forum i just very rudely asked your character "buddy, what's your problem?!"

Started June 02, 2020 by @ccb group

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how do they respond?

Lily: Buddy, What's your problem!? Who the heck are you to ask!?
The Butler: I have no problems. But it seems that you have a yelling one.

(Hi i hope I’m allowed to swear)

M: “Fuck you mean what’s my problem? What’s my problem? What isn’t my problem? Why don’t you take that problem and stick it? My problem shouldn’t be any of your problems, dear fucking sir!” (But in the most passive-aggressive Brit accent ever)

Amyr: "My adversities and problems are nothing for you to be inquiring about. Now do move on, I have much more important things to focus on than you."

Belynnia: "… I'm not your 'buddy', and you, dear being, are now my problem. So if you have a problem with me too, we can settle it right here right now with a nice little duel. Whaddya say?"

Kade: "Do I… know you?"

Thomas: "Kind of you to ask. I'm actually kinda struggling with this homework. So you think you could help me- oh. That's not what you meant, huh?"

Azami: "First, never call me 'buddy' again. Second, I have many problems. Third, your problem is that you're about to get your ass kicked."(Commence ass-kicking)

Jax: "Sorry! I don't know what you're talking about, but if you'd care to elaborate, things might get messy."(Picture this in a cutesy little-girl voice)

Tori: Le ignore
(Unless it's her friends being yelled at, in which case:)
Tori: "What's your problem, messin' with my friends like that? You have no right to say anything like that to any of them, and if you still think otherwise, I'll have to change that. Forcefully."

Peregrine: "My problems are none of your concern."

Crispin: *pulls out a knife* What's your problem, buddy? Huh?
Gerard: *slowly backs away* Look, I don't want to get into any fights, but if this is about something I said or did, I honestly didn't mean it in a bad way, and I'm very sorry. *runs*
Kit: You can't talk to me like that! Do you even know who I am?

Ara: *Just kind of gives you this rude, judgemental stare, and walks away*
Dallas: Wha…????
Andor: I dunno, man. *finger guns*

Beck: I don't have any problems! What's your problem, huh? I'm perfectly fucking normal, okay?

Natalie, ft. The Glare, talking v e r y s l o w l y: The only problem I have is that you are between me and my destination. Remove yourself or I will do it for you.
Clara, exhausted: My… um… can I list my top three?
Thalia, probably already hitting them: Oh, you want to see a problem? Huh? Do you? Because I'll SHOW you a PROBLEM.
Bianca, unimpressed: Bro, relax. No problems. Jesus Christ, some people.
Nico, somewhere between angry and terrified: Natalie!!
Monty, a little confused: I don't have one?
Tesla, also exhausted: The only problem I see is the oppressive and corrupt system that we live crushed beneath.
Julianna, pissed off: Get out of my damn way.
Lina, on an adrenaline high: Imagine having problems! Ugh, sucks for you.
Angelica, not even looking up: I'm afraid you don't have the clearance to access that information. Scoot.

Colby: My problem? My problem?! I didn't have a problem until you asked! You wanna go, bitch? I'll take you on if you have a problem with me!! Come at me, bro!
Duxe: Um…not currently no. I gotta catch up with my friends.
Tyler: Nope. Thanks for asking.
Hunter: Um..uh…no. I'm sorry. Did I say something? I didn't mean to offend. I'm sorry. Sorry. I really don't mean to be rude. I'm really sorry. Um…have a good day! Sorry again! Briskly walks off
Sparta: No. Makes direct eye contact, studies the person face, and makes a mental note to assassinate the person later as they may have information about him
Willow: …
Michael: Laughs & walks off A problem? They think I have a problem! continues to laugh
Esteban: Gives a smile Not right now. Ask later.
Sebastian: Lifts an eyebrow and gives the person a "are you dumb" look
Felix: Yeah. I have a lot. You were just added to my list.

Nick: Look, I don't have time for this right now. Whatever I did to piss you off, sorry, okay? * walks away*
Tommy: What's my problem? What's your fucking problem you piece of shit? You really wanna try me right now?

D'artagnan: …… ;o; ……. I'm sorry….I'll just leave….
Brandon, heavily: I'm sitting here surrounded by empty coffee cups and last month's unfinished college homework. You tell me what my problem is.
Rick: Woah, hold your little horses there son/miss, this ain't no time to be sayin' hateful things and pickin' fights. Why can't we jus' get along like civilized folks? Smiles cheerfully and stops single-handedly chucking haybales so he can see where the heck you're at because at six foot four, things on the ground start to look a little hazy
Melanie: Haha, wouldn't you like to know
Vali: Oh no, I was hoping you could tell me
Boar-back, thoughtfully: My problem? This axe hasn't taste blood in a while. Keeps it sharp, see. But lately no one's annoyed me enough to get axed. I should really do something about that.
Dean: What? Uh….uh uh…..my problem is…..your FACE! Hah! You just got roasted!
Kineta: You know, I didn't have a problem until you upset D'artagnan. Better talk fast, pal.

Adeline: Do you know who you're talking to? My father is a baron. Queen Victoria will hear of this! *pulls out small knife * And she will be more gracious than I.
Evie: sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry *runs away *
Jaime: You wanna go? Square up.

Ramona: (Almost like there's fire in her eyes) I have no "problem." But YOU are about to.

Cas: I live on the streets and I have no will to live at this point besides the fact that no one would feed my cat if I died. I also can't read, write, swim, or really go anywhere alone despite being alone. I also tend to beat people up in public places, so uh… kindly piss off
Nathaniel: would honestly either be incredibly taken aback or just punch you really hard depending on who you are. Complete stranger? Definitely the latter
Lloyd: leaves
Scipio: My problem is standing right in front of me. Now, if you'll move aside? You're standing in front of the coffee maker and I have a gun that I'm legally allowed to use
Lucas: quiet crying I'm so sorry. I don't know what I did but I'm very sorry about it. Please don't hurt me

Oliver: I'm trying. Please, I trying my best! This isn't as easy as it looks! I didn't ask for this. I'm just trying to do my best. I didn't ask for this. You have no idea how hard this is.
Lila: Get out of my face.
Sam: None of your fucking business.
Anna: Aww, you have no idea who you're talking to, do you?
Theo: I'm too pretty. It is a blessing, and a curse

Milo: What's my problem? Well, I like to think that I have none, but if I had to choose one I would say that sometimes people who end up on my bad side find themselves getting into rather unfortunate accidents. I'm sure it's nothing, but perhaps it's just something for you to think about. Sure would be a shame if something were to… happen to you.
Garzlan: We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. Perhaps it's best to just put this in the past.
Farli:….I don't even know you? What's your problem?

Angel: Haha! Everything…
Corwyn: Well, first off you messed with my girl. Second, you MESSED with MY girl. Third, DON'T mess with MY GIRL. /puts arm around Angel and proceeds to threaten you/

Meadow: Ha…ha… you don't even want to know…..

Avia: Turns around in swivel chair with mock sadness Well, actually, I'm so glad you asked you to see I've got a lot of problems surrounding me at the moment and i've been holding on to them for so long :( with no one to release them to. I'm so glad you're willing to sacrifice what I'll estimate to be, what – like, 2 hours? of your time for me to just let rip on my darkest moments. Number one, I almost broke a ballerina's kneecaps when I was five, very scary –

Rachel: My problem is nosey, rude, and impatient strangers trying to know things that they shouldn't. They don't call me "blowtorch" for nothing.

Jay: Aye, chill out man. I'm not in the mood for someone to go all Dr. Phil on me. Learn to back off.

Harpy: You.

Nathan: Nah, alright, f*ck off, yeah? I'm a ghost, not exactly the symbol for unbothered.

Josephine: Don't ruin this day for me. I've had a relaxing time minding my own business until you interrupted it with your impertinence. A better set of manners would be kindly be appreciated not only by me but by others as well. Now run along.

Moriah: grabs them by collar My problem is that my dagger hasn't penetrated your jugular yet and your blood hasn't become a puddle under my boots.

Anatasia: You should be careful. Perpetuating puerile, contentious, vacuous, and obsolete ideology upon passers-by. It makes it hard for people to like you.

I have more lol
Luke, sadly: Ain't no cuties in this town. At least…..I thought there weren't. Looks over and smiles winningly It seems I just didn't now where to look until now~
Mia, without missing a beat: Yeah, see, so my problem is this chip aisle, should I get the tomato-basil flavor or avocado flavor? I love the tomato basil kind but I've heard avocado chips absolutely to die for, but on the other hand I don't want to waste money on them if I'm not gonna like them. What do you think?
Bernon: Please don't be mad at me I'm super lonely and anyway I don't want to fight you, I'm a pacifist and I love people ahaha I'm sorry if I bothered you somehow without knowing, could you please tell me what I did wrong so I can apologize properly? And then we can be friends again and I won't feel like a failure as a human being?
Mike: Completely ignores you. Provoking him to violence is a multi-step process and you've got a long way to go. It's not worth it, trust me.
Leif: I'm sorry, could you please be more quiet? It's difficult to concentrate on meditation when in a noisy environment.
Morgan: Slams another strawberry soda Problems. Not problem, problems. Get it right next time.
Nina, after glaring at Luke to keep him from punching you for bothering her: The only problem here is your unkind and hurtful attitude. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Natara: Time is meaningless, order forms harmoniously in the same space as chaos, there are millions of things that crumble before they get a chance to be known. People live out their lives without once seeking to understand their own hearts and the shallow aspects of existence are built up to be golden castles while the deeper aspects are left in the gutter. If I have a problem, it's probably your problem too.

YOU: Buddy, what's your problem?
Jack: My problem? MY problem? If your asking that question then your the one with a problem.
YOU: Buddy, what's your problem?
Elana: YES! Finally, someone wants to hear about my problems. I live in a world were I'm not allowed to speak my mind and my mother treats me like garbage while my little brother Jack gets praised by her. I have feelings and emotions I'm not allowed to express like I'm a lesbian and I'm- trails off
Elana: You weren't asking about my problems, were you?
YOU: Buddy, what's your problem?
Esme: Say that again with a knife under your throat.
YOU: Buddy, what's your problem?
Piper: smiles I don't have any problems twirls
YOU: Buddy, what's your problem?
Aspen: stares at you because he is perfection and perfection doesn't have any problems

Annabell: Everything
Clover: Starts crying

Rune: Coolly gives glare of death
Octavia: Shut the fuck up. Shoves past with a heavy shoulder check
Daniella: None of your business.
Sam: grinning as she leaps away Only the troubles of being alive.
Josiah: Um. Nothing?
Silas: You. You seem to be an obnoxious bore attempting to leap out of the faded framework of your fellows in search of social validation. It won't work. You will be remembered by few and even some of those will think of you as nothing but a simple punk.
Alene: Your face.
Nathaniel: Sir, you give the impression that you are in need of assistance instead of myself.
Kym: grinning How to dispose of your body.
Orion: Move it, bud. I'm not looking for trouble. Unless you ask for it again.

August: How many answers are you looking for?
Miko, refering to August: This lil shit right here. And you. Yeah, you're a problem.
Red: says nothing and starts to cry
Buff: Fuck off, that ain't your business.
Digby: Who do you think you are?? angrily storms off

Rune: Coolly gives glare of death
Octavia: Shut the fuck up. Shoves past with a heavy shoulder check
Daniella: None of your business.
Sam: grinning as she leaps away Only the troubles of being alive.
Josiah: Um. Nothing?
Silas: You. You seem to be an obnoxious bore attempting to leap out of the faded framework of your fellows in search of social validation. It won't work. You will be remembered by few and even some of those will think of you as nothing but a simple punk.
Alene: Your face.
Nathaniel: Sir, you give the impression that you are in need of assistance instead of myself.
Kym: grinning How to dispose of your body.
Orion: Move it, bud. I'm not looking for trouble. Unless you ask for it again.

Sam is a mood