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Words that do not count as swearing: ass and tits
If Ella ever said the word "tits" unironically, I would be scared
the world would end
Words that do not count as swearing: ass and tits
If Ella ever said the word "tits" unironically, I would be scared
the world would end
Words that do not count as swearing: ass and tits
If Ella ever said the word "tits" unironically, I would be scared
As you should be.
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
i really need to just…
stop responding to things lmao
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
don't worry that is not at all a word that has ever been in my vocabulary
i prefer using the term "worthless uncomfortable water balloons of human flesh"
Much more enjoyable
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
You can borrow my Mad Scientist Coat if you want.
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
You can borrow my Mad Scientist Coat if you want.
Duh
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
You can borrow my Mad Scientist Coat if you want.
Duh
Also my rubber heart and plastic skull (aka Lavenza and Yorick, in that order)
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
You can borrow my Mad Scientist Coat if you want.
Duh
Also my rubber heart and plastic skull (aka Lavenza and Yorick, in that order)
I will steal all most of your belongings. As payment
You are not allowed to die. And if you do, I'll fly to Wisconsin and reanimate your corpse
You're the second person who's offered to reanimate me if I die and that honestly does does wonders for my confidence.
Who's the other?
One of my friends irl
We'll work together. Share notes. And the pain and torture of your abandoned revengeful ass
Will one of you stick around when I come back, or will you leave me to die?
I won't because I'm not an asshole
You can borrow my Mad Scientist Coat if you want.
Duh
Also my rubber heart and plastic skull (aka Lavenza and Yorick, in that order)
I will steal
allmost of your belongings. As payment
Bold of you to assume I have anything worth stealing.
Bold of you to assume I have anything worth stealing.
You just proved you do. Plus books. Your kneecaps. The usual
Bold of you to assume I have anything worth stealing.
You just proved you do. Plus books. Your kneecaps. The usual
Fuck, I exposed my treasures…
You guys have just reminded me that I have chicken hearts downstairs
I should really go and put them in the fridge…
TRY ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE NEVER STEALING MY PENCIL SHARPENER
How the heck do you guys manage so many characters-
I HAVE MULTIPLE WORLDS IN MY BRAINNNNNNNN.
So we're doing mock congress in government and today we started introducing our bills
As some people were going I started wondering if they got their ideas straight out of a dystopian novel. Cause like… Some of them were real shady. I don't remember all of them, but one of them was like there's no high school and you take a test and then the government tells you what education you can get?? And that wasn't even the worst one
I don't know why I'm bringing this up here. I guess I'd like to be rude to America's teenagers because if some of these people go into government, we're screwedWe did this project in 9th grade where we had to make an island society and someone implemented the fucking Hunger Games. Also there was only one man on the island and all of the women took turns with him to get pregnant.
And people wonder why I switched to online that year….
Also like…that "no high school, the gov decides your education" was an honest-to-God story idea I had that has now been very firmly retired.
Whoa. I want to hear all the bills. All the ones I have to deal with are real and either decent or just lame.
My Romantic ass thought you said "gothic novel" and I was about to reply "damn, I want a badass gothic cottage :(" before I realized that was not what you said.
Make it. I believe in you.
Does anyone remember Clifford the Big Red Dog?
I FINALLY GOT ALL THE AESTHETIC BOARDS REASONABLY FILLED FUCK YEAH
According to Sparknotes, I'm going to die of cyanide poisoning.
Wait Sparknotes says stuff like that?
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