forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Oleander: I've learned some valuable lessons from this.
Wisteria: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you should have taken away.
Oleander: Death isn't real and I'm practically a god.

Eleanor: I can't seem to do anything right now.
Cordelia: Mmmhmm. I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

The Erl King: You're too late fools! You'll never stop me now.
Oleander: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you using the powers of–
Poplar: Friendship!
Alys: Harmony!
Titania: Incredible violence.
Aspen: And love!

Erica: Guess what number I'm thinking of
Della: 420
Erica: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Teagan: 69?
Erica: Yeah it was 69

Nathaniel: Honey bun?
Oscar: Yes?
Nathaniel, blushing: I meant, would you like one?
Oscar: Oh. Yeah, sure. Sugar?
Nathaniel: Yes?
Oscar, also blushing: I was just asking if you wanted sugar in your coffee.
Nathaniel, flustered: Oh! Yeah. Sure.
Both: Completely flustered
Percy, from a distance: Even I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.
Beatrice: I think I know what you mean.

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Alfie to Robin: ok now give me sad—sadder!
Alfie: Imagine us separating after graduation!
Alfie:
Alfie: Hey why are you smiling
———————
Craig: Memphis and Eric have been in the kitchen for a while now…
Jay: do you think they’re…
Jay: making out?
[in the kitchen]
Eric, helping Memphis make a bottle rocket out of mentos and coke: this is gonna be so sick.
———————
Lance: What are we doing?
Kira: Just existing I guess
Lance: No I meant for volleyball practice tomorrow
Kira: Oh, we start at 8
———————
Kevin: i’m different now. Like, before I thought I was gay, but then I saw you
Oliver: Bit fuckin rude-
Kevin: before I thought I was gay, now I know that I’m gay.
Oliver:
———————
Thomas: So what do you want for dinner tonight?
Zackeri: your dick
Zackeri: your pick*
Zackeri: haha sorry autocorrect
Thomas:
Thomas: This is a verbal conversation
———————
Ren having writers block: Lou make me cry!
Lucy: ….what?? no??? WHAT
Ren, deadpanned: do it.
Lucy: uh- um.. sometimes Zackeri doesn’t think he’s good enough-
Ren: I couldn’t tell him not to blame himself. I didn’t want to, not to him. Not when he was our Captain all the way down to his core, foibles and all
Lucy:
Lucy: write that shit down
———————
[At Sato's Police Station]

Sato: Um, why are you here?
Daniel & Alec: Do you know where the nearest jail is?
Sato: …Why?
Daniel: we need shelter
Alec: free shelter
Sato: They won’t take you in if you haven’t done a crime, let alone just for you to have shelter.
Daniel & Alec:
Daniel: 'Cuse us, we’ll be right back.
———————
Eliott: [fails test]
Eloitt: I'm livin' like Larry.
Felix: How… how is this living like Larry???
Eliott: My extreme sport is disappointing my family.
———————
Suka:
Phoenix: ???
Suka: You can kick me in the stomach and I'd still say thank you.
———————
Asbjorn: [fucking around]
David: Stop. [sprays Asbjorm]
Kevin: Hey! I told you to stop spraying him with water!
David: This isn't water, it's lighter fluid
Kevin:
David: [lights match]
———————
Phoenix: [sneezes]
Kit: shut up
Phoenix:
Kit: i meant bless you, sorry
Phoenix:
Kit: no, shut up was better.
———————
Robin, walking in on Zackeri holding a crying Kichiro: What happened??
Zackeri: The sounds that the printer makes scares him

Peter to Kate: Okay, now give me sad—sadder!
Peter: Imagine us separating after graduation!
Peter:
Peter: Hey, why are you smiling-

Luci: Matthew and Kate have been in the kitchen for a while now…
Bee: Do you think they’re…
Bee: Making out?
In the kitchen
Matthew, helping Kate make a bottle rocket out of Mentos and Coke: This is going to be so sick-

Nathaniel: I’m different now. Like, before I thought I was gay, but then I saw you
Oscar: Well, that's a bit rude-
Nathaniel: Before I thought I was gay, now I know that I’m gay.
Oscar:

Amira: Um, why are you here?
Nich, Joan, and Nell: Do you know where the nearest jail is?
Amira: …Why?
Nell: We need shelter
Joan: Free shelter
Amira: They won’t take you in if you haven’t done a crime, let alone just for you to have shelter.
Nich:
Nich: Excuse us, we’ll be right back-

Ren: As Lady Macbeth once said, "Don't be a pussy, it's just murder,"
…..
Zephyr: Don't let anyone ruin your day.
Chan: Yeah, ruin it yourself!
…..
Ren: Bad news, the printer messed up the invitations. It was supposed to say 'Zephyr's Birthday'
Chan: What does it say?
Ren: 'Zephyr's Bi'
Elyas: I mean, that could still work
…..
Doctor: What's your blood type?
Zephyr: Don't worry, I'm not picky, I can drink any kind.
Doctor: What?
Zephyr: What?
…..
Chan: I'll do whoever it takes to get to the top!
Elyas: Don't you mean 'whatever it takes?'
Chan: Yeah sure I'll do that too.
…..
Elyas: Is Chan ever normal?
Ren: Nope
Elyas: Not even when he's asleep?
Ren: No, he's the craziest in bed.
Elyas, choking: I'm sorry, WHAT?
Ren: He sleep fights, crazy right?
…..
Chan: Okay, so when someone says something cool, just say lit.
Zephyr: Got it.
[later]
Ren: Hey, I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time… I think I'm in love with you.
Zephyr, panicking: Lit
…..
Elyas: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Chan, aggressively pointing at himself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE
…..
Chan: I like my girls how I like my coffee
Chan: [sips bubble tea]
…..
Chan: I have a plan!
Elyas: Oh no, we're not listening to another one of your 'brilliant' plans.
Ren: It's fine, I have the hospital on speed dial. Chan, continue.

Geneva: As Lady Macbeth once said, "Don't be a pussy, it's just murder,"
I literally just read for M*cbeth today lol

Oberon: What's your blood type?
Robin: Don't worry, I'm not picky, I can drink any kind.
Oberon: What?
Robin: What?

Oleander: I'll do whoever it takes to get to the top!
Titania: Don't you mean 'whatever it takes?'
Oleander: Yeah sure, I'll do that too.

Morgan: I like my men how I like my coffee
Morgan: Sips bubble tea

Minwoo: Hyungwon you're so tall, what can you see?
Hyungwon: Everyone's flaws.

Maeng, "drunk": Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Jack, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uhh, this is just strawberry milk.

Kimmie: I have an idea.
Pearl: No murder.
Kimmie: I no longer have an idea.

C.Ro: How dumb do they think we are?
JJ: Sometimes Taeok leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

Bee: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Kate, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Police officer, after pulling Chan over: Are you registered?
Chan: I don't vote
Police officer: No, I meant the car.
Chan: Oh, it doesn't vote either.
…..
Zephyr: Can you believe it? Some idiot fought a goose at the park.
Chan, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was a being a prick.
…..
Ren: I thought you were gonna get up?
Elyas: Well, I was going to. But then I asked myself: Why?
Chan: Mood.
…..
Ren: I got called 'gay' in Chinatown earlier today.
Chan: Who were you with?
Ren: Zephyr.
Chan: What happened?
Ren: I got called 'gay' in Chinatown.
Chan: Yeah but why?
Ren: I was being gay.
Chan: In Chinatown?
Ren: Yeah it was Chinatown.
…..
Chan: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Zephyr: That would suck because you can't microwave metal…
Ren: Good morning to everyone except these two.

Police officer, after pulling Barry over: Are you registered?
Barry: I don't vote
Police officer: No, I meant the car.
Barry: Oh, it doesn't vote either.

Police officer, after pulling Demitri over: Are you registered?
Demitri: I don't vote
Police officer: No, I meant the car.
Demitri: Oh, it doesn't vote either.

Titania: As Lady Macbeth once said, "Don't be a pussy, it's just murder,"

Victor: Bad news, the printer messed up the invitations. It was supposed to say 'Alice's Birthday'
Henry: What does it say?
Victor: 'Alice's Bi'
Henry: I mean, that still works-

Trinity: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Darlene, aggressively pointing at herself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE

Cordelia: I like my men how I like my coffee
Cordelia: Sips tea

Jackson: I have a plan!.
Geneva: We're not listening to another one of your brilliant plans.
Henry: It's fine, I have the hospital on speed dial. Jackson, continue.

Peregrine: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Peregrine: Drains a bottle of sake while staring the poor asker right in the eyes the whole time
She had to give it some Peregrine flair

Peregrine: Can you believe it? Some idiot tried to fight some of the monkeys outside.
Zoro, covered in wounds and bruises: Maybe the monkeys were being pricks.

Jax: Peregrine, you're so tall! What can you see?
Peregrine: Everyone's flaws.

Luffy: You’re so stupid.
Law, extremely drunk: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.
Luffy: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.
Law: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.
Jax, walking by: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?
Law: With whipped cream?
Luffy: Of course
Law: Oh! And Sprinkles too!
Azami, trying to suppress her laughter: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I thought someone as evil as you wouldn’t want sprinkles on his whipped cream
Law: Shut up

Marian: Alessandra, you're so tall! What can you see?
Alessandra: Everyone's flaws.

Demitri: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Demitri: Cold and mysterious.
Nessa: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Silver: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Evangeline, aggressively pointing at herself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE

Nessa: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Carpathia, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Demitri: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Demitri: Cold and mysterious.
Nessa: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Silver: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Evangeline, aggressively pointing at herself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE

Nessa: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Carpathia, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Isn't Evangeline supposed to be… elegant?

Demitri: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Demitri: Cold and mysterious.
Nessa: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Silver: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Evangeline, aggressively pointing at herself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE

Nessa: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Carpathia, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Isn't Evangeline supposed to be… elegant?

Fake quotes, Julia. As in, they aren't really in the story. So they don't have to be 100% in character. Evangeline is vain and married to Silver so it suited her despite the fact that it's not something she would actually say. Do you understand now or do I need to break it down for you even more? Because I think you get it, but you just wanted to roast me. Anyway, that's all I'll say, you don't get to derail yet another thread for your own ego.

Ren: I gave the Jade Emperor a 'get better soon' card
Zephyr: I didn't know he was sick
Ren: He isn't
Ren: I just thought he could do better

Carpathia: I gave Nessa a 'get better soon' card
Vladimir: I didn't know she was sick
Carpathia: She isn't
Carpathia: I just thought she could do better

Viere: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Aid: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?!
Viere: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!

Viere: How far do your scales go?
Kelpora: opens her mouth
Monah: Oh, she's got them everywhere, there's some on her hands, all around her wrists, some splotches on her chest and sides, symmetrical ones on her hips–
Viere: …
Kelpora: …
Monah: …

Ronald, drunk at 2 AM: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.
Madhead, equally drunk: Yuan-Ti's have two dicks.
Madhead: One in their pants, one in their personality.

Belsan: stares up at the stars
Rush: What are you doing?
Belsan: Naming the stars after people I love.
Rush: Do I get a star?
Belsan: You get the sun.

Nova: Monah, how do I ask someone out?
Monah: Well, first, you–
Kelli: No, don't ask her. She asked me out in the washroom of an inn.
Nova: …
Nova: And you said yes?!

Bruiser: I turned out perfectly fine!
Aid: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Bruiser: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Viere: I'm getting a call from Aid.
Kelpora: I'll act natural.
Viere: You're not going to be on the call.
Viere, answering the call: Hi Mom.
Kelpora, shouting right next to Viere: What delicious water I'm drinking!

Viere: I gave Kelpora a 'Get Better Soon' card.
Aid: I didn't know she was sick.
Viere: She isn't.
Viere: I just thought she could do better.

Ronald: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Ronald: Cold and mysterious.
Nova: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Nova: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Howl, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Acyn: Remember when we didn't solve all our problems with attempted murder?
Verena: Stop romanticizing the past.
_
[close up on Kenna drinking hot chocolate]
Kenna: I'm 99% angel.
[pan out to show the city on fire]
Kenna: But that 1%…
_
[in the hospital]
Kenna: How did I end up here?
Dimitri, sighing: Like always, you laughed to hard at your own joke and blacked out.
_
[Verena and Caspian getting ready to leave the keep; Kenna, Will, Tanith, and Dimitri are gathered on the couch]
Caspian: Alright guys, let's guy over the powerpoint.
Caspian, going through the slides: Don't add to the population.
Dimitri: [rolls his eyes]
Verena: Don't SUBTRACT from the population.
Tanith: Damn it!
Verena: Quiet.
Caspian: Stay out of the hospital, news paper, and jail.
Will: So we're not allowed to have fun?
Verena: If you DO end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Caspian: There. There's your fun.
Kenna: I'll take it.
_
Verena: The Elite have one brain cell, and Caspian has full custody of it.
_
Will: I don't always make the best decisions under pressure…
[flashback]
Keres: What the hell is that?
Will: An alpaca. I got the last one.
_
Kenna: I'm a rubber chicken and the gods are nineteen-year-old viners throwing me off buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of their followers.
Nakoa:
Nakoa: What does this MEAN-
_
Eira: Have you been yelled at by Verena yet?
Kenna: Psh. I'm not scared of her.
Eira: So that's a no.
_
Dimitri: Kenna, what are you drinking?
Kenna: Vodka.
Dimitri: Straight?
Kenna: Not really.
Dimitri:
Kenna:
Dimitri
Kenna: oH YOU MEANT THE VODKA
_
Kenna: Fugative or not, it's nice to be wanted.
_
Nakoa: Where are you going?
Kenna: Home! I need to reevaluate my life choices.
Nakoa: Well okay, but if you're planning on turning evil again, please give us a heads up this time.
_
Kenna: I want to change the world.
Nakoa: For the better?
Kenna:
Nakoa: Kenna?
Nakoa: Kenna, answer me.
_
Eira: I couldn't ask for a better brother.
Will: Aww, thanks!
Eira: I kept trying but mom and dad said I couldn't.

Demitri: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Demitri: Cold and mysterious.
Nessa: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Silver: Aw, we're out of snacks.
Evangeline, aggressively pointing at herself: I'M LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE

Nessa: Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper.
Carpathia, concerned and looking at the bottle: Uh, this is just strawberry milk.

Isn't Evangeline supposed to be… elegant?

Fake quotes, Julia. As in, they aren't really in the story. So they don't have to be 100% in character. Evangeline is vain and married to Silver so it suited her despite the fact that it's not something she would actually say. Do you understand now or do I need to break it down for you even more? Because I think you get it, but you just wanted to roast me. Anyway, that's all I'll say, you don't get to derail yet another thread for your own ego.

One more instance like this, Julia, and I will use my mod powers to kick you from the chat. Proceed with caution :)

Christopher: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Georgie: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
Christopher: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!

Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.

Georgie: Cordelia, how do I ask someone out?
Cordelia: Well, first, you–
Darlene: No, don't ask her. She asked me out in the washroom of an inn.
Georgie: …
Georgie: And you said yes?!

Peter: I like my women how I like my coffee.
Peter: Cold and mysterious.
Kate: That sounds like terrible coffee.

Calla: Remember when we didn't solve all our problems with attempted murder?
Oleander: Stop romanticizing the past.

Marcus: Alright guys, before you go to Creston, let's go over the powerpoint.
Marcus, going through the slides: Don't add to the population.
Darius: Rolls his eyes
Marcus: Don't subtract from the population.
Therese: Damn it!
Samuel: Quiet!
Marcus: Stay out of the hospital, newspaper, and jail.
Nich: So we're not allowed to have fun?
Marcus: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Darius: There. There's your fun.
Nich: I'll take it.

Ayla: Carrie, what are you drinking?
Carrie: Vodka.
Ayla: Straight?
Carrie: Not really.
Ayla:
Carrie: oH YOU MEANT THE VODKA-

Iam: Where are you going?
Oleander: Home. I need to reevaluate my life choices.
Iam: Well okay, but if you're planning on turning evil again, please give us a heads up this time.

Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.

One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces

Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.

One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces

:)

Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.

One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces

:)

:')

Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.

One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces

:)

:')

Just don't make me pay your medical bill.