forum Don't Be Suspicious
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Deleted user

What did I do?

you promised me five and gave me one.
i forgive you

Deleted user

I have tea for later. just fyi–I just hate QUADMILLION postings in a row

@Moxie group

also why do my chats deteriorate to epically?
I cannot understand how this happens, only that it does and I bare witness to the expanding flame of general–yet absolutely amazing–idiocy.

Because all your friends are idiots

Deleted user

I cannot deny this fact. I attract idiots because I think they're adorable.
i too am an idiot in disguise

@ElderGod-kirky group

SNHU = Southern New Hampshire University

I requested information for future college possibilities and they want to call me immediately and discuss enrollment and I'm like "woah dude I'm still in 11th grade, just send an email with some general information on tuition and the program I selected."

Deleted user

SNHU = Southern New Hampshire University

I am SO SMART

jk lmao

Deleted user

I am not disappointed.
Just no longer excited.
I am, however, smiling slightly.

@Moxie group

I feel now would be an appropriate time to drop my tea?

Yes please, I've been dying to know what it is since you've mentioned it

Deleted user

mmkay– so some time ago I mentioned The One That Got Away and how we both work for Microsoft now.

WELL

He's in town.
Right Now.
And he's coming to spend time together with me tmrw.

It is safe to say that I'm mildly freaking out about it.

He wants to go to dinner and hang out at my place.
It sounds like a date.
He knows I'm not single BUT it's never stopped him before.

I feel like Imma get into trouble mostly because HES THAT GODDAMN ONE THAT COULD TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND I WOULD LEAP AFTER SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

I hate him.
But he's my best friend.

and Jay is talking all serious
and my mom is like "what happens, happens girl–youre not married." (thx mom. im a hussy now??)

I've told him that we arent drinking or doing anything wild.
His response?

"Eris–I trust you."

BITCH I DONT TRUST ME

Deleted user

If you don't trust yourself, perhaps it isn't a good idea to get together with him.