forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Food is meant to be eaten, not used as curse words

Well eggplant you in the peach

There are literally normal 'replacement swears' to use instead of swearing, like crap, frick, frack, flip, shoot, dang, darn, and heck, and if you branch into fandom there's Merlin's beard, kriff, karabast, stars above, aces, spades, dam, shite, and others.

Well eggplant you in the peach

Yeah? Fuck you in the ass.

Well eggplant you in the peach

Yeah? Fuck you in the ass.

Sorry, that's a no entrance zone.

Ooookay, I think that’s enough of that… and people ask why curse words make me uncomfortable

Well anyways, fun fact: I don’t care what you think. You don’t like my language? Great. I don’t like yours either.

Also, saying “mother-fricking heck” is much less fun than shouting “PANCAKE-FLIPPING PILE OF SEMI-ORGANIC TREE SLOBBER”

I don’t care if I look like a cringey 5-year-old, I personally prefer that impression over “constantly angry, possibly abusive 30-year-old man”. Sorry if that annoys you.

Ooookay, I think that’s enough of that… and people ask why curse words make me uncomfortable

Well anyways, fun fact: I don’t care what you think. You don’t like my language? Great. I don’t like yours either.

Also, saying “mother-fricking heck” is much less fun than shouting “PANCAKE-FLIPPING PILE OF SEMI-ORGANIC TREE SLOBBER”

I don’t care if I look like a cringey 5-year-old, I personally prefer that impression over “constantly angry, possibly abusive 30-year-old man”. Sorry if that annoys you.

"PANCAKE-FLIPPING PILE OF SEMI-ORGANIC TREE SLOBBER"

This made my day.

God damn I’ve been dead inside all day but holy shit this is ridiculous

Ooookay, I think that’s enough of that… and people ask why curse words make me uncomfortable

Well anyways, fun fact: I don’t care what you think. You don’t like my language? Great. I don’t like yours either.

Also, saying “mother-fricking heck” is much less fun than shouting “PANCAKE-FLIPPING PILE OF SEMI-ORGANIC TREE SLOBBER”

I don’t care if I look like a cringey 5-year-old, I personally prefer that impression over “constantly angry, possibly abusive 30-year-old man”. Sorry if that annoys you.

It's funny if you're trying to use it in a funny way, but if you're genuinely trying to use aggressive language without cursing it just doesn't sound right

Ooookay, I think that’s enough of that… and people ask why curse words make me uncomfortable

Well anyways, fun fact: I don’t care what you think. You don’t like my language? Great. I don’t like yours either.

Also, saying “mother-fricking heck” is much less fun than shouting “PANCAKE-FLIPPING PILE OF SEMI-ORGANIC TREE SLOBBER”

I don’t care if I look like a cringey 5-year-old, I personally prefer that impression over “constantly angry, possibly abusive 30-year-old man”. Sorry if that annoys you.

It's funny if you're trying to use it in a funny way, but if you're genuinely trying to use aggressive language without cursing it just doesn't sound right

I have to agree on this one

There are literally normal 'replacement swears' to use instead of swearing, like crap, frick, frack, flip, shoot, dang, darn, and heck, and if you branch into fandom there's Merlin's beard, kriff, karabast, stars above, aces, spades, dam, shite, and others.

And shist. I Say that all the time.

I feel you. Yes, I'm white. Yes, I'd probably be considered "middle class" and "well off". But in America it sucks because the middle class has too much to lose by fighting back but rarely gets enough and has too much to gain as well. At least in my city we try and work towards change.

Wym?

There are literally normal 'replacement swears' to use instead of swearing, like crap, frick, frack, flip, shoot, dang, darn, and heck, and if you branch into fandom there's Merlin's beard, kriff, karabast, stars above, aces, spades, dam, shite, and others.

And shist. I Say that all the time.

I say dagnabit all the time, same with "WHAT THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPERS!"

Love it.

There are literally normal 'replacement swears' to use instead of swearing, like crap, frick, frack, flip, shoot, dang, darn, and heck, and if you branch into fandom there's Merlin's beard, kriff, karabast, stars above, aces, spades, dam, shite, and others.

And shist. I Say that all the time.

I say dagnabit all the time, same with "WHAT THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPERS!"

Fart nugget and fudge are my go-to's.

There are literally normal 'replacement swears' to use instead of swearing, like crap, frick, frack, flip, shoot, dang, darn, and heck, and if you branch into fandom there's Merlin's beard, kriff, karabast, stars above, aces, spades, dam, shite, and others.

And shist. I Say that all the time.

I say dagnabit all the time, same with "WHAT THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPERS!"

Fart nugget and fudge are my go-to's.

Right, I say that kinda stuff too, but only when I'm messing around

Or when kids are around.

Or when kids are around.

very true

I feel you. Yes, I'm white. Yes, I'd probably be considered "middle class" and "well off". But in America it sucks because the middle class has too much to lose by fighting back but rarely gets enough and has too much to gain as well. At least in my city we try and work towards change.

Wym?

@Sparkly_Is_A_Wonderfluff

Rant time:

Why the flying fuck do people think it's possible to have good fucking relationships when every time we talk I walk away feeling like a piece of crap who should just fucking die so everyone's life would be better?!

I am back. T_T

As per usual I return from my weekend of hermitness to this madhouse completely annoyed.

I am back. T_T

As per usual I return from my weekend of hermitness to this madhouse completely annoyed.

Sounds 'bout right/

I just have a few things to say:

1. This is my chat. I created it. I've made the rules for it. Those of you who are trying to place rules on this chat without consulting me need to step off immediately. I will make the rules. Do NOT tell people what to do. That being said: I love gifs. So please use them if you want to. I certainly will. Just because your computer sucks doesnt mean I (or other users) get to stop having fun.

2. Curse or dont fucking curse. I dont give a shit. No one really cares. (although the pancake stuff is a little annoying.) If you have a problem with cursing then just chill out. Other people are not going to stop doing what they want because you ask. It's a way of life and cursing is everywhere. Relax. They're just some damn words.

3. I– forgot my third thing because I got distracted by my boss. But I've got my eye on all of you.

I have a few things to say in response:

1. This is very true
2. People are assholes and probably won't follow this rule
3. dang bosses!

1. People are assholes and probably won't follow this rule

Bruh this is hardly a rule.