hmmmmmmm, so what you're saying is… IT'S TIME FOR A QUEST?

ITS QUEST TIME YALL

QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k I got everything. I am ready to Soup the Emo Soup! who's gonna help me chant the Ten Emo Commandments over it? also this thing is sitting in my yard I think we should use it

Um YES! Cauldrons are best for making soup.

What’s edgier then witchcraft, go for it!

SOUP CAULDRON
I could make it levitate If I had a soup staff….can someone summon grandpa?

here are the Ten Commandments of Emo:

1. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living,
   nor walk this world alone
2. Thou shall close the goddamn door
3. Thou shall not let me be gone
4. Thou shall give me all your poison, pills,
   and hopeless hearts to make me ill
5. Thou shall say thank you for the
   memories
6. Thou shall have high, high hopes
   for a living
7. Thou shall carry on
8. Thou shall save my heavy dirty soul
9. Thou shall save rock and roll
10. Thou shall remove your hands from over your eyes for me

now ive got the soup started, we gotta chant the Commandments over it as it cooks!
Emo Radio on Pandora playing in the background

Chanting the first one Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

–nor walk this world alone. Thou shall close the damn door…

Thou shall not let me be gone

Thou shall give me all your poison, pills and hopeless hearts and make me ill…
I raise my arms over the soup as chanting gets louder, the Emo souls of the beyond joining us in ghostly chorus
the soup bubbles, the bass line from Dance Dance softly resonating from it's depths, mixing with bits and pieces of other classic Emo songs – the start of Lies by Evanescence, the chorus of Last Resort, the G note on piano…

Thou shall say thank you for the
memories Fog begins to rise from the cauldron as we circle it in an ever growing cult of soup and emos

Thou shall have high, high hopes for living…
our eyes are ringed with smudged guyliner, our hair grows choppy bangs as we chant

Thou shall carry on We all disappear into massive hoodies

Thou shall save my heavy dirty soul
I headbang to the rhythm of our chanting, the bangs in my eyes swinging

we're almost done! after we complete the chant we gotta let it brood in a dark corner for a while

Thou shall save rock and roll Rock and roll music begins to play, VERY loudly

shadows swirl around us and the cauldron. the music is a jumble of lyrics, discordant guitar and drum solos, and clashing rhythms.
"Thou shall remove your hands from over your eyes for me!"
the music dissipates, leaving only a chorus of teenage voices saying, 'no mom, its not just a phase!' the shadowy fog also fades away, leaving only a dark soup, black like my soul with a hint of red, edginess radiating from it like a vibrating loudspeaker

We've done it! we made the Emo Soup! We gotta leave it in a quiet corner now to brood.
leans in to listen to the soup
ahhh yes, I can hear the sound of I Write Sins Not Tragedies and Welcome to the Black Parade 🤩🤘

Yes! The most soul shatteringly delicious soup in all the lands! Now we can reach peak emo…

hey since ur user is gay corgi can I call u fruity dawg?

hey since ur user is gay corgi can I call u fruity dawg?

um YES that's awesome!!!!

🥰

THE SOUP KINGDOM PREVAILS