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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Does anyone remember Clifford the Big Red Dog?

yes

imagine

wr iting

Lol mood.

Does anyone remember Clifford the Big Red Dog?

yes

me: should be wearing a brace for my wrist
also me: takes it off ever five seconds because I can't type fast enough with it on.

my wrist: B I T C H

ayyy, I have a wrist brace
Carpal tunnel gang

ALso, did I tell y'all that I got my knee brace off???????????????????????????????

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

I FINALLY GOT ALL THE AESTHETIC BOARDS REASONABLY FILLED FUCK YEAH

HELL YES!

peppa pig is over seven feet tall

which means her father is seventeen feet tall

ALso, did I tell y'all that I got my knee brace off???????????????????????????????

Cool!

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

No Dominic, he came from the stork

I’d like to be rude to myself for overeating again

According to Sparknotes, I'm going to die of cyanide poisoning.

Wait Sparknotes says stuff like that?

Check the quiz section, it can be wild.

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

I love how these statistics imply that in the Clifford Literature Universe there's just giant dogs and it's lowkey normal.

Minions are 3 feet tall.
Just think about that for a moment

I FINALLY GOT ALL THE AESTHETIC BOARDS REASONABLY FILLED FUCK YEAH

HELL YES!

694 pins later…

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

me: I don't know what to have today.
the guy at chipotle: watching me crack all my knuckles, neck, and ankles. Um–are you okay?
me: Can't you see I'm in the middle fo a crisis? I'll have a burrito to go. Load up the guac.

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

No I’m talking about the name Clorf

Clifford was 25 feet high… his dad was 113 feet…
I don’t know why this knowledge astonished me, but it doesn’t half confuse me

Clifford had a dad?!?

Clorf

Please tell me you’re making that up
It’s too good to be true

I know in the original Clifford book he only gets big because Emily Elizabeth loves him so much, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was some weird sort of Clifford Lore.

No I’m talking about the name Clorf

Clorf sounds like a ship between Clifford and someone and I Don't Like It.

Clorence

Ah yes, my favorite town in Italy.

ah yes Banquo’s son from Mac**th

Uncultured heathens. That is Clifford's boyfriend.