forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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i never lived in the dorms but I sure as hell was that college student

is that at me or

So someone definitely lost big at the Meet the Mormons lottery.

The only Mormons I've met were my best friend freshman year and her family. They have eight kids, the oldest has failed more times than I know, the second oldest has depression and did some not so great things (unrelated to the depression), her dad's gay, and as far as I can tell, the rest are annoying but normal

Whack.

bllllllllllllllllllllep

You bored buddy?

yesssss

…I've apparently met a celebrity and I didn't even know it until now

Who????

I think his name is Harrison Butker
he's apparently a Chiefs player or something
He goes to my church
I've seen him a couple times
Don't know him too well but he seems to be a pretty chill guy

A former NFL football player goes to my church too
I babysit his kids
He’s really nice. And I love his wife. He’s just super ripped

This game, I swear

I'm barely into the beginning and the sex jokes keep coming

LOL

i just can't sometimes….
Literally if I rolled my eyes any harder they would fall out of my head.

Why do the villains get all the best lines??

i feel like football would be a lot less boring if instead of a football there was a lil tennis ball and instead of grumpy men with muscles acting tough we just had a heck ton of tiny dogs in different colored sweaters who compete for the title of Goodestest Boi
i would watch that every day for many hour
i would have posters of every single pup
it would be beautiful

goodestest

…..have you not heard of the Puppy Bowl?

Everyone gathers Sunday evening after church to watch the Super Bork
Tables covered in tasty snacks such as bacon and puppy chow
Crowds cheering as their favorite pupper races to the goal
perfection
this is what sports should be

…..have you not heard of the Puppy Bowl?

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wHAT

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

_{also who the frick called it the Puppy Bowl and not the Super Bork like come on why do i have to have all the good ideas}

…..have you not heard of the Puppy Bowl?

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wHAT

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

_{also who the frick called it the Puppy Bowl and not the Super Bork like come on why do i have to have all the good ideas}

It comes on Animal Planet

The puppy bowl is literally on right now

the puppy bowl is life

I don't get the right fucking channel to watch cute puppies instead of dudes chasing a ball. damn it

I don't find it all that interesting but y'all do you

we straight-up don't have cable. I don't know how we're watching the super bowl. I thought the tv only had dvds and netflix

lmao the only reason watch/know about football is marching band

and professional football doesn’t even have that, and college doesn’t show it

there’s no point tbh