forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Kiyo: I dislike labels because they signify attachment. The last person I was attached to was the psychopath that is currently hunting me down.

Mia: Well you just called Saeyun angel so I'm not sure what you mean by 'no attachments' but whatever, thas' cool.

Saeyun: It's more of a title.

Mia, still eating gummy bears: Alright. Is Sunshine a title too?

Saeyun: Yeah. Cuz he lights up my life.
Kiyo: I'll have you know that I can break a man's spine with my bare hands. I am not sunshine.
Saeyun: That's what you think.

Mia: Calm down. No spine breaking. Couple banter's cute and all but, seriously. No. Spine. Breaking.

Kiyo: I don't like that method of murder anyway.
Saeyun: How about we talk about something pointless and silly for once, instead of always being serious?

Mia: Yeah. I'm a normal person. (puts wasp spray back in satchel) So that means I am capable of doing normal things (pushes the inflatable chair behind her.) Like talking about pointless and silly things. (eats more gummy bears)

Saeyun: It's been a while since we've talked about stuff other than what is necessary. Could you… start a conversation?

Mia, shrugs: Sure. Um…. Do you guys like memes? I invest an unhealthy amount of my energy into memes.

Saeyun: I've heard of them… Before 10th grade I was up to date on my memes, but I haven't had the time lately

Mia: There's to many memes to know them all.

Kiyo: What exactly is a… Meme? I've heard it before but I'm not entirely sure.

Mia: Its a picture with word on it. They're supposed to be funny but some people make boring memes. We shun the unfunny memers.

Saeyun: snickers unfunny memers…

Mia: We shun them. They do not exist.

Saeyun: Got it. Unfunny memers are simply a figment of imagination.

Mia: Good you understand.

Enzo: sorry guys I had to deal with family stuff. What did i miss?

Saeyun: Nothing really, just small talk.

Enzo: ok walks away and plays game on phone

Mia: Who's that?

Saeyun: Just Enzo. He doesn't talk much.

Mia: Apparently nobody here does. You guys must think I'm obnoxious. All I do is talk. (eats gummy bear)

Kiyo: Nah, it's cool.
Saeyun: As long as you don't start making death threats, I really don't care.