forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"No! Duskie! stop trying to murder the science experiment!"

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

(So, I went to this summer camp, and to be the table cleaner (who'd want to?) you had to think up the best pickup line for your counselor)

"Hey baby, are you Little Cesears, 'cause you're hot and I'm ready."
-Jalajah

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

Were they talking about an Erlenmeyer flask by chance?

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

Were they talking about an Erlenmeyer flask by chance?

YES

I hate that I got it…. I mean, it is like a beaker, but with curves.

I hate that I got it…. I mean, it is like a beaker, but with curves.

exactly!

The sexy one

• AP means advanced procrastination

MOOD

• AP means advanced procrastination

MOOD

i too can relate

"I put the 'pro' in 'procrastination!'" Me

I’ve legit said that to a teacher before and they just started laughing

In band we were playing this one song really well and my band teacher just randomly yells out "WHOOOHOO!"

"Oh hiiiiiii, USA…." Me to my friend like every time I see her

"Oh hiiiiiii, USA…." Me to my friend like every time I see her

I UNDERSTOOD tHAT ReFERENCe

Also in 6-8th grades I had a teacher who would play Pink Floyd during tests and exams, and every friday would show us a weird YouTube video like the Cheesesteak Shuffle, or the Jurassic Park laugh remix, or the Chinese Food song, or the Strawberry Jammin' song.

"Grabs all of the percusionist's hips" says my friend as she proceeds to grab me and my then crush's hips aggressively

My history teacher was talking about the federilists papers and i just screamed "JOHN JAY GOT SICK AFTER WRITING 5, JAMES MADDISON WROTE 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!"

YES HAMILTON

YEAH!

my friend luke and i just sat in history one time singing Aaron burr sir for the whole class.

yeah.. ive done that before……..

after people have said the Pledge Of Allegiance (it's a weird American thing)
"God save the Queen!"
-Me. Yes, I did actually say that after we said the Pledge.

"Don't make me sell my phone for weed!"
-some random kid in the hallway

My friend after, like always, I start yelling
Friend: "TAKE A CHILL PILL!!"
Me: "NO!! I DON'T DO DRUGS!!!"

"ITS NOT SYMMETRICAL BITCH" - Me, this morning

"BRUH I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY OR SOMETHIN'"
-multiple people multiple times

"If you're a static character does it mean you have superpowers?" - Idiot friend of mine

"What's a vine?" - my uneducated friend

So we did this improv about manners for my homeschool group and my friend played the grandma

Me: HI OLD LADY!
Also me (walking off the stage ready for next skit): What moisterizer do you use?
Her: I use Olay Regenerist