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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I'm also trying not to make people mad at me. And somehow I always seem to be a complete failure at it. But there's nothing to worry about, Pickles. I'm not mad. Not at you, at least.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to be rude to my hair because…ugh.

Shoutout to my self-defense class that starts at 5:30 in the evening

I love it and I get super hype but it's also late and dark and I'm really tired right before class starts

I never had to take self-defense classes, even when I lived in a rough neighborhood. I was always a big boy

So we're doing mock congress in government and today we started introducing our bills
As some people were going I started wondering if they got their ideas straight out of a dystopian novel. Cause like… Some of them were real shady. I don't remember all of them, but one of them was like there's no high school and you take a test and then the government tells you what education you can get?? And that wasn't even the worst one
I don't know why I'm bringing this up here. I guess I'd like to be rude to America's teenagers because if some of these people go into government, we're screwed

How the heck do you guys manage so many characters-

Well I am smol boi in a rough semi-city so yeah, self-defense is kinda necessary for moi

Need self-defense? Two words: Hot grits

I'd like to be rude to myself. I've spent days attempting to get stuff into my main character group's aesthetic board, as well as boards for individual characters, and I'm still not done. why did I make my main cast 16 characters??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIG FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

How the heck do you guys manage so many characters-

I don't even know. And that's just one cast. I've got even more characters for roleplays and then even more that are intertwined with that 16-charrie cast, and then ones before I made these guys that I still remember for the most part

Need self-defense? Two words: Hot grits

Nah. All I need are my two fists, teeth, my wits, and a specific mentality

and besides, idk what hot grits are lmaoo

So we're doing mock congress in government and today we started introducing our bills
As some people were going I started wondering if they got their ideas straight out of a dystopian novel. Cause like… Some of them were real shady. I don't remember all of them, but one of them was like there's no high school and you take a test and then the government tells you what education you can get?? And that wasn't even the worst one
I don't know why I'm bringing this up here. I guess I'd like to be rude to America's teenagers because if some of these people go into government, we're screwed

We did this project in 9th grade where we had to make an island society and someone implemented the fucking Hunger Games. Also there was only one man on the island and all of the women took turns with him to get pregnant.
And people wonder why I switched to online that year….
Also like…that "no high school, the gov decides your education" was an honest-to-God story idea I had that has now been very firmly retired.

Need self-defense: Be 6'1" and 230 pounds

(Mostly chonk, but still)

You don't know what grits are, Red? Like, the food?

I have 95 profiles made, and at least 100 characters in general.

Need self-defense: Be 6'1" and 230 pounds

(Mostly chonk, but still)

Aw lawd, he comin'-

Need self-defense: Be 6'1" and 230 pounds

(Mostly chonk, but still)

Don't forget male

You see, my neighborhood is an extreme brand of rough. Like I've had at least three shootings by my house kind of rough. But I have very poor self-defense skills.

Need self-defense: Be 6'1" and 230 pounds

(Mostly chonk, but still)

Don't forget male

Also true

Although I got a babyface

Need self-defense: Be 6'1" and 230 pounds

(Mostly chonk, but still)

Chonk is the best though like
Well one, body positivity
But two, chonk + training = deceptively strong AND fast
The ones that look like body builders get winded so easily in that kind of setting
And the ones that remain twigs can hardly take a hit
Your chonk is A FORTRESS AND A TANK
REVEL IN YOUR GLORIOUS CHONK

Mirror selfie with a cromebook

I have 8 characters.
I’ve had these 8 for multiple years.
I don’t know their last names
Their appearances are a blur
I am yet to describe their personalities in a way that makes sense
Their dreams, goals, occupations, conditions, and practically everything about them are unknown

…but I have one badass-looking cottage on the side of a mountain so I basically have enough detail to write an entire graphic novel

I have 8.
I’ve had these 8 for multiple years.
I don’t know their last names
Their appearances are a blur
I am yet to describe their personalities in a way that makes sense
Their dreams, goals, occupations, conditions, and practically everything about them are unknown

…but I have one badass-looking cottage on the side of a mountain so I basically have enough detail to write an entire graphic novel

Does this count as a shot?

My Romantic ass thought you said "gothic novel" and I was about to reply "damn, I want a badass gothic cottage :(" before I realized that was not what you said.

According to Sparknotes, I'm going to die of cyanide poisoning.