forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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((YOOO TROMBONES???)
(and ya i literally do not know anything about Raef ahaha :')

Nori: lightly nudges aethea. DRAGON GOLD!! DRAGON GOLD!!

(hehe trombones)
(if you saw my soup cult then you know by now that castor is indeed a silvertongue. like leo but far less pleasant and nice. basically, you offend him (castor not leo!) or piss him off or smn, he use silvertongue and tell you to go steal a trombone.)
(bottom line, raef is a half-breed legacy (half legacy, half banshee) and because he's a demon/banshee legacy, he automatically became the dekromak of all the banshees because he has stardust in his veins aha)
(speaking of stardust, corrin's overdue for a near-death experience….. >:)

Aethea: Exactly! Dragon gold! And cursed items that will come in VERY USEFUL tell me where it is-
Corrin: No. One, I wouldn't trust you with it. Two, it's the reason I died and so did Castor and you're going to want to use it and THAT'S going to go well.
Corrin: The last time someone tried that, he… Oh gods. TIME. How long has it been since three days ago?
Aethea: Well THERE'S a stupid question. Three days ago was three days ago.
Corrin: Yup. I'm dead. turns to Nori Can you hover, on your wings? Or just fly incredibly slow?

(prolong. i like torturing my characters. i have four minutes.)

Castor: turns to Addic Come out where I can see you and hear you. I just want to talk.
Castor: Like what that lying stinking traitor has been doing with his time. HOPEFULLY not getting the-
Corrin: unweaves the illusions I DIED! BEFORE YOU DID! How does that- IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE LAZY ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT! Ow, my head. weave sthe illusion again, but this time only around himself

(bold is spellspeak)

(good to know)

Addic: Rases hand

Castor: Yes?
Castor: If he got anything else from other jobs, HALF OF IT IS MINE.
Corrin: reappears THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS NO
Castor: You DIED and came back and left me to rot in jail
Corrin: If I was you and you were me in that situation, would you really hve gone back and turned yourself in?
Castor:
Corrin: I thought so. disappears again

(goodbye, my friend. i must leave this world now. for on the morrow is boba fett, and he is awesome.)

(Good bye!)

Addic: to corrin you were in jail?! That is awesome! how long was your time?
Addic: to castor how did you do that?

Corrin: I wasn't. He was.
Castor: He should have been. Mine was the rest of my LIFE, because APPARENTLY if you steal Terror's claw from Solstice, that's the punishment.
Aethea: Oh, apparently when you steal a piece of the living embodiment of the world's worst fears from the SUN, that's what happens. You know, I never would have guessed.
Castor: grins I know. Completely unreasonable.
Castor: to Addic What, how do I do this? turns to Aethea Do a handstand.
Aethea: Does a very wobbly handstand
Castor: Yeah, that's stardust. Basically, I have stardust in me! Yay me! Which means that-
Corrin: Before you make it sound like you having a teaspoon of stardust in you is amazing and makes you super-powerful or something, let me remind you that Aethea and I have enough in our veins that we could probably set all of Australia on fire with it.
Corrin: And still have enough left over to start on Europe.

Nori: raised a hand. I have wings and I can make bird noises and occasionally I can see really far.

Aethea: I turn things into frogs. And moles. And piranhas.
Castor: I have the world's biggest collection of trombones.
Aethea: Why…?
Castor: I didn't steal them. I made other people do it.
Castor: to Nori and Addic What Fergo-Corrin-whoever said sounds really impressive, but they only have about, what, 2 gallons of stardust put together?
Corrin: But it is still enough to set Australia on fire and start on Europe.
Corrin: Oh wait.
Castor: What now, are you going to say you did your math wrong and can do Australia, Russia and part of Europe?
Aethea: Nope. He's realizing how close he is to dying right now.
Castor: And is that bad? Or good?
Corrin: It will be very painful, taht's what it is.

(thank you, tired brain. i first posted with nori and addic written as norric and adi, i wrote trombones as paper clips because french and i wrote castor as beaver also because french. why i name done of my characters beaver will never cease to mystify me.)

(:0)

Nori: raises an eyebrow. I would love to see these trombones. And the stardust. And holy hell, you’re dying??

Aethea: Yes.
Corrin: Yeah. So is everyone else on the face of this earth who is alive at this moment.
Castor: vaguely disappointed You're not dying?
Corrin: I am. In that annoying way that Legacies have of somehow managing to be killing ourselves for all of our lives unless we do something about it.
Castor: That makes no sense. You're killing yourself unless you intervene?
Corrin: UNCONSCIOUSLY killing myself. But yes.
Corrin: And then when we DO intervene with it, IT HURTS. A LOT.
Corrin: And to think that it could all be avoided if I only had one heart-

Nori: taps his fingers on the turtle. I can rip it out for you. Or intervene myself. Just… unconsciously killing yourself doesn’t sound super fun