forum i just very rudely asked your character "buddy, what's your problem?!"

Started June 02, 2020 by @ccb group

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Like,,, half of my characters: Lot's of unresolved trauma.
The Curator: … I stubbed my toe
The Archavist: The coffee machine broke

Like,,, half of my characters: Lot's of unresolved trauma.

Same

Naomi: "Want the whole list, a general overview, or just a kicked ass?"
CJ: "Considering the circumstances: I could be asking the same of you."
Brandee: "Right now: you are."
Kieron: "What did I do?" (Is genuinely contrite despite having no idea what prompted it.)

Pick: Oh! I'm so sorry about that! I'll make sure that my problems dont exsist next time for you!
FishFry: tears up (Pick burts in with whip to whip the person who said that to her.)
Midnight: Everything…runs hand through hair not knowing it was an insult.

Austin: [glares menacingly until they leave]

Felix: Well since you asked, my gun has been feeling heavy, [draws Desert Eagle] Since you were so kind to ask, you're going to help me unload it!

Jarrod: Sorry, didn't see you there I guess. (If they keep trying to fight him) Look, I don't have time for this, go away. (If they insist further) Fine. [draws gun] Want to fight now asshole? Scram.

Mel: Oh I'm sowwy, did I hurt your feewings? Buzz off asshole, I'm not dealing with you right now.

Crefus: Do you have the entire day?
Vincent: brings out his swords Say it nicer and I'll answer.
Hecate: Do you want that alphabetical or chronological?
Elizabeth: Inside voices! >:/
Jessebelle: Lightning shoots out of her eyes. She says nothing
Sam: I don't know. I'm still trying to find that out.

Knight: I'm supposed to be asking you that!
Mage: Draws a knife and attempts to shank you
Spector: B@TCH!! RUDE!!
Great Knight: …
Wanda: Nothing I can't fix I hope! ^u^
Aunt Mat: t o o m a n y
Brutus: BOI IF U DON'T-
The Twins: 8D they have no idea what you said

Mira: I'm sorry!! Excuse me!! That's my mistake!!
or
kicks you in the knees
Aleza: Also kicks you in the knees
Cerin: distressed and apologetic noises while he makes many apologetic gestures like bowing or shaking his hands
Lucille: Also kicks you in the knees

Hel: BD lmao idk g, it be hard out here in the streets
Hex: CHOMP

Kimber: SORRY SORRY SORRY, I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO-
Kelai: Ha, I have many, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Amber: (has already pickpocketed you)

Alga: Excuse me, i think you're the one with the problem, you just charged into me!
Tavi: Dead silent stares you down Fuck you.
Rothos: That's an interesting question, I think it dates back to my childhood, when I was… Gives you a lecture about what his problem might be

Lincoln: Randomy brakes down and in between sobs says "Why the Hell am I like this? Do I need help?"

Hex: CHOMP

What-

Hex: CHOMP

What-

Yeah… Hex eats people… whatever you say she won't register cause she's just thinking bout murder. Ye

Bubbles and Bubba: Oh did I do something wrong Tilts their head and smiles Sorry
Kanna: Cries and hides behind someone she trusts
Aaliyah(Me):Shrugs The real question is what’s not Walks away
Tiny Satan and Luci: Ignores you and continues what they’re doing
Kate and Kyle: Slightly crying S-sorry Hides behind someone they trust

Winnie: “sorry !!!!”
Spade: “what did i do ??”
Keiko: “and just who do you think you are ?”
Lauryn: chuckles “what isn’t my problem ?”

Ivy: Oh, I’m sorry, why don’t you go jump in fucking lake before I make tulips come out your ears! Or maybe Venus Flytraps, as I am in a particularly bad mood today!

Mara: Well fuck you “buddy,” but it looks like your the one with the problem, not me.

Bramble: Woah, chill.

Sky: glares and throws book at their head.

Galaxy: The only reason you aren’t hanging over a chasm of doom is because I’m queen and I should set a good example………but I’m also a queen, so no one would question why I should do that!

Buck: (He would probably come up with a nickname based on their physical features like, “Woah, what’s your damage short stack?”)
Reese: Such is life. (Walks away.)
Marcel: (Curses at them In German.)
Honovi: (Looks around confused and then looks back at them.) You better be able to see ghosts because I know goddamn well you aren’t talking to me like that.

Honovi: (Looks around confused and then looks back at them.) You better be able to see ghosts because I know goddamn well you aren’t talking to me like that.

oh my god I love that so much XD

Sora: I have so many problems, and you're one of them. If I were you, I'd start running. I'm going to close my eyes for ten seconds and when I open my eyes and you're still here, I swear I'll strangle you to death with vines and then feed you to Eliza, my carnivorous plant.

Stephanie, opening a portal beneath said person: Enjoy your time in the nightmare dimension. Hopefully, the demons and beasts murder you.

Azula: You had better not said what I just think you said because angering a fucking god is not a good idea.

Azula: You had better not said what I just think you said because angering a fucking god is not a good idea.

(Cough cough, Avatar feels.)

Leyak: stabs you in the gut and leaves you to bleed out on the street
Beleth: What did I do to offend you?
Ziminiar: looks down on you menacingly What's your problem, "buddy"?

Alex: "W-what did I-I do…?"
Kuro: "EXCUSE ME BITCH?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I DID BUT I DON'T WANNA KNOW! I HOPE IT HURT YOU CUM-FILLED CROSS-"
Carson: -talking to Kuro- "Calm down! Jesus…"
Ava: "Uh… Whats wrong?"

I have a lot more-

Prince Sadon: I…don't think I have a problem. Do I? No, Destrian, don't hurt them.

Prince Destrian: You wanna go? drawing his sword You wanna fight, right here, right now? I'll fight you!

King Tarrowyn: I have…many problems. You seem to be one of them.

Aryn: gesturing to the princes They are.

General Cassius: Stand down, kiddo, and shut your mouth before you get hurt.

Queen Ryia: takes another shot Where do you wanna start?

Noelle: furious signing
Sofi, staring incredulously: I'm not interpreting that. I refuse to say that out loud.

Myles: Oh, I am so sorry…
Discord: Fucking everything, thanks for caring about me darling.

Noah: -proceeds to name each and every one of his exes-
Ed: … probably him -points to noah-

Vant: My divorce is my problem…
Jabun: Hm?
Jilden: OH NONONO YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY. YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE TWILIGHT KING DUMMY
Yizmu: leave me alone…
Norvi: You're talking to the twilight king buddy. I can kill you and make sure nobody ever knows you existed.

Dallas: Would just roll her eyes and go about her day.
Amelia: Might flip him off, but otherwise would sarcastically apologize and laugh about it later with her friends.
Dante: Would straight up bolt. (Keep in mind in his universe 90% of the population would kill him without hesitation if they saw the mark on his wrist.)
Marek: "Huh, what'd I do?"
Matt: Would consider throat punching the person, but probably respond with something along the lines of, "You are."