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Started March 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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Oh shit am I Hamlet?

We're both Hamlet

Dom is Laertes

I played Laertes once in Sock Puppet Hamlet lol

Wait why am I Laertes? (Hasn’t read Hamlet.)

LE GASP

Laertes is literally the exact opposite of Hamlet and the resident Perfect Boy™

Laertes= Angry Aggressive Boy With A Following Of Crackheads. Literally says "I have one calm drop of blood in my body" at one point.

We love him

First off, you haven’t heard Les Miz.
Second, those two descriptions don’t really match up.

That's the point. lol

Everyone wanted Hamlet to be like Laertes, without understanding that Laertes is just as fucked up and weird as Hamlet.

In my defense, I started listening to it today after school, but had to turn it off because I was getting distracted.
It Will Get Listened To. Otherwise my Les Mis trash friend will murder me
Laertes is Best Boy.

But I love him.

Everyone wanted Hamlet to be like Laertes, without understanding that Laertes is just as fucked up and weird as Hamlet.

And somehow I'm both.

Otherwise my Les Mis trash friend will murder me

I"VE BEEN CALLED OUT

Slightly aggressive maybe. But also really chill. Though I can relate to the quote.

Everyone wanted Hamlet to be like Laertes, without understanding that Laertes is just as fucked up and weird as Hamlet.

And somehow I'm both.

I'm definitely more Hamlet. For I too, stare longingly at skulls and talk about dreaming and dying and pining over lovers I can't have. (eyebrows at Horatio)

Looooool.

Everyone wanted Hamlet to be like Laertes, without understanding that Laertes is just as fucked up and weird as Hamlet.

And somehow I'm both.

I'm definitely more Hamlet. For I too, stare longingly at skulls and talk about dreaming and dying and pining over lovers I can't have. (eyebrows at Horatio)

(Double eyebrows at Horatio, along with a smirk)
I procrastinate, have a plastic human-sized skull who I have dubbed Yorick, contemplate death, and complain.
But I'm also angry and emotional and have like zero chill 99% of the time, and have a father who talks in circles while giving advice.

LOL
I love it.

During my last year of English with my instructor, Mr. Howes, who was quite hilarious and made the class a lot less boring, he had us read Hamlet, and by read Hamlet, I mean he had us Act out our parts as dramatically as possible.

Mr. Howes is my hero.

Please tell me you had part in this hilarity.

Of course, if I remember correctly, I voice acted I want to say Horatio.

I had an advantage being a theatre kid who had extremely dramatic roles.

During my last year of English with my instructor, Mr. Howes, who was quite hilarious and made the class a lot less boring, he had us read Hamlet, and by read Hamlet, I mean he had us Act out our parts as dramatically as possible.

My dude, my buddy, my pal.
My English teacher had us act out Hamlet with sock puppets.