tell me, have you ever been in the awk-wonky-donky situation of having a soul with no one to sell it too and to many skittles to count? well i have just the thing for you!
for the low low price of a(/any) soul, eternal servitude to our queen and every skittle you can get your grubby soup covered mits on, you can join our _cult kingdom today!

and a shoutout to our current members:

our patron @EldritchHorror-Davadio
the queen @Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(the shadow government @SoupQueen)
(and the commander @thecasual_hooman)
high judge, melodymancer AND ultimate chopstick champion @Serenity88
our attorney @CinnamonTheHouseplant
the amazing court jester @FRANKtheTritoposaur
the head moonlit hours @Phrog-King
yours truly as captain of the guards
my squire @HeidiHarperPerson
(possibly squire @kimiisgay_131218 ?)
the ghostly shapeshifting soup wizard lizard who _{lives in} guards our walls @the-void-phantasmic
the flavor wizard and local magic man @Cackla-the-Phantasma
Axel the keeper of cutlery
Our executioner @gay_corgi

this is an rp based on the soup chat, if anyone is missing plz tell me and i can add them.

(YOOOOO THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I COULDVE DONE)

Anyway clears throat
As it is Halloween where I am (and my time zones the only correct one) I shall be handing out pumpkin soup

(bows theatrically it was my honour)

And the souping begins!

throws bowl of pumpkin soup at you
go back out to the walls

Oh ok wings droop sadly as I phase thru the walls

NOOO I WASNT BEING MEAN I SWEAR I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING IN ORDER FOR THE HALLOWEEN CELEBRATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

narrows peepers slightly at the mess of skittles falling onto the floor
"Because its laffy taffy. We can stop giving you skittle offerings if ur that opposed to it-"

"'ey I know it kinda late but you fellas got any more of that pumpkin soup? I hunger after all this ✨fabulousing✨"
tries to flip hair but my hand gets stuck in the tangles
"ffffUCK"
falls over

sighs
First storage human containment unit, second fridge on the left.

trots around in human(ish) form bc I fucking CAN OK

Sometimes I miss the chicken chat cinematic universe man
Anyway can I have some soup I am thorsty

Yeah take whatever u want, the soup storage rooms are down the hall to your left. Serenity should be there eating all the pumpkin soup lmao

oh word?? thanks bro

C O N S U M E

Y'all I don't have a soup staff and I think that's a problem

blinks in confusion
do you mean… actual staff who made soup, a staff made of soup or a staff for making soup?

A staff made of SOUP BOWL WOOD with the gem at the top being SOUP

a wooden staff with the Power of Soup? it would take an immense amount of power and sacrifice to create such weapon…

ehem
GRANDPAAAAAAAA WE NEED UR ELDRITCH spooky word collection POWERS AGAIN

Aight kids, im off to find my last few ingredients for the Emo Soup! be back soon! Can someone find the Soup flavor wizard 'n tell 'em to give me hand with it when I get back?
darkens clothes, strikes a violent pose
moonwalks out bc im fabulous

poser, if u were really emo u would've disappeared into the bangs that cover your peeper

shuffles awkwardly in emo but I have a basic ass bob (strict hair code at school </3)

its ok ur excused bcs i feel ur pain, this only affects serenity :3

poser, if u were really emo u would've disappeared into the bangs that cover your peeper

bitch my hair is so long I think I get a pass, besides I plan to dye it a black – dark red gradient soon 😡 (no really my hair is halfway down my ass I need to trim like two inches off😭) besiiiiiiidessss, I was applying eyeliner as I moonwalked you just didnt see cause im a smooth criminal
kazoo
_{im not a poser I pwomise 🥺🤘}

hmmmmmmm, so what you're saying is… IT'S TIME FOR A QUEST?

ITS QUEST TIME YALL

QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k I got everything. I am ready to Soup the Emo Soup! who's gonna help me chant the Ten Emo Commandments over it? also this thing is sitting in my yard I think we should use it

Um YES! Cauldrons are best for making soup.