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Nori: starts to fly off with potatoes, then realizes he’s not supposed to fly. whoopsies
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Addic: so about this ferris wheel…
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Aethea: YES! LISTEN UP, PEASANTS!
Corrin: Peasants?
Aethea: PEASANTS! WE GO TO FERRIS WHEEL! WE EAT POTATOES! WE PLAY XYLOPHONE ON PEOPLE'S BONES!
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Addic: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! AND MAY BOLTH SIDES OF HER ENEMIES'S PILLOWS BE WARM!
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Corrin: Is this what happens when I leave to go buy potatoes for a minute… you make Aethea queen….
Aethea: Let that be a lesson, small peasant. NOW COME ON! WE GO TO THE FERRIS WHEEL!
Corrin: Do peasants have the last dragon's gold?
Aethea: Fine. You can be an Elder Peasant.
Corrin: … throws potato at Aethea's head
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Addic: TO THE FERRIS WHEEL!
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(y'all always be come online right before my lunch whyyyyyy)
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(is it lunch?)
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(Am mathing D’:)
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(thirty seconds afte ryou aske dthat? yes)
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(ARYA did you hear we had like 9,813 ‘rona cases??)
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(Yes! all my irl friends are in quarantine. ALL OF THEM)
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(NOOO)
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(is ok…. no it's not. never mind)
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Aethea: Yes! Come, Elder Peasant! We go to the Ferris Wheel!
Corrin: I'm not Elder Peasant.
Aethea: Well you're an old man peasant. And a peasant. Elder Peasant. Now come on!
Corrin: throws bucket at Aethea
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Nori: Shoving potatoes in his pockets Can I be elder peasant then??
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Aethea: He's almost seven times older than you…. and you want to be Elder Peasant?
Aethea: You can be Backup Elder Peasant.
Corrin: ignoring the talk about peasants and walking away
Aethea: Where are you going, Elder Peasant?
Corrin: The Ferris wheel. Duh. It's faster this way.
Aethea: You can't get to the Ferris wheel this way!
Corrin: I'm Elder Peasant. I'm ninety-one years older than you. I know things. continues walking away Come on!
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Nori: starts flying to the ferris wheel I'll beat you elder peasant!! The we'll really see who the elder peasant is!!
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Addic: follows Corrin he said it's faster so… goodbye your highness.
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Corrin: snickers Yeah, enjoy trying to find how to get there. Remember what I said about the horizons? Illusions, never there, always moving out of sight? The actual Ferris wheel is this way. It's where the illusion Ferris wheel is, yes. But it's underground because it's creepier and it's harder for people to steal the bones. So have fun trying to fly there.
Aethea: Is this mutiny? Are you all following Elder Peasant now?
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Addic: nay m'lady. We are simply loaning ourselves to the Elder Peasant. We would never leve one such as thow.
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Nori: growls and divebombs after Corrin THEN I'LL JUST BEAT YOU THERE THE NORMAL WAY!
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Corrin: weaves an illusion of poles and side routs and random doors Fun. goes through a door, around a pole, does a u-turn after the stand of potatoes, grabs one, munches, throws it behind him and hits Nori's head
Aethea: makes a newt and lobs it at Corrin's head WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO COMPLICATED?
Corrin: turns, pulls a lever and falls through a trapdoor This part isn't hard.
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Addic: Jumps in after Corrin yay!
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Corrin: yells up from the depths to Nori I BEAT YOU!
Aethea: jumps in
Aethea: splash WHY IS THERE WATER DOWN HERE?!
Corrin: Because when you go down enough, you hit water. Obviously.