a boggart)
I regain my form quickly, scampering away from the creature what is that thing?!
Elder Crab, this shit is tense-
I barely know what's happening anymore
there’s an overdramatic e- I mean the new person is very invested in killing anyone who dares insult them and I think that’s a bit unreasonable considering this chat is only insults
Then you will all die. I shrug
See, it's Thursday. I can't do dying on Thursdays. And I've got an eternal battle with Gabs next Friday, but any time after that works for dying!
You. I like you. Care to join me? You gain rulership over an entire dimension, plus all you can eat pizza. And, you get a free greatsword and broadsword upon joining me. Nobody will be able to touch you, because Death will be on your side.
Eyes widen Damn, that's a nice offer.
I hold out my hand, a quill appearing just above my palm. In my other hand, a contract appears Just sign this.
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING????
cause this one person hates most of us for like 0 reason idk
