Corrin: to Nurunuru I have no idea. You don't have a pendant, but you're not dead or from the Unterworld…
Aethea: You went into the form of the slug/rock that I made, anyways, so if you die you'll just… turn back into a rock. A talking rock.
Corrin: to Nori Just say it and get on with it.
Aethea: Elder Peasant knows what he's doing and is allowed to modify any information that needs changing on my pendant. pendant glows faintly
Aethea: Oh look! It recognizes you as Elder Peasant now!
Corrin: Great. grabs Aethea's pendant and fingers fly across it, much like someone typing or swiping on a phone
There is a ding
Corrin: Done. Next.
Addic: thrusts his into Corrin's hands
Aethea: No, silly! You've gotta say the words. Otherwise he can't do anything and you'll be incinerated when we get there!
Nori: The Elder peasant or whatever has permission to change whatever the hell he sees fit to this dumb thing, and my outfit. Smirk
Nurunuru: claps hands I shall say it too! Oh, sweet dear Peasant who is eldest, I hereby decree you to be of the noblest authority, having the almighty permission to bend the rules to your disposal!
(Yooo I just realized Nurunuru is exactly like Kitty in the BBC show ghosts lmaoo)
(Yall need to watch it if you havent)
Corrin: Stop calling me Elder Peasant. I mean, sure, I'll be Elder Peasant or whatever. But stop calling me that. If I respond to it enough times, to enough different people-
Aethea: It'll show up under "NAMES' on his pendant! And he'll be Elder Peasant forever!
Corrin: Yeah. And if I die enough times in a row, and it still says Elder Peasant,
Aethea: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. DO UT ALREADY SO WE CAN GO SEE THE TRAIN!
Corrin: sighs, grabs Nori's pendant and starts entering code Woah. I am NOT used to seeing this many places you're not allowed to go… Oh, look, you live in Africa now. Must be Ashvin's year to claim the souls.
Corrin: There. Done. And I don't care about your outfit, but you can be a lamp. muttering spellspeak, and Nori is a lamp
Nori: snickers sure, Elder peasant
Nori: yeah, I’m not welcome a lot of places. Africa huh? Nice
Nurunuru: oh he is a lamp now!! How hilarious!
Nori: …what
Corrin: It's not you, just the fact that you're dead. And a human. Three of those places are mine, or at least I'm the one who said nobody's allowed there.
Aethea: Yes, you're a lamp. And wait- Does that mean you have another train?
Corrin: Another one? No, I just merged two into one train.
Aethea: That kind of makes sense, but… why?
Corrin: shrugs Donnie liked it, so… Plus, more space!
Aethea: And Donnie is… the train?
Corrin: She doesn't respond to anything but the name on her side, and no way was I calling her MacDonald Express. So she's Donnie.
Nori: shrugs technically im a mutant, but yeah. Makes sense.
Nori: woahhh… can I like, grant wishes now??
Corrin: No, you cannot grant wishes. You just look like a lamp right now. Except to yourself, so you think you look normal but you're a lamp.
Corrin: Why, I have no idea.
Nori: Thats stupid. You have a problem with lamps
Nurunuru: Ooh! Grand elder peasant! Am I able to appear as a lamp to these other lowly beings??
Corrin: Lamps, toasters, useless household appliances. I do not have a problem with them. I just enjoy turning things into them.
Corrin: spellspeak, and Nurunuru is a toaster
Corrin: You can be a toaster. Less useful. Smaller. More annoying.
Nurunuru: laughs Oh how enjoyable! giggles Does anyone have any bread?
Nori: naw I think thats a problem, my guy
Corrin: I've turned, like, three things into a lamp or toaster today. WHy are we not addressing Aethea's problem with making small animals? She's made enough to fill a zoo today!
Aethea: looks up from trying to get a bunch of frogs to play leapfrog, having abandoned playing with the snakes Huh?
Nori is no longer a lamp
Corrin: There. Oh, maybe Riley'll be there when we go!
Aethea: I like Riley.
Nori: who's riley??
Nurunuru: Ooh! I love Riley!!
Corrin: Riley is my… what? Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-something-greats-grand-niece? I don't even know.
Corrin: And she lives. In my train. Sometimes. Don't ask why, it's complicated and involves people and places you're not allowed to know about.
Aethea: And she needed somewhere where there wouldn't be people running into her random campfires and candles and torches all the time.
Corrin: That too.
Aethea: has tied up the frogs with the snakes and is now stacking snails on top of each other
Corrin: Now can we address Aethea's problem with making animals?
Addic: caressing Salivester I don't see a problem.
Aethea: Yes, thank you, Addic.
Aethea: By the way, he'll turn into a rock in two hours.
Addic: looks at Salivester, and takes the little hat. well then.
Elevator: comes to a stop and opens
Addic: throws the hatless Salivester
Corrin: to Addic Okay, I''ll just do your pendant, then we can go see Donnie. And probably Riley too.
Corrin: Actually say the words this time please. Anything about me doing stuff, and being allowed to do it and change the information.
Aethea: Call him Elder Peasant!
Addic: holds out pendant Here, do what you need to do…er, I give you permission Elder Peasant.
Corrin: THANK YOU. grabs Addic's pendant and starts entering code Oh, look, you also live in Africa. Do they do it by month or year?
Aethea: Year.
Corrin: Huh. So if you died last year, you would have lived in Antarctica. Okay, done.
Aethea: NOW WE TELEPORT TO THE TRAIN?!
Corrin: Yes. Think the word "train" really hard in your head, either Aethea or I will grab your pendants, and we will leave this pile of bones.
Aethea: That includes you.
Corrin: A former me, who is still a pile of bones. So it's accurate.
Addic: train, Train, TRAIN!
Nori: balls. WAIT NO, TRAIN
Corrin: grabs Nori's pendant
Aethea: traintraintraintrainnnnnnnnnnnnn
Corrin: donnie the train my train train
THey are no longer in Europe. or anhywhere, really
Corrin: looks around Yep, this is it. Welcome to my train, everyone!
Aethea: … What train?
Corrin: Turn around.
Aeteha: turns around THAT IS A HUGE TRAIN
