forum I kidnapped a child to give to my son :D / Group rp w/ Iris Max & Swim

Started February 09, 2021 by @ElderGodSwimwithGamers group

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(Kye promised Serna he'd keep him safe, don't worry! :D)
In front of them now sat quite the large sized chocolate booze milkshake, dressed with whipped cream and cookie crumbs. Kye became giddy, getting on his knees to be a bit taller. He took the spoon placed in the cup, taking it and giving it to Blake to try.

Blake tried it carefully before a wide smile appeared on their face. “That’s good!” They said, smiling up at Kye.

Derlik smiled some as he watched.
"They've tried other alcohol," Derlik said, already dipping his finger towards his drink to make a drop float up. "Wanna try some vodka?" The god laughed some, resting his head on Kye's neck with a hum, his face flushing some. Perhaps he wouldn't need two drinks after all…

Kye let out a small sigh, giving his father's head a light pat. "Dad, you're drunk as hell," he said simply. He gave an apologetic smile to Blake before putting the spoon back and setting his dad's head gently on the table so he could get up. He stretched some, before taking Derlik's wallet from his pocket to pay. In cash of course. He then took the god's larger hands in his own. "Come on, we're going home now."

"Noooooo," Derlik said. He hadn't protested when Kye got up, but he didn't want to leave yet. "Ish-not time to gooooo… Only one drinks-so far!" The god giggled some, letting Kye pull at his hands a bit before shifting to get up. He looked at Kye with a lazy smile, then down to Blake.
"Awww…" the god said, voice soft, "Ish so smooooool…" Derlik giggled, moving to ruffle Blake's hair.

Blake tolerated Derlik messing with his hair, mostly amused by how the god was acting.

"Come on dad. Home. Now," Kye commanded, sounding more like the father figure than the person that was supposed to be the responsible adult. The boy placed a hand over his pocket in a protective manner. He knew what Derlik was like drunk, and usually needed to be babied in order to be kept in a good mood.

Derlik let out a soft whine when Kye hid Blake, standing then. He was a bit wobbly on his feet, but he still moved to pick Kye up.
"Fiiiineeeeeeeeeee… I'm driving." Derlik laughed some at his joke, his head coming back down to rest on Kye's shoulder. As long as he didn't feel like he was being looked down at, or someone was making fun of him, he was sober… enough, to not lose his shit.

"Dad, home," he said again, hoping Derlik didn't accidentally warp them into the middle of nowhere. Kye sighed, wanting to go home and just not do anything for the next little while.

"E.T., phone hooooome," Derlik slurred as he stepped out of the bar. He had a giggling fit at it, stumbling some in his heels. Still, just like Kye asked, he did warp them back to the forest. The god set Kye down, already moving to take his heels and jacket off.
"Mmm… letsh have a Hunt," Derlik mumbled, forgetting Kye had asked him to stop having them a good century ago. It'd always been hard to watch minor gods hunt down the gods being punished and the humans promised a better life if they lasted the twenty-four hours.

"Dad, no. You are not doing that. Go straight to bed or do something that won't hurt anyone for the love of the gods," he argued with an angry sigh. He turned to the forest, despite not seeing any of the minor gods coming closer just yet. "No, we are not doing hunts again, you hear?" he yelled towards the seemingly empty expanse of trees.

"Okaaaay…" Derlik cooed, moving to lay down on his boulder. There were audible grumbles of disappointment from some of the older gods who used to take part in the hunts, the crowd that had silently formed dispersing. Derlik let his face fall on the rock beneath him, mumbling nonsense.
"First soul… Mhm… not favrit, that's sonnieeeeeeeee…"

Kye looked at Derlik in complete confusion before rolling his eyes. At least the god had said he was his favorite. He then looked down at the human in his pocket. "Well, we're back," he hummed, moving to go take a seat underneath one of the trees. "Sorry that the outing was kinda short. Dad… gets drunk very easily."

Derlik stretched his arms out over his head, letting his hands hang off the boulder edge. He was still mumbling things, but he closed his eyes and seemed to be falling asleep. He sat up, then, looking over at Kye.
"I wanna fuck someone."

Kye was about to say something else to Blake, still keeping an eye on Derlik when he heard the exclamation. "Don't look at me then! Honestly you should stay there and get your rest rather than worry about… that," he said, knowing how to word things so Derlik couldn't find a loophole.

"I woudn have to worry if you helped me find someoneeeeeeeeee…" Derlik pointed out, still looking at Kye as he laid himself back down on the boulder, his leg up.
"Common Kyeeeee, ma wing maaaaaaaaaaaan…"

"Oh really? Why don't you ask Astral then? He likes to fuck around and you guys are already close," Kye responded, his voice entirely sarcastic. He then let his expression turn into a devilish smirk. "Dad… I'm only twelve. I don't know these things you're talking about," he said cutely, pouting. He really knew how to act the part when he wanted to.

"Astrals a tooop though, and an ass…" Derlik giggled some, then tilted his head back and belted out in laughter. "Ass! Ass-tral!!" Derlik fell into his laughing fit, arms around his waist as he rolled some. He wiped at his eyes with his palms, looking up and frowning some.
"Nooo, you're oooold babieee… Super old babies boy."

Kye tilted his head, doing his best not to smirk at Derlik thinking he was the one to come up with the nickname. Oh, several Claimed already beat him to it. "Dad, I'm not that old. I don't understand what you're talking about," he continued.

"Kyeeeeeeeeeeee," Derlik whined. "I wanna put my peepee in a pretty boieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Derlik pouted some, folding his arms. "You know thaaaaaaaaaat… I showed you already, on the Huuuuuub." Derlik started to giggle again, humming the tune as he kept laughing. He found stretching his sounds out funny for some reason. It sounded weird in his ears.

Kye gave up the act, slumping against the tree. "No you don't dad. Stop acting like a horny motherfucker and pass out already," he called, still sounding quite irritated. "Reminder that you've told me several times over: I'm in charge of making sure you don't do anything stupid. This counts as 'anything stupid,'" he finished.

Derlik grumbled some when he heard how irritated Kye was, moving to lay down.
"Mm… fineee…" He closed his eyes, trying to fall asleep. Still, though, he was giggling some, not really doing a good job of passing out.
"Sexsnt stoopid…"

"It's stupid when you're drunk!" he argued back, narrowing his eyes at Derlik. "Get your rest and you can split some of Serna's cookies and brownies with me when you wake up," he added, knowing how hard those were to resist. For anyone really.

"Cookiesss?" Derlik echoed. He nodded some, burying his face in his arms. It wasn't long at all until he'd passed out with the promise of Serna's cookies and brownies, forgetting he was the one who had them.

“Well that was…quite an experience.” Blake said quietly to Kye after Derlik had passed out.

"No shit," he said breathlessly, before covering his mouth. "A-ah… sorry about the language. If I don't swear at him, he usually won't take me seriously," Kye admitted with a small sigh.