forum To death. (temporarily closed)
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Corrin: Now nobody move because I have no idea how long Riley's been here, kor if she even is here. Donnie might be mad, and also I still have traps to disable
Aethea: I see none, and that is disconcerting.
Corrin: walks over, and kicks at the ground
Aethea: If there are TRAPS THERE, should you mayeb be a bit more careful?
Corrin: bends down, pulls out a wire and sticks it into a nearby tree Done one… sveen more to go!
Aethea: SEVEN?!

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Nori: terrified look at the huge train
Nurunuru: giggles what a large locomotive!! Perhaps the riley I know is here…

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Corrin: sticks a wire into a rabbit burrow And done! You can come on now! Uh, she'd probably prefer it if you addressed her as Donnie and not the train or train… And I highly doubt you know Riley.

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Nori: Slowly approaching said train H-hey… Donnie…
Nurunuru: laughing again I know many people!! Did you know I closely know abraham Lincoln?? What a terrible poker cheat!

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Corrin: I KNOW him. Now. He's kind of annoying.
Corrin: Well, his ghost, buyt close enough.
Aethea: to Donnie Can I come aboard?
Corrin: Oh! Right. Uh, Donnie, these are mhy friends. You should probably not kill them.

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Nori: Please dont I… I have a family. And kids!
Nurunuru: Giggles You are quite beautiful, Donnie! I wish I looked like you!

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Corrin: Yes, you're already dead. But Aethea isn't, and neither am I. And you can still feel pain and FEEL like you're dying. Um, Donnie, is Riley here? Okay. Introduce yourselves before coming in, and don't touch the many hundreds of candles. They aren't mine, they're Riley's.
Aethea: whispering to Addic They're normally not this big…
Corrin: walking in
Aethea: to Donnie Hi, I'm Aethea. Corrin's cousin. You're a very nice train! walks in
Aethea: WHO PUT THIS CANDLE RIGHT UNDER MY FOOT?!

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Nori: hey. I’m Harry styles. waltzes around candles
Nurunuru: I am Nurunuru! And I have been both a slug and an orangutan!

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Aethea: WHO PUTS A CAMPFIRE ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST ROOM YOU WALK INT- Ooh, marshmallows! Never mind!
Corrin: You probably shouldn't touch those either…
Aethea: grabs a marshmallow, spears it with a stick she made from a rock and starts roasting it Want one?

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Nori: raises hand. I do!!
Nurunuru: I too want the human-food sugar clump!!

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Aethea: hands Nori a marshmallow and a stick
Corrin: This is a bad idea. Keep doing it. I wanna see how much Riley knows about what's happening from the fires.

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Nori: graciously takes it and starts roasting it over the fire

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The speaker on the wall is suddenly visible, and a voice yells: ATTENTION, HUMAN IN CAR 4; DO NOT TOUCH MY FIRES. OR MY MARSHMALLOWS. YOU NOW OWE ME A LIFE AND A DUCK. YOU TOO, LEGACY.
Aeteha: pauses eating the marshmallow I what now?
Corrin: That's Riley.
Riley: Oh, hi Corrin. IF YOU CANNOT GIVE ME A LIFE OR A DUCK, YOU WILL HAVE TO EARN THEM. AND THERE WILL BE HOSTAGES TO MAK EIT MORE FUN.
Aeteha: HOSTAGES? I only ate a marshmallow!
Corrin: Donnie, enable speakers and microphone to car 32. Riley, explain the hostages so they don't get unnecessarily worried, scared or anything else.
Riley: You're no fun.

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Nori: continues roasting. pshh, I’ve got plenty of lives and ducks. Really.

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Aethea: Do you want a natural duck or a duck made from a rock?
Riley: The kind of duck that walks around on rainy days and doesn't have to turn back into things.
Aethea: Death.
Aethea: And about the life…. Can I give it to you later? Once I die?
Riley: No. If you cannot hand it to me right now, you must do the equivalent of that. With hostages, because I do enjoy killing them.
Corrin: Explain what the hostages ARE.
Riley: The hostages are your cookies. The literal most delicious thing on earth. It's made to taste like your favourite food, cooked the best way possible, then turned into a cookie and becoming perfection. If you lose, I eat your cookie.
Aethea: raises hand Can I eat his cookie if he loses?
Riley: No. You also have a hostage waiting for me to eat it.
Aethea: This is unfair.

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Riley: No. You didn't disturb my fires.
Riley: Well, you do, but I don't get to kill it.
Aethea: Goodbye. I'm going to get a duck. disappears

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Nori: shrugs. you’re making no sense, thus, I shall stop listening
Nurunuru: Rileyy! Do I know youu??

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Riley: to Nurunuru If you aren't a thief, human, dead person who works at the bazaar or RAef, then I don't know you.
Riley: to Nori Then here. You disturbed my fires and wasted one of my marshmallows. You now have to pay me back with a duck and a life. If you can't give me one or both of those right now, you have to do the equivalent by winning at a game. Your cookie is being held hostage until you pay me.
Corrin: Game? Oh come on! That one? You spend too much time with Castor.
Riley: Yes, that one. So you have to play too.
Corrin: sighs Fine. to Nori How good are you at aiming with knives?

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Corrin: No. Because then Nori can't play, because once someone plays it and everyone else sees it, everyone knows how to beat it.
Aethea: comes back, holding a duck by the legs I found a duck!
Riley: Now you only have to give me a life!