i just very rudely asked your character "buddy, what's your problem?!"

Beck: I don't have any problems! What's your problem, huh? I'm perfectly fucking normal, okay?

Ok this made me laugh. I'm imagining it in both the most "act natural" voice and the most "desperately needs help" voice.

@HighPockets

Beck: I don't have any problems! What's your problem, huh? I'm perfectly fucking normal, okay?

Ok this made me laugh. I'm imagining it in both the most "act natural" voice and the most "desperately needs help" voice.

That's 100% accurate lol

@berlioz

Seren, with a death stare: Watch it.

Larc, passive aggressively: Better back it up, sweets.

1302, desperately: SO much! What is it, huh? Want a list?

1104, ever so confused: *Shuffle dances away into the crowd while maintaining eye contact until he's out of sight*

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria

Guess who's back, back again
(Otherworldly surreal beings of power edition!)
Oscar: Danger. Aggression. Attack. splits slowly in half from the crown of his head to reveal a double row of teeth, then a gaping maw from which hundreds of long arms sprout and flail at anything in reach, there is a metallic screaming, the sun has gone dark and the air smells like hot dust
Ernie: Oh no, I am so sorry, please do not be angry with me nice human, I'm not a threat, I promise I won't hurt you, I come in peace, all I need is some donuts and caffeine and then I'm leaving, good human, friendly human, please don't call the people with wee-woo cars
Lily: screams in terror and makes a break for it
Tobias: Nothing. stares up at you blankly Hi, who are you? I'm Tobias, I'm five years old and my favorite animal is jackrabbits. Why are you so angry? Oh, I see. You're not angry, you're just saying mean things to see what I'll do. Well now you know! Want to come meet my pet cactus and play superheroes with me?
William: ….My problem is that you can see me for some reason. How are you doing that? You're human, right? Either way, I'm going to need you to forget you ever saw me, all right? Thank-you.
Saffron: smiles a little too widely Oh no, it looks like I've found another example of how chaos and hatred permeate the human race. Do me a favor and A C Q U I E S C E T O T H E C O L L E C T I V E W I L L S O T H A T Y O U M A Y B E S A V E D , S W E E T M O R T A L

@berlioz

Your otherworldly surreal beings of power are each so unique and full of character. I love them.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria

ahaha thank-you XD

Deleted user

Azrael: I can and will reap your soul if you don't stop.

@PaperCraneEnthusiast

Evie: The ever-present knowledge that nothing that you or I will do matters, even though we foolish humans seem to think so. Also this plant. It seems to not want to grow. Could you refer me to a florist?
Veda: My problem is with you and your rude behavior. I am a queen and can and will have you arrested. Screw you~
Keyrala: pulls out a knife Back off. This is a fight that you can’t win. pulls out another knife
Demi: Who do you think you are, bucko? Who are you to question me? Shut your face!
Jasper: Oh, sorry. ‘Scuse me. My bad.
Bethiet: Well, that was rude. Excuse you.
Arissa: Uh…what did I do? laughs
Annike: Are you looking for a fight, you diseased grapeshot moose? Because I can and will fight you. And I can and will win. unsheathes broadsword

@ccb

@The-Althalosian-The_EccentrLc_VampLre hey i have a silas too! and @-ellia-is-too-introverted- i have an august too!!

@-ellia-cant-think-of-a-username-

June 04, 2020

@The-Althalosian-The_EccentrLc_VampLre hey i have a silas too! and @-ellia-is-too-introverted- i have an august too!!

awesome! i've always loved that name so much

Deleted user

June 04, 2020

Someone: Buddy whats your problem.
Aariss: Excuse you. I HAD no problems until I saw your face. Now go away.
Someone: What?
Aariss: See you in court. Your going down.

@I-make-stuff

June 04, 2020

Chelsea: I mean, I was fine until you asked, but I do have an issue with you not wearing a mask. COVID-19 is not a joke, and here in Massachusetts it's currently illegal to go within 6 feet of a person without a mask. I have spares though, do you need one?
Theo: I have a plethora of problems as most people do, not just one. I would figure that you knew that, but assuming does not typically help situations, and in the case that you are some kind of extraterrestrial being, it would be wrong for me to expect you to understand human social norms, so would you like a thorough explanation of some common human issues?
Cody: shrugs
Meryn: Being alive is enough of a problem, but so are you, asshole. Scram before I taze you.
Aysen: Well, my first problem is that I don't communicate enough, and my second problem is my subconscious kleptomaniac tendencies. proceeds to walk away with your wallet, then realizes what's happening Uh, about that second thing, here's your wallet…

Cass: Me? Problem? Oh, don't be ridiculous. I'm a Chosen One, everything is great now and always. I suppose your problem is that you're not as great as I am. I understand, except I don't.
Teus: I really didn't do anything to confront you, did I do something? Anyways, he's my problem. points to Cass I've had to escort him around for the past month, I don't know how much longer I can stand him.
Amaya: K, looks like I'll be fighting passive-aggressive with passive-aggressive. So why are you making fun of me? Is it because I'm short? Because I may be five feet tall draws enchanted dagger but I will destroy you. Also, I agree with Teus, Cass is a problem, but he's a problem that's easily eliminated. waves dagger casually

Staff: I have multiple issues to confront currently, mostly scheduling tasks at the moment. Not too hard, I don't really have a problem with them, so therefore they aren't really problems, they're more accurately described as undertakings or work. Is that not what you meant? Wait, how can you see any of us? We all exist in the mindspace, none of us have physical forms. Nobody outside of our human should be able to see us…
Hudson: My first problem is that Staff didn't allow me to have chocolate yesterday, and now I'm having withdrawal symptoms. But the way you asked was a little rude, and it makes me wonder whether you're okay. It's okay, we all have problems, do you want to get something off of your chest? I'll listen to you.
Cyrus: I'm starting to get a feeling this is some kind of meta-hypothetical-character-test thing. Is it just me? Eh. Well, it's an opportunity to use a snappy comeback or a one-liner or something, so it would be an opportunity wasted if I didn't go for it now. Well, here's a problem for you: have you ever thought about the fact that every second, two people die, and soon, you'll be a part of that statistic? Yeah, I hope you are now. Have fun sleeping tonight. Also, have you ever thought about the fact that babies have junk? Well, now I'm going to leave you distraught with that. Have a terrible day, loser!
Bailey: starts singing Singing to myself because I'm not uncomfortable at all! I want this moron to get out of my face, but I don't want to directly say that to them so that way they feel even less like a person! It looks like I'm weirding them out which was my plan so I can go and get a doughnut down the street! looks around They're gone!

@cherrybby!

Melanie; "That is a very good question, currently there is no definitive answer."

@ccb

alright i started the thread and now i will actually contribute to it!

Page: Buddy, what's your problem? Do you know how jacked my calves are right now? If I kicked you in the nuts you'd literally be impotent.

Darcy: What's my fucking problem? Explain to me why you're not embarrassed right now. No, really, tell me how you feel about the fact that you asked me, a stranger who clearly isn't interested in carrying on a conversation with you, what my problem is. Do you need to act like I'm a bitch so that you don't feel like a boring, nosy, pain-in-the-ass of a human being? Because you are a boring, nosy, pain-in-the-ass of a human being, and maybe when you accept that, you'll lose whatever misguided confidence is pushing you to bother random women in the cafeteria.

August: I don't have a problem, I just like to finish all my work before I go out. If you prefer to write papers hungover, that's your problem.

@YukiSenoue

Thunder: "…? What? I did not say anything", while very surprised.
Sapphire: "Yeah, I've got problems, SO WHAT!?"

@PastelTart

(All of the characters below are dragons, and they sometimes use terms some people reading this won't understand. I have ten total, but I'm starting with three.)

Scarab: Glares at you, and flicks her scorpian-like tail "I don't have a problem, but you might if you don't get out of the way."
Ghostspeaker: Gives you an unnervingly calm look "There are multiple futures in which you die, but the most likely one is the most painful. Would you like to know what it is?" (She can see the future.)
Pandora: Seriously? Can't we go one moons-blasted day without ending up in a fight with someone? "Look pal, we don't have time to deal with this right now. Come back when we're not running from some crazy queen and her army!"

@Leshierian

Lincoln: * Stares blankly far past the point where it "get's awkward" *

Harli: I certainly don't think I have a problem, though If you need help, I'm happy to.

Oscar: Don't talk to me!

Landers: I still haven't gotten to try a hamburger, it's a big problem.

Chester: * under his breath * Depression…

The prince: I aught to strike you down where you stand for even speaking to me! * Tries to transform into a being of unlimited power to crush them in his fist. and fails. * The only problem is that you aren't dead yet.

Hearst: I- I- * starts falling apart *

Clov: Eh, crippling dysphoria, you?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Landers: I still haven't gotten to try a hamburger, it's a big problem.

If that isn't a mood I dunno what is

@Mojack

August Osborn
“Oh buddy, you wanna know what my problem is, huh? Dontcha wanna know, huh? Wanna know, little buddy? Wanna know what my problem is?” proceeds to go on to say various variations of what he said, just without getting to what his ‘problem’ is, also while making direct eye contact
Or the less common response
kicks them into oblivion, which may not sound that bad at first, but with context of his species given it is

Emies
No words, just a simple glance towards you for a few seconds then leaving.

Renim
Only curls his lips, slowly turning to stare at you. Much like Emies, no words given only silently judging you. Except he doesn’t leave, only looks away. If he’s feeling generous, might even mutter out, “Buddy?”

Valriel
“P-Problem? Why would I have a problem?! There is no problem here, not a single one, _{not a single one at all..} _{_haha..}“
In her mind, she’s be scrambling to figure out what warranted that and how she’d fix it.
Or
Leaves the area in a hurry

Totoli
Looks towards you, up and down. Sniff, before clicking her tongue.
“You would be wise to refrain from speaking to me like that ever again. Do not attempt to play smart with me either.” She’s had her fair share of people that thought they could play games with her.

Mig
“Problem? Problem!? What’s your problem, sweetie?” They’d say that, all the while making close contact with you, invading your personal space.

Vu
Turns towards you very slowly, then just stands there, staring at you.
Or
Just a smile, and wink of the eye.

Deleted user