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@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves


NOTICEBOARD:

HELP WANTED!
VARIOUS JOBS IN URGENT NEED OF FILLING!
THESE INCLUDE:
  • Mage (must be clinically insane)
  • Musician
  • Soup Farmer (veggies are important guys)
  • Peasant to throw soup at (with consent)
  • Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (own land and make sure the soup kingdom thrives)
  • Economist
  • Errand runner
  • The Cold Duke Of The North (jokejoke)
  • Baker (i wanna dip bread in my soup)
  • Blacksmith (to make the cutlery [and if we go to war again])
  • Astrologer (certain soup tastes better during celestial events)
  • Soup Taster (mf i dont wanna get poisioned)
  • Advertiser (to gain more members)
  • Seamstress (soup coats. need i say more)
  • Executioner (OFF WITH THEIR HEADS-)

(if you have a job already, you can choose one of these if u would like, however try to save some of these for any newcomers. Max amount of jobs a person can have at a time is 2)

Sincerely, Your Queens :)


@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

(sibilant whispering from the shadows)
(I was summoned some time ago, but took my time gather soup-tainted cosmic power instead of skittle power… to make you this)
(a tall wizard staff, made of soup-bowl-wood, with beautiful patterns in the grain, appears. At the top, levitating nestled in a set of tangled branches, is a morphing, shape-changing can's-worth of soup, slightly glowing)
(The Soup Staff!)

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

YOOOO MY SOUP STAFF
waves staff happily
Thanks gramps :3
places some skittle soup at your altar

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@gay_corgi group

May I be the executioner?

Hell ye bro

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Serenity88 group

ok so if SoupStick Champion isnt a job, then I only have one job curretnly: the Soup Judge!
Im thinking of auditioning for Musician… idk man, I can only play Time of Your Life by Green Day and Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy on electric guitar😕 but I can learn cooler things and my guitar is super edgy🥺🤘. plus me an my bestie can duet random songs sometimes

@Cackla-the-Phantasma group


NOTICEBOARD:

HELP WANTED!
VARIOUS JOBS IN URGENT NEED OF FILLING!
THESE INCLUDE:
  • Mage (must be clinically insane)
  • Musician
  • Soup Farmer (veggies are important guys)
  • Peasant to throw soup at (with consent)
  • Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (own land and make sure the soup kingdom thrives)
  • Economist
  • Errand runner
  • The Cold Duke Of The North (jokejoke)
  • Baker (i wanna dip bread in my soup)
  • Blacksmith (to make the cutlery [and if we go to war again])
  • Astrologer (certain soup tastes better during celestial events)
  • Soup Taster (mf i dont wanna get poisioned)
  • Advertiser (to gain more members)
  • Seamstress (soup coats. need i say more)
  • Executioner (OFF WITH THEIR HEADS-)

(if you have a job already, you can choose one of these if u would like, however try to save some of these for any newcomers. Max amount of jobs a person can have at a time is 2)

Sincerely, Your Queens :)


Can I be Mage? I think I’m insane.