forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Mia: What? You don't think I can give people rabies? I've been bitten by enough animals It'd probably work.

Kiyo: Why have you been bitten by so many animals?

Mia: I'm stupid that's why.

Saeyun: Welcome to the club.

Enzo: I also got bitten by animal. looks up from phone

Mia: Was it a cat? I bet it was a cat.

Kenna: What's up sluts
Dimitri: You can't call people sluts, Kenna.
Kenna: Oh I can call them whatever the fuck I want

Kiyo: Hey fucker
Saeyun: Why.
Kiyo: She started it shrugs

Kenna: Okay, no, I call people sluts and fuckers not the other way around.
Dimitri: You shouldn't be calling anyone either of those two things.
Kenna: Dude

Kiyo: Watch me. I can call people whatever the hell I want.
Saeyun: And that's the mindset that got a gang after us, Sunshine.
Kiyo: That was your fault.
Saeyun: My point still stands.
Kiyo: Fuck your point.

Kenna: Oh wow, a gang after you? It sounds kinda fun if you ask me, no need to get so upset about it. It adds some flavor to your life.
Dimitri: Oh, and you would know. You managed to piss off the literal god of hell. And his sons.
Kenna: It's not my fault. I didn't realize they were so sensitive.

Saeyun: Yeah, a gang and a mafia. One's after me, the other's after Kiyo.
Kiyo: The god of hell? Why am I not surprised.
Saeyun: Can we not provoke people, please?
Kiyo: She started it.

Dimitri: Yeah. None of us were suprised, honestly.
Kenna: Okay, now you're sounding like Eira. We only need one of her.
Kenna: But seriously, he's the god of hell! He shouldn't be so sensitive!
Dimitri: You literally called his realm a "raging pile of horseshit" and called him "a man whore who would have been better equipped working as a courtesean since he can't seem to keep his dick in his pants" and then murdered his favored son, burned down his home, insulted his wife, and left.
Kenna:
Kenna: Anyways, so the mafia! What are they like.

Kiyo: Psychopathic. Violent. The usual. But I didn't have enough confidence to call him a man whore.
Kiyo: Why did whore autocorrect to white.
Saeyun: Probably because you shouldn't be calling people whores.
Kiyo: You've called him worse than a whore.
Saeyun: Hush.

Kenna: Calling sadistic men "man whores" and watching them practically burn with anger is good for the soul. You should try it some time. It's also very entertaining.

Mia: Frick I need to get out of here.

Sapphire: I bet I look super normal to you now, eh, Mia? Look at these crazies.

Mia: (tiny yelp.) Yeah, you're actually looking a little less crazy now. Weird question, can I hug you? You look soft.

Mia: Was it a cat? I bet it was a cat.

Enzo: yes. it was a tiger. I still have the scar shows the scar

Mia: Ooooh… I have a scar from a cat biting me too. But it was a housecat. No where near as cool as that.

Enzo: Yea. now I hate tigers

Mia: Yep. I was pretty much terrified of all animals for a long time.

Enzo: My sister had to help me not be afraid of tigers anymore, but as I said "I hate tigers"

Mia: Hm. My friend took me to an adoption center so I could get rid of my fear of dogs. That's where I got Miko. Still scared of dogs though. Miko's the only exception.

Enzo: mood grins

Mia: (happy dog owner humming, she's thinking about Miko.) He's the best little dog in the world. Even though he's really big.

Enzo: laughs fun fact I'm a wild dog aka werewolf.

Mia: (tiny yelp.) Yeah, you're actually looking a little less crazy now. Weird question, can I hug you? You look soft.

Sapphire: …. sure..! Hm. I don't remember the last time I was hugged. … … since when… … mother…

Mia: (hugs Sapphire) Sorry, these people are just weird. Soft things make my happy.

Sapphire: nah, its alrighty! It's just weird how you all talk about us non-humans as some sort of irrational beasts…

But I appreciate the hug. I sure do.