forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Nori: shaking his head and scowling
Nurunuru: Just casually made their way there. Oh how wonderful! We have all made it!

Aethea: SO. What now?
Corrin: grins We go up! In an elevator made of bones because WHY NOT.
Aethea: UP. UP? But isn't i-
Corrin: WHy'd you even believe me anyways? You've been on it before!
Corrin: Yes, it's aboveground not belowground. Who even put a Ferris wheel underground?
Corrin: to Nori I would have won anyways though. Just saying. BUT, if you'd ignored me and kept flying, you would have got there five minutes before Aethea and Addic. And I would be there two minutes before you.

Nori: grumbles. Damn my good listening skills
Nurunuru: Ah! Of course! The art of deception!

Corrin: Well, I wasn't lying. It is faster, for us normal beings with no wings.
Corrin: And we're already in teh Unterworld. How far down would we have to go to be able to stick a Ferris wheel underground the Unterworld, WITHOUT popping out the other side?
Aethea: walks into the elevator made of bones Woah, this one's cooler than the otehr ones I've been on!
Corrin: I'm not even going to ask where those are. All the ones I can think of off the top of my head are places you shouldn't know about.
Aethea: Shouldn't is just a suggestion. If I can't know about something, I can't. But shouldn't is just like We'd like to stick this in front of you and say you can't have it! How about that? No.
Aethea: But don't pretend half of them YOU aren't supposed to know about either.

Addic: steps into the elevator can we play the xylophone with these?

Corrin: Yeah, it's…. that one? This one. pulls on a bone and it comes out, then hands it to Addic

Nori: shrugged and entered the elevator, resisting the strong urge he suddenly had to gnaw on the bones.

Nurunuru: oh Aethea dear, would you care to transform me back into a slug? My name does mean slimy anyways, and I do not wish to destroy this wonderful elevator

Addic: taxes the bone, testes a few sounds, then plays 'under the sea'

Aethea: turns Nurunuru into a slug with a paper crown
Aethea: It is a very nice elevator.
Corrin: Why thank you.
Aethea: I didn't even say anything tho-
Corrin: You complimented my elevator. Wait- It's not my elevator? It's half my elevator. I helped build it. Some of those are my bones. starts humming under the sea
Aeteha: eyes the bones How are you not freaking out right now? We're riding an elevator made of YOUR BONES.
Corrin: Yeah, it's cool, right?

Addic: Really? now I feel bad for dripping blood everywhere.

Corrin: It's fine.
Aethea: Where is this taking us?
Corrin: Up! To the Ferris wheel!
Aethea: …There are no cables or anything.
Corrin: I know! Best way to make elevators: Make them out of Legacies. I'll come back and control my bone like nothing happened.
Aethea: SO I CAN DO THIS?!
Corrin: Well it's just YOU, but without the skin and organs. Yeah.
Aethea: When I die, my bones are being used to make a skeleton who will be my doppelganger and criminal life and sidekick.

Nori: bites bones …sorry corrin

Addic: tapes the other side of the elevator, making different sounds

Corrin: to Nori That probably wasn't even me.
Corrin: Imagine if I took my bones and made a cane with them… and then I used it because why not and dropped it and kept walking and it would keep walking too
Corrin: Or a new arm! a third arm sprouts from his shoulder
Aethea: The cane is cool. The fake arm is not because it doesn't look real.
Corrin: sticks the arm through Aethea's head Because it's NOT!

Nori: oh good! continues eating the bone
Nurunuru: this is qute putrid! How lovely!
Nori: watching the arm AHHHHH!

Corrin: makes another arm and sticks it through Nori's head Relax. It's an illusion. Not my real arm.
Aethea: Get… your arm… out… of… my HEAD.
Corrin: Sure. OOH! Do any of you want to take a small detour?
Aethea: Define small.
Corrin: Halfway around the world.
Aeteha: OKay. Why?
Corrin: To see one of the wonders of the modern world!
Aethea: Down here? The Ferris wheel? Those Catacomb things?
Corrin: Yes, nope, nope. My train.
Aethea: TRain? You have a TRAIN? OH, OF COURSE YOU DO. I VOTE YES! WE FOLLOW ELDER PEASANT TO THE TRAIN!

Addic:… _{will we still go to the Ferris wheel?}

Corrin: Of course, it's mandatory anyways.
Aethea: Where is this train?
Corrin: In Australia.
Aethea: Why do you have a train in AUSTRALIA?
Corrin: Not Australia. The Unterworld Australia. But yes. Because I live there, and it makes no sense to have my train somewhere where I do not live.
Aethea: That makes sense.
Aethea: Wait, I live there! How did I not find it yet?!
Corrin: Because I set it so that if anyone without permission sets foot on my train, they are incinerated.
Aethea: WHAT IS ON YOUR TRAIN THAT'S THAT IMPORTANT?
Corrin: Three lifetimes' worth of loot, Castor's trombone collection, the world's best cookie recipe, the last dragon's skull, and a bunch of other things.

Addic: THE WORLDS BEST COOKIE RESAPE! WE NEED TO GO THERE NOW!

Aethea: THAT'S what you're excited about? You can get cookies anywhere! But the last dragon's skull- DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN CURSE WITH THAT?
Corrin: You can't get Robin's cookies everywhere. She makes the best ever.
Aethea: Okay, fine, cookies as an afterthought.

Addic: Cookies are not an afterthought. Cookies always come first! you don't say, "oh I thing I'll have a glass of milk." And then as an afterthought go "And maybe a cookie would go good with my milk." IT DOES'T WORK THAT WAY!

Aethea: Milk?
Corrin: Excuse this poor child. She has no knowledge of normal life.
Aeteha: What's milk?
Corrin: Go ask a cow.

Addic: Dramatically falls to his knees WHAT IS MILK??! CORRIN, I NEED A COW. WHERE CAN I FIND A COW?

Corrin: Nowhere down here.
Corrin: We don't have cows.
Corrin: summons a cow
Aethea: That's a cow? Okay. Also, you brought a COW. Into an elevator made of bones.
THE COW: moos in terror
Corrin: hurriedly un-summons cow

Addic: Stands up…Dramatically falls to his knees again NOOOOOO! NOT THE COW!