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Started by @IcarusFightsTheSun book
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@Serenity88 group

here are the Ten Commandments of Emo:

  1. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living,
    nor walk this world alone
  2. Thou shall close the goddamn door
  3. Thou shall not let me be gone
  4. Thou shall give me all your poison, pills,
    and hopeless hearts to make me ill
  5. Thou shall say thank you for the
    memories
  6. Thou shall have high, high hopes
    for a living
  7. Thou shall carry on
  8. Thou shall save my heavy dirty soul
  9. Thou shall save rock and roll
  10. Thou shall remove your hands from over your eyes for me

now ive got the soup started, we gotta chant the Commandments over it as it cooks!
Emo Radio on Pandora playing in the background

@Serenity88 group

Thou shall give me all your poison, pills and hopeless hearts and make me ill…
I raise my arms over the soup as chanting gets louder, the Emo souls of the beyond joining us in ghostly chorus
the soup bubbles, the bass line from Dance Dance softly resonating from it's depths, mixing with bits and pieces of other classic Emo songs – the start of Lies by Evanescence, the chorus of Last Resort, the G note on piano…

@Serenity88 group

shadows swirl around us and the cauldron. the music is a jumble of lyrics, discordant guitar and drum solos, and clashing rhythms.
"Thou shall remove your hands from over your eyes for me!"
the music dissipates, leaving only a chorus of teenage voices saying, 'no mom, its not just a phase!' the shadowy fog also fades away, leaving only a dark soup, black like my soul with a hint of red, edginess radiating from it like a vibrating loudspeaker

@Serenity88 group

We've done it! we made the Emo Soup! We gotta leave it in a quiet corner now to brood.
leans in to listen to the soup
ahhh yes, I can hear the sound of I Write Sins Not Tragedies and Welcome to the Black Parade 🤩🤘

@Elise_Is_Feeling_Very_Homosexual_Rn

NOTICEBOARD:

HELP WANTED!
VARIOUS JOBS IN URGENT NEED OF FILLING!
THESE INCLUDE:
  • Mage (must be clinically insane)
  • Musician
  • Soup Farmer (veggies are important guys)
  • Peasant to throw soup at (with consent)
  • Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (own land and make sure the soup kingdom thrives)
  • Economist
  • Errand runner
  • The Cold Duke Of The North (jokejoke)
  • Baker (i wanna dip bread in my soup)
  • Blacksmith (to make the cutlery [and if we go to war again])
  • Astrologer (certain soup tastes better during celestial events)
  • Soup Taster (mf i dont wanna get poisioned)
  • Advertiser (to gain more members)
  • Seamstress (soup coats. need i say more)
  • Executioner (OFF WITH THEIR HEADS-)

(if you have a job already, you can choose one of these if u would like, however try to save some of these for any newcomers. Max amount of jobs a person can have at a time is 2)

Sincerely, Your Queens :)

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

(sibilant whispering from the shadows)
(I was summoned some time ago, but took my time gather soup-tainted cosmic power instead of skittle power… to make you this)
(a tall wizard staff, made of soup-bowl-wood, with beautiful patterns in the grain, appears. At the top, levitating nestled in a set of tangled branches, is a morphing, shape-changing can's-worth of soup, slightly glowing)
(The Soup Staff!)

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

YOOOO MY SOUP STAFF
waves staff happily
Thanks gramps :3
places some skittle soup at your altar

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