Rhys: Stares deep into your eyes, reads you mind, and starts giving you therapy
Aelar: Goes into shocked silence for a moment If you want me to tell you I can, but it might take me a moment. I need to finish picking up the trash that someone just dropped.
Fey: What’s my problem? The easier question to answer is what’s not my problem.
Cyrin: Wait- I have a problem?
Cyris: Just stares for a moment then turn and walks away
Avdey: Flashes fangs I’d run before you find yourself without a single ounce of blood in your body.
Rodya: Smiles brightly, laughing, but is internally plotting to publicly humiliate you
Eira: You. Stares until you leave
Destan: Well, it seems you have some problems yourself. Considering I was just over here minding my own business. If I had to guess, I would say that some of your problems include. . .proceeds to rattle off an scarily accurate list of your personality flaws, delivered in a way that cuts right to your core.
Dario: Aww, how nice of you to ask (sarcastically). I'm pretty tired actually. It's exhausting being this gorgeous. Winks and walks away. Quickly.
Cass: (quietly) Sorry. Proceeds to hide in a corner and try to disappear.
Gwen: Says nothing. Just tilts her chin up and stares down her nose in a way that says 'you're not worth my time' and strides off.
If you're another kid from Wammy's house:
Satoka: Well, A's dead, B's gone insane, and Near and Mello are in a fight to the death over who gets to be the next stuck-up jerk! So excuse me if I'm a little upset after I lost two of my best friends!
Aiichi: Sorry.
Otherwise:
Satoka: You wouldn't understand.
Aiichi: She's really upset. I wouldn't bother her if I were you.
Resh: Just stares into your soul “Depends. How much time do you have?”
Teth: “Bitch, what did I do?”
Tsadi: Visibly confused “What’s my problem? I don’t even know you.”
Sah & Mekh: Talking over each other and finishing each other’s sentences so you can barely understand them
Juni: “Uhh… do you really want me to answer that?”
Foxglove: “Yes.” Walks away
Ganymede: “…Sorry?”
Phoenix: Kicks you in the shin and runs away
Fern: “Oh… sorry.”
Jupiter: Is literally a child “Who are you?”
Nebula: “Oh, a lot. No idea why they let me be a parent.”
Castor: “Ask my twin brother. He’s the problematic one.”
Pollux: “Castor told you to ask, didn’t he?”
Mirage: “A lot of things. Also, who are you?”
Callisto: “I wouldn’t hesitate to ruthlessly slaughter a room full of children.” Smiles
Tycho: “What?”
you: Buddy, whats your problem?!
Quinn: Mostly you, shouting at me. …..YOU WANNA GO?
You: Buddy, whats your problem?!
Jasmine: How you called me buddy. I'm not your buddy! go kiss a cactus!
Rye: Hmm. . . maybe the fact that the humans keep cuntting down the forest and therefore. . .Red hair turns into flames and jade green eyes glow Keep making my job HARDER
Wren: I'm just a singer. Leave me alone. You don't need to know how my boyfriend just suddenly left me to move all the way across the states and leftme behind just for some stupid job offer
You: Buddy, whats your problem?!
Cayde: ….stares into eyes. whispers: You.
Caroline: Gives you the side eye and continued to play mario cart
Genesis: A-A lot…
Jordan: Broskie, I don't know who you're talkin' too, but if you got an issue with me, then come on! Fight me like how ghetto people would! Yeah, I want a good old hood fight bitch!
Neveah: Are you sure you don't have a problem?
Seth: If you think about it, everyone has a problem of some sort
Sophia: I dunno shrugs I think your the one with the problem.
Xavier: Stares before punching them in the face
