forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Elliot: I never had a mother or a father…To be truthful. Im not human. I was "born" in a lab…

Kiyo: I mean I wasn't really ever considered a human so…

Tempest: ours got murdered by a crazy shadow man that is bent on becoming immortal and killing Ember and me!

Ember: sarcastic jazz hands horray

Elliot: I never had a mother or a father…To be truthful. Im not human. I was "born" in a lab…

Sapphire: I know a guy who is like that, "born" in a lab (he's not human though). Man, he's so strong-willed and never let anyone put him down. And so cool. When I grow up I wanna be like him!

Saeyun: Eh, at this point 90% of the accusations against me are true so really I don't feel self conscious cuz they're not lies.

Enzo: sorry guys. I had to take care of my sister since she got bit by something.

Enzo: What did I miss?

Saeyun: Not much. I don't really remember when you left.

Enzo: Yeah I went out to hunt with my sister and she got bit so I had to take care of her

Saeyun: Ah. Rough. She okay?

Enzo: I don’t know, she told me to leave her alone.

Saeyun: Ah. Kiyo does that to me a lot.
Kiyo: That's because you're a brat.
Saeyun: I am NOT. Just because you're antisocial -
Kiyo: I'm not antisocial I just don't like people.
Saeyun: /throws his hands into the air and gives up/

Enzo: ok guys can you please stop arguing?

Saeyun: Apparently not. But I don't make a habit of telling my sunshine to shut up.

Enzo: ok walks away

Mia :throws open door
Mia: Hello everyone, and welcome to the happy world of Haribo.

Elliot: Hello stranger .

Mia:Hello stranger, stranger.
Mia:(pulls out plastic square, sits on floor and starts blowing up an inflatable chair.)
Mia: Don't mind me, continue speaking.

Saeyun: Is that an inflatable chair?
Kiyo: /pointedly ignores everyone/

Mia: It is in fact, an inflatable chair. Very useful, and comfortable.

Saeyun: Fascinating! If only they gave cashiers access to that technology
Kiyo: You're not even a cashier, the fuck
Saeyun: For the record, I am a naturally empathetic person. I'm just also skilled at turning that instinct off when necessary.

Mia: I bought it at Walmart. Its like, seven dollars. I also bought gummy bears.(pulls out bag) Want some?

Saeyun: I -
Kiyo: No thanks.

Mia, shrugging: Alright. What do you guys do here anyway? Since you don't eat gummy bears or sit in inflatable chairs I assume you must at least enjoy talking to flowers.

Kiyo: Actually prior to this I was an assassin.
Saeyun: Way to scare people away, Sunshine.
Kiyo: That was my goal.