Robert Smith
Male
Tries to get people to call him "The Crusher" but it never really sticks, Wannabe Supervillain, Hammer Guy,
Sorta Villain
24
Brown
Moustache
Slicks his hair with gel
Mousy fair
5'6
Slightly crooked nose from being punched in the face so many times, two freckles beneath his left eye that look like those tear drop tattoos gang members get
Altogether rather unimpressive
Tanned
Caucasian
He has a pretty good vocabulary... honestly that's about it
Tends to get uncomfortable very easily, his eyes dart around the room easily as he looks for people's reaction to him, twirls his moustache, does the Mr Burns "excellent" hand gesture a lot
To be taken seriously as a supervillain, to take over the world
Deeply insecure, his moustache generally throws people off, generally rather unscary, pretty useless when it comes to combat
Doesn't like 'heroes' by default because he's a "supervillain"
Jazzercise, taking selfies with his green juice, creating evil plans
Never was the heroic type so he became a villain, a pretty shit villain but he tries.
Dropped out of high school
Had such a mediocre childhood that he decided to become a hero to feel impressive, realizing that being a hero takes too much effort he became a villain. He constantly tried to take over the world and became more of a annoying little to the government rather than public enemy number 1.
24th of December
Corn dogs
Koala bears
His hammer
His hammer
Fuchsia
Villain
Villainy if that counts