wHy CAn”T i sEe iT tHeN

If you slash open your face you will be able to see it.

hm ok let me do that then

Stay away from your eyes, those will scar heavily. I'd say start at the hairline. Hurts less and wont scar.

Helluva lot of blood though.

ok i’ll grab a kitchen knife

will like one of those big knives do or does it have to be the spiky ones

Do you mean serrated??
I feel like that would not be a good knife to cut skin with. It would probably scar more

idk Mox i don’t speak knife ok

Nah you want a nice sharp edge. Clean cut = little to no scarring.

what’s all this hate on scarring

will it mess with my “mating chances”?

tbh i never really understood but

on second thought no I’ll use the biggest sharpest boi i have

Okay scars are only cool if you have a good scar story
“I cut my face open with a serrated knife to see if I have a skull” is a stupid scar story

no it’s not

ehhhhhhh. On the scale of stupid i'd say its up there with Trump

ah not quite Eris I’m not brain dead

nor am I a bOOMER

I mean, it is kind of (as the children say) metal.

maybe it’s, ah, lit?

Reading this conversation felt like doing drugs.

mating chances

not quite Jynnie but we're getting there

That's reassuring

Ah yes

DRUGS

slurp

if somebody told me the story behind their wicked scar was that they wanted to see if they had a skull, i would call them stupid while proposing to them. that's the perfect kind of dumbass to match my dumbass.

Do not encourage her. She’s stupid and she needs to know.