forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Corrin: It's an ocean of blood! Where did you think it came from?

(correct answer: my nose. my nose can be niagara falls for a living.)

Addic: wh…splash . starts swimming, trying to beat the turtle to the other side. Do you know how dense this is?

Nori: shivers and sits down. Lets… lets talk about something else.

Castor: Sure! Like how funny Aethea looks as a lamp!
Aethea: Say what now? I am not a lamp! See my hands?
Castor: Try touching your nose.
Aethea: flails hands around, smacks the lampshade CORRIN. IF MY FACE IS A LAMP IN THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO SUMMON A MIRROR, YOU ARE DEAD.
Corrin: Okay. turns her face into a toaster instead

Nori: laughs hysterically oh my goddd!

Addic: slowly beating the turtle

Aethea's face is no longer anything out of the ordinary
Aethea: picks up a bunch more rocks, makes an assortment of snails, newts and geckoes and walks around placing them on random people's heads
Castor: Why. Just why.
Aethea: puts a mole on his head
Castor: NYEEEEEEEE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Aethea: walks over and drops one down on Addic's head, then puts a slug on Nori's head and a frog on Corrin's head and walks away

Nori :grins at the slug, petting it affectionately. Your name is now Nurunuru. Nurunuru will be respected.

Castor: panting, grabs the mole off his head and throws it at Nori YOU HAVE IT!
THE MOLE: terrified mole noises bc i haven't the foggiest what a mole sounds like
Aethea: without turning around, turns the mole into a pufferfish
Corrin: leaves the frog on his head
The frog: bows to Nururnuru and says Hello. My name is Phil.
Aethea: is trying to put a ferret on top of a tall soul in a top hat. it is not going well.

Nurunuru: bowing Good afternoon. I am called Nurunuru
Nori: AAAAHHH!!!
The pufferfish: gasping

Corrin: IT TALKED!
Castor: And it wasn't you?
Corrin: Nope, I was making Phil talk.
Castor: IT TALKED?!
Aeteha: turns the pufferfish into a raven
Corrin: eyes it Uhhh… please turn it back. Make it a duck! Make it a cobra!
Aethea: makes anotehr duck, but leaves the raven a raven
Castor: How are you even doing this? You're turning Hsoyw into a walking zoo!

Nurunuru: Still on Nori's head Bakage teru, Noriaki
Nori: holding the raven on his finger. …why is it talking…

Aethea: reaches up, turns Corrin's frog into a raven
Corrin: Please say that's a duck on my head.
Castor: …But would you believe me?
Corrin: takes the raven off his head, holds it at arm's length and weaves the illusion that it is a duck, and puts on his glasses
Castor: Now it's a duck.
Corrin: No, it's not. It looks like that because otherwise… Never mind. That requires more explaining, and I hate explaining things. Forget I said anything.
Aethea: makes anotehr raven to drop the ferret onto the soul's hat
Corrin: Gods there's so many now…

Addic: looks up to a salamander landing on his head Hello, Your name in now Salivester.

Castor: to Aethea And WHY do we all have animals on our heads?
Aethea: shrugs I wanted to. And you're scared of moles and I had a mole so I put one on your head. Simple enough. Same with Corrin but with the raven.
Corrin: Yeah, but I'm not scared of ravens.
Aethea: If I put a gold band around their legs?
Corrin: I- That's different. It probably wouldn't even be a raven then.
Aethea: But you'd be scared of it?
Corrin: Not scared. It would still be a raven and not a Messenger, so no.
Aethea: Blah, you're no fun. sticks a gold band on the raven's leg anyway and shove sit in Corrin's face Hold this.
Castor: confused Does anyone else know what they're talking about?

Nori: nope!
Nurunuru: Not at all
Nori's Raven: Squawks

Addic: unable to hear what is going on 'cus of the blood in his ears DID YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S RAINING SALAMANDERS?

Aethea: yelling down YES. I MAKE IT RAIN SALAMANDERS. throws down a ferret
Castor: …And that thing still talks. This is the weirdest day of my life. DEath. My death, my life, my existence. Same thing.
Corrin: throws a ferret at Aethea
Phil the former frog: to Nurunuru Can the salamander speak?

Addic: who has made it to the other side and is ringing the blood out of his clothes Stop throwing animals at me!

Nurunuru: I am a wandering soul that inhabited the feeble form of this earth-creature. So, most likely not
Nori:…

Aethea: walks up to Nurunuru, picks him up and turns him into a full-size orangutan. then sets him back on Nori's head
Aethea: Now you can rip off someone's head with the amount of force it would take me to pull off the head of a dandelion!
Castor: WHYYYYYY
Corrin: tosses a ferret in the water, watches a serpent surface and jumps off Hsoyw, walks along the serpent and lands on the other side
Corrin: I'M NOT DEAD. I did NOT think that would work.
Aethea: throws a mole down at Corrin

Addic: playing with Salivester Oh hey, glad you to make it.

Nori: screams
Nurunuru: how spendid!! I have appendices.!

Corrin: is hit in teh face with teh mole
Aethea: makes two ravens, grabs their legs and jumps, forcing them to fly her down
Castor: Imma just be a NORMAL PERSON and actually WAIT UNTIL THE TURTLE STOPS
Aethea: Bo-ring!

Nurunuru: grabs Nori and swings him over to the other side. Here we are, sir Noriaki
Nori: gasping in pain