forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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What does the new user say, Nie?

'If only I had never seen him.'

That aside… I'ma be rude to my brain. Because… it just sucks lmao.

Me: sees someone with a new username
Nobody:
Not a Soul:
Me:

I’m home from work, I survived another day without a breakdown. It will be a week come the end of tomorrow

…. I got (kind of not exactly) hit on by a seventh grader in that "my friend thinks you're hot" seventh grade way… I'm now thinking of a million things I could've said but I just kept walking… I'm kind of disappointed in myself ngl

I don’t get this but it made me laugh anyway and I feel like a specific few humans here would appreciate it

as someone who doesn't even like Star Wars that made me wheeze

so my hair is now neon blue

show us

Venting chat has photos
Well, photos of my blonde hair that I had for an hour… Will have blue hair pictures tomorrow

Why does everyone always think Yoda's on ketamine? There's an entire YouTube channel dedicated to it.

Because Ket is ahem an interesting drug that had the panache worthy of yoda

Have you seen the "Yoda Eats A Popeye's Chicken Sandwich As Anakin Burns On Mustafar" ASMR?

Remember how I said if the coronavirus hits Missouri we’re screwed

…guess what just hit Missouri

I think it's here too. Oops

Good thing my grandparents are in Colorado at the moment so they’ll be sa-
https://www.google.com/amp/s/denver.cbslocal.com/2020/03/06/coronavirus-denver-identifies-2-presumptive-cases-of-coronavirus/amp/

A friend of mine was asking for writing advice on Reddit, alright? Her concept was a wholesome story between a little girl and the grim reaper (as far as I know). Here is the exact response she got from someone:

"Now, if you want to really have commercial appeal and reach a YA audience, it's obvious that your Reaper needs to appear as an attractive but dark and slightly edgy teenage boy. Someone she can first find menacing and dangerous, and then slowly come to find attractive, and also someone you can put on the cover of the book. Remember, if you write a book about a young female protagonist for a young adult audience, most of your readers are going to be young women, and young women are going to expect and want a romance subplot."

I'd like to note that I'm pretty sure she's writing a story for a comic she's illustrating, since she's in my commercial art class and I'm the only writer.

This is the most cliché Wattpad romance story you could ever do.

10/10 do not like

Tell her not to do that. Especially if she's a little girl… Ew

Well that’s my daily dose of cringe..

Good thing my grandparents are in Colorado at the moment so they’ll be sa-
https://www.google.com/amp/s/denver.cbslocal.com/2020/03/06/coronavirus-denver-identifies-2-presumptive-cases-of-coronavirus/amp/

Oh, that's terrible, Ella! I hope they stay safe and well.

Tell her not to do that. Especially if she's a little girl… Ew

I've taken up the mantle of helping her out. Might consult y'all if I need help

Good thing my grandparents are in Colorado at the moment so they’ll be sa-
https://www.google.com/amp/s/denver.cbslocal.com/2020/03/06/coronavirus-denver-identifies-2-presumptive-cases-of-coronavirus/amp/

Oh, that's terrible, Ella! I hope they stay safe and well.

awwwwwwwwww :(