forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Corrin: I can summon one when it won't maybe make us fall to our deaths?
Corrin: Or just our inconvenience, for Addic and Nori.
Aethea: Cows are weirdly spotty.
Corrin: THAT'S LIKE THE NUMBER ONE POINT OF COWS!

Addic: no, milk is.

Corrin: BUT ASIDE FROM MILK. If you ask someone to describe a cow, milk has nothing to do with it. They'd say: It has spots.
Aethea: So you eat cows with cookies?

Addic:… sometimes.

Aethea: You'd need a big cookie then.

Addic: not nessirseroly. I depends on how you prepare the cow.

Aethea: But big cookies are still better.

Addic: yes.

Aethea: So bigger cookies need bigger cows on them?
Corrin: is ignoring them and trying to find his bones

Addic: no, you kill the cow and prepare it's meat and then you eat a cookie with the cow's meat.

Aethea: So what does milk have to do with cookies?

Addic: you dip the cookies into the milk.

Aethea: Oh.
Aethea: PEASANTS, WE NEED TO GO TO CORRIN'S TRAIN. NOW.
Aethea: AND FIND HIS COOKIE RECIPE. AND EAT THE COOKIES.
Aethea: And then curse people with the dragon skull, but we can eat the cookies first.

Addic: YES!

Corrin: I love how you're talking about my train like you can just go there whenever.
Aeteha: It's just a train! How hard can it be?
Corrin: First off, NO. NOT just a train. She's an amazing piece of A-
Aethea: She?
Corrin: LIKE I WAS SAYING, a piece of AI. Kind of. Tech and stardust and spellspeak in a train. Second, she's awesome, and so is awesomely protected. KIf you tried using your pendant to teleport there now, you'd be incinerated.
Aethea: FOR A TRAIN?!

Addic: then you take us there, it was your idea

Corrin: Yeah, I know. But I have to give all of your pendants permission to be there, which takes time. I have to go on ahead and disable the motion sensor-triggered stuff, which takes time. We have to get out of this elevator, which takes time WHY IS THE RIDE SO LONG?!
Aeteha: …You have defenses to incinerate anyone who tries to come into your train unallowed… and then you have motion sensors that probably also recognize who's allowed and isn't, that probably triggers other defenses. What's next, knives coming out of certain points in the wall? Random trapdoors? Chain reactions that end with someone dangling off a pit?
Corrin: Yes, yes, no. I have to disable those as well.
Aethea: It's a TRAIN. JUST A TRAIN! WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THAT STUFF ON IT?

Addic: is trying to make the elevator move faster

Aethea: pulls a rock out of her pocket and makes a snake
Aethea: ties the snake in a bow, makes another snake, and puts the first snake as a bow tie for the second snake
Corrin: Why.

Nori: Is just contently watching this, utterly confused
Nurunuru: occasionally exclaims in joy

Corrin: SO. All in favour of going to see the world's most amazing AI train, say "Aye"!
Aethea: Aye! Aye! I aye!

Addic: Aye!

Nori: Aye Aye, captain
Nurunuru: eyes!

Corrin: Yay! You'll have to give me access to change your pendant's information, because the automatic thing is nobody except the people I say are allowed near my train. So, if I don't do this, you get incinerated. Just say, out loud, to nobody in particular, that the information about to be changed is accurate and authorized.
Aethea: And yes, the pendant can hear you and does hear you even when you don't directly command it.

Nori: zamnnn
Nurunuru: raises a hand doth I need to partake in this said ritual as well?