NOTICEBOARD:
HELP WANTED!
VARIOUS JOBS IN URGENT NEED OF FILLING!
THESE INCLUDE:
- Mage (must be clinically insane)
- Musician
- Soup Farmer (veggies are important guys)
- Peasant to throw soup at (with consent)
- Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (own land and make sure the soup kingdom thrives)
- Economist
- Errand runner
- The Cold Duke Of The North (jokejoke)
- Baker (i wanna dip bread in my soup)
- Blacksmith (to make the cutlery [and if we go to war again])
- Astrologer (certain soup tastes better during celestial events)
- Soup Taster (mf i dont wanna get poisioned)
- Advertiser (to gain more members)
- Seamstress (soup coats. need i say more)
- Executioner (OFF WITH THEIR HEADS-)
(if you have a job already, you can choose one of these if u would like, however try to save some of these for any newcomers. Max amount of jobs a person can have at a time is 2)
Sincerely, Your Queens :)
I have come out of the basement after exorcising the blood soup!
Feast! Feast! Feast!
sad pterodactyl noises
I already have two jobs😢
(sibilant whispering from the shadows)
(I was summoned some time ago, but took my time gather soup-tainted cosmic power instead of skittle power… to make you this)
(a tall wizard staff, made of soup-bowl-wood, with beautiful patterns in the grain, appears. At the top, levitating nestled in a set of tangled branches, is a morphing, shape-changing can's-worth of soup, slightly glowing)
(The Soup Staff!)
YOOOO MY SOUP STAFF
waves staff happily
Thanks gramps :3
places some skittle soup at your altar
sad pterodactyl noises
I already have two jobs😢
Nah hun, ur chopstick CHAMPION, that ain't a job lol
YOOOO MY SOUP STAFF
waves staff happily
Thanks gramps :3
places some skittle soup at your altar
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(wearelegallayrequiredtoinformthatbybuyinganyofourproductsyousurrenderyoureeteralsoulyouhavebeenwarnedbuyatyourownrisk)
May I be the executioner?
(consumes the skittle soup, smiling eldritchly at your joy over the soup staff)
(sees the ad)
(My name is Skittles, and I approve this message.)
(how does one SMILE eldritchly tho)
(how does one SMILE eldritchly tho)
(shhhhhhh, silence child, we do not question)
May I be the executioner?
Hell ye bro
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ok so if SoupStick Champion isnt a job, then I only have one job curretnly: the Soup Judge!
Im thinking of auditioning for Musician… idk man, I can only play Time of Your Life by Green Day and Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy on electric guitar😕 but I can learn cooler things and my guitar is super edgy🥺🤘. plus me an my bestie can duet random songs sometimes
NOTICEBOARD:
HELP WANTED!
VARIOUS JOBS IN URGENT NEED OF FILLING!
THESE INCLUDE:
- Mage (must be clinically insane)
- Musician
- Soup Farmer (veggies are important guys)
- Peasant to throw soup at (with consent)
- Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (own land and make sure the soup kingdom thrives)
- Economist
- Errand runner
- The Cold Duke Of The North (jokejoke)
- Baker (i wanna dip bread in my soup)
- Blacksmith (to make the cutlery [and if we go to war again])
- Astrologer (certain soup tastes better during celestial events)
- Soup Taster (mf i dont wanna get poisioned)
- Advertiser (to gain more members)
- Seamstress (soup coats. need i say more)
- Executioner (OFF WITH THEIR HEADS-)
(if you have a job already, you can choose one of these if u would like, however try to save some of these for any newcomers. Max amount of jobs a person can have at a time is 2)
Sincerely, Your Queens :)
Can I be Mage? I think I’m insane.
