Hashi: "Nothing, what about you?" He sips his cup of tea, adjusting his glasses with a reassuring smile.
Lucifer (Lucy): "I will not hesitate to send you to the ninth circle with Mum."
Jason: : "I'm my own problem."
Zara: unsheaths sword "Care to repeat that?"
Daisy: "Are you ok?" said while worrying about if she did something wrong
Niara: leaves
Phoenix: "Mmm… it would have to be you. Perhaps I should do something about this?"
Warning: swearing
Chelsea: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? her girlfriend tries to calm her down while glaring at youYOUR THE ONE WHO HAS THE PROBLEM, ASSHOLE!
Arinya: probably the fact that I’ve been immersed in my studies since I was 8
Taia: ….the fact that my girlfriend is my girlfriend (jokingly)
Adeline, in a Scottish accent: I don't have a problem. Do you have one? If so, do you want to talk about it? I could probably help with whatever you're dealing with.
Alice, exhausted: You see, no one really cares what I do. I mean, I'm supposed to do evil things because I'm a Demon and shit, but you humans do everything for us. You guys started world war one and world war two and honestly, you humans are the real demons. Been trying to tell Beelzebub about this for centuries, but ze won't listen to me.
Gavin: I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS! WHY WOULD I?? iM fInE!
Fenris, taking a sip of the strongest coffee in the world: Sleep. My problem is that I have to sleep to function.
Owen: "Mental or physical problem?"
Savannah: "I don't know. Do you have a problem?"
Peadar, draws his sword: "Get out of here."
Caleb, rolls his eyes and walks away
Elise: "You wanna know what's my problem? That I keep losing the ones I love, or having watch my loved ones suffer and not be able to do anything about it. And that some people think they can be rude to who ever they want to. Get out of here before I string an arrow."
Selene: "-what? did I bump into you?"
Simon: gets in the person's face, is probably taller than them "oh, I don't have a problem."
Raj: (nice and chill) "no, no problem. maybe you're the one with the problem."
Felicity: "Um, my problem?" crosses her arms *Get out of my face."
Darra: *laughs "oh, shut up."
Eli: says nothing, just crosses his arms and raises his eyebrows
Charlotte: You, 'buddy'.
Autumn: Uhm- Sorry? I was just trying to get by.
Bee: keeps walking "I dunno, I'm half blind, get over it!"
Forrest: Doesn't react, might roll his eyes when away tho
CD: "Aye, sorry man, nothing broken? No? Yay, you'll live!"
Zany: "I said excuse me, you didn't move, so quite frankly, you're my problem."
Periwinkle: Slowly turning around…and BOOKING IT TO FIND HER SISTER
Rhys: "Yell at me again and you better learn how to swallow a sword."
Luke: "Sorry, geez. Humans are so rude."
Liam: "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Be careful next time bud!"
Amelia: “well if your gonna keep acting like a A*****e there’s gonna be a problem”
Jex: “there isn’t one good bye” * walks off *
dollie: "who said i have a problem? clearly you have a problem if you're accusing random people of having some sort of problem."
luca: "what do you mean 'what's your problem?' i don't have any problems! i'm absolutely perfect. perfect people can't have problems, dear. now hush up and move out of the way, will you?"
tamaki: "s-sorry! i-i'll be quiet now…"
zepp: "good grief… i don't have a problem. do you?"
Frog: Ah shit, sorry, didn't mean to do anything, I'll just leave you alone. speeds away in anxiety
DIck: What's my problem? Uh, bitch, what is your problem?
Juniper: Pardon?
Shiloh: No problem here, so what exactly is your problem, sir?
Vanessa: straight up just punches them in the face
Alex: flirts his way out of it
Lin, showing his handcuffs: The fact that I'm chained to him.
Lin: points to Dark
Dark: shrugs
Jazzy: your existence is my problem * walks away *
Devan: listen here you buttery biscuit, your kindness is my problem
Minjun, in the most deadpan expression to exist: You.
Yuki, getting on his knees: PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I MEANT NO OFFENSE!
Elliot, mockingly: bUdDy, wHaT's YoUr PrObLeM?
Kamaria: Try that again, but nicer!
Mitya: Would you like me to get you a list? There are a lot of subsections and footnotes, but it's an interesting read.
"Buddy, what's your problem?!"
Erion: "Keep moving," he said cooly.
Eline: "Would you like to say that again, with rank?" She sneered. or "Move along with your aggressive tendencies, we have no need of you here," she said with a wave of her hand.
Marielle: "I have no quarrel with you, but I can find one." She said gently.
Jerlorn: Instantly his hand fell on the pommel of his sword. "I don't have one. Yet," he growled.
Solin: "You mean, 'Is there a problem, Your Majesty?'" He said, cocking an eyebrow.
Natiselle: "I'm about to be your problem If you don't back up," she said, her lip curling.
Kraiotan: "Are you daft or suicidal?" he asked without getting up from his chair.
Strisen: "I don't have time for this," he said, gesturing to the door. "Leave."
Delaware: "Hell naah." [Flashes a peace sign and fades away]
Adele: "Oh, we got fuckin' moon-face over here, tryna start shit. You ain't got any right to say nothin', lookin' like NASA brought you back on Apollo. Get the fuck outta here, ratty fuckin' bitch, and mind your damn business. Goofy ass."
Romy: "My only problem is that I don't have those digits, if you know what I'm saying."
Jarvis, sighing sadly: "Well, since you asked…"
Azi, entirely genuine: "I am having no problems! Thank you for asking, kind samaritan!"
David, grinning like he's won the lottery: "I'm gonna eat you."
Jackie: "Please, can this wait until after my shift? I'm very busy and don't have time for small talk."
Duck, giving two middle fingers: "Haha! I fucked your mom!"
Rayns, smiling suspiciously: "Nothing, friend! Here, if I offended you, let me buy you dinner! I know this great place… It's intimate, it's private… Great place for a… date."
Beck, staring deadpan: [Emits a low static and begins to vibrate]
Frog: Ah shit, sorry, didn't mean to do anything, I'll just leave you alone. speeds away in anxiety
DIck: What's my problem? Uh, bitch, what is your problem?
Juniper: Pardon?
Shiloh: No problem here, so what exactly is your problem, sir?
Vanessa: straight up just punches them in the face
Alex: flirts his way out of it
speeds away in anxiety is going to be the title of my autobiography
Prince Fuego: Would proceed to incinerate the person who dared talk to him
Deimos Hruvok (calm state): Tip his head slightly, then raise it again Apparently I have become a problem to you? If you will excuse me
Deimos Hruvok (beast state): Chuckle ominously, shaking head Please, what problems I have, are nothing compared to yours, for the sins you have committed are an open book to me, and your black soul is forfeit to me
Lady Sheliak: A smirk on her muzzle, tail slowly swaying behind her Mymy, most who come to my temple often come to tell me about my grace and beauty. Many of men have begged to lay by my side, a pity you aren't one of them. Hmph, didn't even see fit to bring me a gift of treasure
Yeseo: Tuck tail between her legs and lower herself to the ground as much as possible in a submissive position I-I-I'm sorry if I offended y-you in any way…p-please…I'll j-just go…
Lord Xanthos (rather close to Yeseo, so you know he's gonna be there if she's in trouble): Listen here asshole, if you have a problem with Yeseo, then you're going to become my problem…and my usual preference to take care of 'problems', is to crush the problem
Lazare: Silently sharpening blade in a dark corner
Rhath: Looking towards the person who said such a line to him, seeming more inquisitive and curious Huh, my problem? Ah, yes, I'm interested in what color of juice is in your head. The last person's skull I cracked had red juice spill out…SO LET'S FIND OUT IF YOURS IS THE SAME COLOR!!
((Have so many more characters, but here's a few))
Orion: my problem is the ugly slug currently yelling in my face
Daymond: I don't have a problem, I'm king, I smite my problems
Claire: do you need mental help? I can set up an appointment
Jay: I don't know, ask someone who wants to talk to you
Samuel: I'm the therapist, I'm supposed to be asking that question to you
Maybelline: the problem is that you're interrupting my 9 am wine tasting, now shoo
Stormchaser: (worried) Did I do something wrong?!
Nightshade: What's your problem? You asking to get your head ripped off?
Sol: (ignores them)
Bolt: (cowers down) sorry???
Charger: punches you out of instinct
Delta: Was that prank earlier a little too much? TOOOOO BAD
Eira: (confused) what's wrong, dear?
Fang: (growling) You're picking a fight with the wrong one, kid.
Luna: Dear! What's the matter?
Niko: IM SORRY FOR TAKING YOUR FOOD OKAY
L: Excuse-me, do I know you?
B: stares at you intensively and says nothing untill you feel intimidate enough to give up
Minnie: Oh jeez bud, you really don't wanna fight me. Please sir/ma'am just walk away- (proceeds to go off if threatened further)
Sage: I'm sorry? You're the only one here with a problem. Please step away from me, I really don't wanna fight.
Ethan: Oh, y'know. Existential dread and all that-
Reese. Your insolence.
Abigail: Well, I'm being haunted by ghosts, my best friend got sucked into the afterlife and- oh. that's not what you meant, is it?
Knox: I have a problem? I HAVE A PROBLEM?! Look who's talking! I could fit five dogs in your big mouth! In fact, *rolls up sleeves * maybe I will!
Mallory: I'm already dead. Do what you must. *sighs gloomily *
Heidi: Hmm…. Oh! I know! * points at offender * see? Right there! continues pointing That's my problem!
Gill: Oh honey, so much
Finch: -silent glaring-
Ram: Sorry, di-idn't mean to offe-end
SB: You! Go away!
Milaka Serenity: Smiles No.. What's wrong with you? Please never ask me that again
Levi Temple: Face Scrunches up You. Your my problem
Abree Kimono: Smacks No
Lisha Kinata: Do I know you? Pls Leave
Loki Palpatine: Kills you
Adelaide Palpatine: Dear, Leave before you get hurt.
Tamashi: Probably being cursed with having excess darkness and hating myself anytime something goes wrong.
Kazuo: probably the fact I don't ever let myself feel my own feelings.
Quipper: Kraken noises sounds of a screeching dying person sobs of someone who has no free will as he stabs someone