forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

tune

(OH oh, I know this, It's "The Proof of Your Love")

Addic: screams when he sees the serpent AHHHH! IS THAT THING GOING TO EAT ME TO?!

(did you actually recognize it or see the title in the mountain of words I thrust at you?)

Aethea: It might.
Corrin: If it has a spear-thing sticking out of its forehead, then definitely. That one at me when I was… oh gods… Akhte, I think? My hand's probably not stuck on the spear anymore.
Castor: (LE FACE) YOU RUINED MY LIFE TWICE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT SORTED OUT? IT ALMOST ATE ME TOO! IT SWAMPED THE PATROL BOAT! IT-
Aethea: to Addic while Castor yells at Corrin in the background On the plus side, you're already dead though.

(I recognised it. I mean, I did't even read the mountain of words. HA!)

Addic: That is true…splash

(:0 my parents exclusively listen to 90s alt grunge like pearl jam and nirvana and the killers so…. yeah. Ay,,, they kinda remind me of like, I have lost my pearls by gus dapperton tho)

Nori: bowing to the frog IT WILL BE WORSHIPPED AS A DIETY AND ALL THAT CROSS ITS PATH WILL SUFFER THE MOST HORRIBLE FATE

(arya, thou mustest join this chat and be forever recorded as a fK&C fan: Chat)
(what is up with us and frogs)

Castor: I would say somebody kill me now, but I'm already dead.
Aethea: YES. TO HIM WE SHALL SACRIFICE THE MOST INNOCENT OF LETTUCE LEAVES AS TRIBUTE TO THE ALMIGHTY FROGG.
Corrin: watching silently and debating whetehr or not to make the frog talk and dance again

(Ok but, gotta be honest, latin reggae literally slaps. it slaps harder than my dad)
(Go listen to el barco by karol g and your life will be changed)

Nori: Knowing what Corrin is thinking. Do it. Looks down So, uh, what do we do about the Addic situation. Should I like, uh, rescue him or something?

(look up the story behind burn the ships by fK&C, listen to it and try not to get a little sad/niostalgic/whatever you call it.)
(or listen to joy (also fK&C and try notto get happy.)
(or unsung hero (newest one) and watch the video and try not ti get nostalgic sad vibes)

Corrin: grins and the frog begins to do the macarena because all frogs are too far gone at this point. the frog is also now wearing a sombrero and hath a mustache because WHY NOT
Castor: to Nori YES DO IT YOU WILL SAVE MY LIFE
Aethea: Well I was going to say yes but now I'll say no just because

(yay you!)
(fK&C is really the only slightly religion music I listen to. For me, I'm all 70s,80s,90s Rock.)

Addic: treading blood below and sort of listing to what he can Hey!

(JOIN THE CULT OF FK&C, ARYA. YOU MUST. also, the new one, unsung hero…. is amazing)
(and relate got first number song of teh week for 2022.)
(and i'll spare you all my otehr fK&C facts.)

Aethea: yelling down to Addic Well I hate him more than I like you
Castor: confused Was that you saying you absolutely hate ME, or that you just don't really like HIM?
Aethea: grins, playinhg with her mole and ignoring the Macarena-ing frog Wouldn't you like to know.
Corrin: is contemplating making the mole dance now too

(Um no.)
Addic: UM…I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW PLEASE!

Aethea: picks up a rock, turns it into a goldfish and turns to Castor This goldfish is you, okay? *throws it after Addic
Castor:
that's not an answer…

Addic: swimming next to the turtle CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS BLOOD! IT"S KIND OF HARD TO SWIM THROUGH! gets hit with the gold fish/rock HEY!

Aethea: I can't. Corrin can't. Castor might be able to, if he wanted, if he had a couple extra braincells.
Castor: HEY!
Aeteha: Well you could just spellspeak a bunc-
Castor: NO. One, I'd probably lose hold of everyone and they'd ALL fall in there. Probably on TOP of Addic, and that would REALLY help him. Two, I'd get in big trouble. Three, I don't like you and probably would have said no anyways.
Corrin: Why is everyone just saying no to be difficult?
Castor: It's FUN.

Nori: sighs and falls off the turtle, spreading his invisible wings before he hits the blood while grabbing Addic. YOU ALL SUCK!

Addic: yay! looks down at the blood dripping off of him eww.

Nori: nasty… where does all that come from anyways??

Corrin: frowns That's unfair. I get how Aethea was completely unhelpful, and Castor just kinda did nothing.
Corrin: But my stardust does illusions. So unless you wanted to think Addic was floating in the sky or Aethea's face was a lamp, I couldn't do anything.
Aethea's face is now a lamp
Aethea: cannot see her face but knows Corrin did something What did you do this time?
Castor: dying of laughter

Nori: Shakes his head while flying back up to the turtle.

Corrin: It came from all the dead people ever.
Aethea: Which now includes you! Hurray!
Castor: dying of laughter The lamp… is talking….
Aethea: What lamp?
Corrin: ignores Aethea and Castor So it's your blood and Addic's blood uhhhh and that Hitler person's blood and the blood of anyone and everyone you've ever known who died.

Nori: drops Addic immediately