forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Addic: Pulls out a tiny top hat for Salivester

Corrin: I can hear the sweet sound of screaming potatoes…
Aethea: WE NEED SOME
Corrin: Goodbye. You explain everything. I will come back with food. walks away
Corrin: Almost forgot. Uhhh… moves Nori about three feet to the left Okay, stay there. Goodbye. walks away agin
Aeteha: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEASANTS!

Nori: confused
Nurunuru: Sounds pleasant! Do continue, lady Aethea

Addic: sarcastically bows My Queen, what is it that you require of my ever humble self. looks at Nori and bursts out laughing

Nori: what is going on??!

Aeteha: to Nori He did that so you would be at the right distance so the illusion would still hold on your wings.
Aethea: to Addic Shut up.
Aethea: I can turn YOU into a frog.
Aethea: NOW. WE ARE IN CRIMSON'S SETOR NOW, AT TEH BAZAAR, AND THERE ARE RULES. YOU DO NOT GO ANYWHERE THAT SAYS LEGACIES ONLY. YOU WILL END UP BURNING TO A CRISP AND THAT WOULD JUST BE A WASTE OF TIME. YOU DO NOT BUY ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT ALARM CLOCKS. WE GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL. COME ON.
Corrin: comes back with a bucket full of potatoes that are squealing quite loudly These potatoes are awesome! They sound so much better than the last batch did.

Addic: no… alarm clocks? why?

Nurunuru: Splendid! Am I able to purchase a cuckoo clock?
Nori: Can I buy stuff pleaseee

Aethea: You can buy stuff if you know what it does.
Aeteha: Raise your hand if you know what an alarm clock is and does!
Corrin: raises hand with potato

Addic: what are we even so post to pay with? we left everything when we died.

Nori: we could just steal it
Nurunuru: claps hands Oh, Noriaki, you little scamp!

Corrin: Your memories. Memories that aren't yours are stored in yoru pendant, and when you pay for something, that memory is transferred to the other person's pendant.
Aethea: And don't ask how it works. I have no clue. Now, I notice nobody is raising a hand.
Corrin: to Nori Yes, stealing is fun.

Addic: I don't know what it is… I agree with Nori, lets steal one so that we can find out.

Nori: grins Alarm clock! Alarm clock!
Nurunuru: What a terrible idea!

Aethea: They're alarm clocks. They're clock with little legs that don't botehr you until they hit the time you set. Then they run up behind you, wherever on earth you may be, and yell BOO! before running away cackling.
Aethea: Stalker clocks.
Corrin: Does anyone want a squealing potato?

Addic:… I'll take a potato.

Corrin: tosses Addic a potato before munching on one himself
The sweet sound of screaming potatoes fills the air

Nori: hell yeah I do
Nurunuru: I also wish to partake in this strange object. I have not tasted anything in such a long time!

Addic: munches on potato this is a very good potato.
Potato: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Corrin: tosses a potato each to Nori and Nurunuru
Corrin: Of course they're good potatoes. They're Unterworld potatoes. And they're Robyn's potatoes. SHe grows the best potatoes in the whole of the Unterworld.
Aethea: eats potat
Screaming potato noises

Nori: bites potato and smiles at the screams Zamnnn she's spicy
Nurunuru: You make no sense! eats the potat whole

Corrin: I have a whole other bucket if anyone wants more.
Aethea: inching towards bucket
Corrin: sighs Why do I feel like you're going to run away with the whole bucket?

Nori: also inches toward the bucket, nodding at Aethea

Aethea: grabs the bucket and runs away into the crowd, reappearing and shoving a dozen potatoes at Nori before running away again
Corrin: I could have just given you potatoes why-

Addic: carving a little peace of potato out for Salivester then holding out here, try this little guy.