Blade: Three things before you die. 1: Don't call me buddy. 2: I have no problem. 3: You have green bean juice on your chin. Proceeds to kill person
Marigold: Other than I have no mental stability? I dunno.
Bracken: I have no problem. But I think you might want to see a therapist for your yelling problem…
Tiger: Screams a sound of bloody murder mixed with the mockery of a house full of dying cats, then asks Blade if she could borrow her sword
Harvey: Deadpan stare "Everything."
Will: "You'll have to be more specific." If hostility somehow escalates, his next response will be a swift punch to the face.
Tyler: Nervously "Huh? Wha—I don't know! Did I offend you somehow?"
Clara: "I don't even know you! What's your problem? Actually, I don't even want to hear it." Walks away
Marcel: "Are you trying to start a fight?" He grins. "Well, that's fine with me."
Evelune: "Let's just calm down first. Why are you so upset with me?"
Leon: Takes a few seconds to realize "Oh, do you mean me? Did I do something?"
Mira: "oh, you really want to go there? hm lets see… my girlfriend has been abused her entire life, i was exiled, many people want to kill me, people keep calling me a princess, and my pack is trying to convince me to come back, even though they're still misgendering me. oh, and everyone i've ever loved is constantly in danger, and people like you ask questions when i think i'm doing better!"
Danny: ¨My problem is that you aren´t in my lab yet. Let's fix that.¨
Danny: ¨My problem is that you aren´t in my lab yet. Let's fix that.¨
Thats the exact same response my character Winnix (winx) would do
Talula: "Your presence," said in the coldest and most scornful voice that they can muster.
The Wannabe Evil Archmage: "You wouldn't understand."
Carol: "Problem?! i didn't know there was a problem. What can i do to help?"
Milaka:
Excuse me? Forgive me. But I don't know what you mean.
Levi:
Eh? Go to hell
Abree:
THE HELL YOU SAY
Lisha:
Who are you.. Dont talk to me
Loki:
moider
Adelaide:
silent stare
Knizo:
The frick? (Is very kid friendly)
Cimma:
That is rude
Agni:
Oh my.. Now couldn't we say that in a nicer way? Hmm?
Kamau:
stays silent
Zijies:
What?
Kiktu:
Hm?
CJ: I ain't got no problem other than you're in my damn way! Move along now.
Ava: There's no fucking problem, jackass.
Faith: Perhaps it is unwise to call a stranger 'buddy', regardless, I do not. Have you a problem you're so eager to share?
Becky: I'm good man, chill the hell out it's like 11 am.
Simon: Ey, man, calm the fuck down. I don't have time for this.
Henry: Oh, darling, I have no problem, but if you keep this up you might!
Dean: very sarcastic and condescendingly Nope, no problem here.
Jubilee: oh! Sorry, am I in your way? So sorry about that.
Knox: Do you have a reason to believe I have an issue? I'm afraid I do not understand.
Keiores: My only problem is you, fucker, now get out of my fucking way before we have a bigger problem.
Killian: mumbles You will die first when the world burns.
SkullFace: First off, I'm not your buddy. Second off, my problem is emotional damage. Yeah, not so funny when you get an honest answer, is it?
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): Stop talking, moron. I don't have time to deal with rude bastards.
Canarie: Err.. Sorry, I didn't notice you were there.
Jackie: Please excuse my rudeness, but I'm kind of in a hurry. If you have any complaints, go ahead and report it to someone more important.
Iris: Who the hell do you think you are?! You're the one with the problem!
Leo: nervous shaking …
Rin: Okay, okay, I got it. Stop yelling in my ear, or you're gonna make me deaf, mister/miss! Jeez, why do I keep running into such whiners?
Iris: (gestures to the company) That is.
Rose: What are you, a cop?
Nic: Oh, I'm sorry! What exactly did I do again?
Kain: (coldest, unflinching stare imaginable) You.
Yukio: Unable to see them, rolls eyes What's YOUR problem? I was minding my own business, and i didn't bump into you, despite the fact i cant see you.
Rowan: s-sorry I didn't mean to upset you. Do you want to talk about what is upsetting you? Are you ok? I can help if you need something.
Kairos: (doesn't respond)
Eri: well, my parents were killed right in front of me as a child, I was kidnapped and taken to the menagerie for several years, then I was rescued by the leader of a criminal organization that trained me to be an assassin and THEN i fell in love with the leader of said organization and eventually learned that she was planning on using me as a sacrifice in a ritual to summon an ancient god-like being who has a deep resentment for humans due to being betrayed in the past! How about you?
Kali: hehehe~ wouldn't you like to know~
Maryn: (rolls eyes) are all humans this rude?
Raine: just thinking about the last person who said that to me, never did remember to send his last words to his family.
Dies of laughter
Nova: walks away
Marlee: hmm? (didn't hear)
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): almost starts crying
Linsey: I have a list (in the least sarcastic most cheerful way ever)
Storm: Excuse me?
Mike: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sam: Depression, PTSD, one of my friends has a crush on my ex, I still like my ex. Want any more?
Eva: runs away
Monarch: You
Maggie: I didn't know I had any
Katya: rolls her eyes Who are you?
Jasmine: Um, hi?
Tru: hahahaha tails off
Skyler: blankly stares
Kathy: smirks I’ll give you 5 seconds to either explain yourself, or run.
Goi: um- what?
Noby: laughs wanna find out, mate?!
Buba: flinches and runs
Kiki: cries
Areon: um… starts tearing up
Jay: blinks ya’ll weird ass-
Kreo: heh…everything dear…
Geo: flinches excuse you?
Patch: stares
Asim: flips off oops…sorry that was a tic… smirks
Noah: ……a lot.
Nadea: angry french girl noises
Kathy: smirks I’ll give you 5 seconds to either explain yourself, or run.
Goi: um- what?
Noby: laughs wanna find out, mate?!
Buba: flinches and runs
Kiki: cries
Areon: um… starts tearing up
Jay: blinks ya’ll weird ass-
Kreo: heh…everything dear…
Geo: flinches excuse you?
Patch: stares
Asim: flips off oops…sorry that was a tic… smirks
Noah: ……a lot.
Nadea: angry french girl noises
That all sounds about right—
Lucas: Ohh, nothing, just that you look like an idiot and your face make me wanna puke.
Chris: Smacks Ferme ta gueule !
Sam: I— what? Why are you asking, what did I do?
Valiana: Do you really want me to answer that? It’s quite a long list, in fact, the better question to ask is what’s not wrong with me.
Lucas: Ohh, nothing, just that you look like an idiot and your face make me wanna puke.
Chris: Smacks Ferme ta gueule !
Sam: I— what? Why are you asking, what did I do?
Valiana: Do you really want me to answer that? It’s quite a long list, in fact, the better question to ask is what’s not wrong with me.
XD yep
I don't have names for everyone yet so don't yell at me
-Rew- glare
-Soya- "right now you"
-Penelope- "you might want to adjust your tone,"
-Faro- scoff Flys away
-Aiwa- "ikd all I know is I am your problem now bud"
-sokk- blank stare
(Yay fist half done)
-Saif- takes out a notebook and starts writing walks away
-Pryn- puches
-Gora- keeps walking
-Jari- "What's my problem What's your problem huh"
-Alin- "Omg wait were you talking to cause like I can't even-" (is just an annoying teen until he leave)
-Cy- "my pizza didn't have the pepperoni I asked for :("
-Aloe- "keep walking and you keep your life"
Emilie: I'm hungry. and if you're going to be rude, you can be by dinner!
Dawn: Oh, whats wrong with ME? whats wrong with you? You are rude, and inconsiderate. now try again. walk past me without saying anything, or be kind.
Stellalune: Buzzes and hums angrily, swishing her wings.
Anjanii: "go fuck yourself, buddy"
Michiya: "yo mama"
Komé: "uhhhhhhh..?"
Daitan: pulls a gun
Shiina: "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SH!T-!"
titus: don't have one :) (fades away) (then he'll mess with them for the next few days because he's a ghost)
cyrille: move along. i'm not engaging in a fight, not if i don't have to.
wade: my problem is that i don't have you~ (he is slowly backing away because he's scared)
annie: i'm sorry for anything i did!! :(
manta: well, see, i don't know if you could tell, but the rollling islands are in extreme danger because of high tides rising. if you could find a way to get us to the circuits and help, that would- (they keep rambling)
skelley: (blank stare, shrug, then they get bored and walk away)
ian: sorry, i didn't do anything. my bad. i'm not pissed, that's just how i look…
tex: (death stare) i don't have one… yet.
rooney: (immediately starts fist fighting without a single word)
odessa: being alive??? i don't know. i have a lot of problems.
benny: hey, what's YOUR problem? i know a cowboy (tex), he's gonna rip you apart!!1!!
salem: AGH!! I'M SORRY!!! WHAT DID I DO??? I'M SO SORRY
Ethan: pulls out a knife
Ziv: dude what did I do?!
Abigail: flinches there’s no need to yell-
Author: hits you with his walking stick and yells at you in a mix of french, Italian, Spanish, Greek and many more languages
Leviathan: cries
Athena: The hell is YOUR problem?!
Ares: silence